I’m Never Gonna Let You Go! [Sing in Sloth Voice]

I’m gonna hold you in my arms foreverrrrrrrrrrr [yawn]
Gonna try and make up for the times [Oh boy I’m tie-tie]
I hurt you sooooooooooo [falls asleep]


Romantic sloth times courtesy of Laura S. Sergio Mendes genius lyrics via Songlyrics.com.

59 comments … read them below or add one

  1. fleurdamour says:

    I saw a documentary where a shy German woman devoted her life to working with sloths in the wild, almost never seeing another human. From this bebeh’s face, I can see why she did it. She wasn’t missing a thing, had all the love she could ever need.

    • Fird Birfle says:

      I just attempted a basic search about this. The main references which came up readily, were for a sloth rescue hospital located in Costa Rica (but didn’t reference any specific female names) and also about a case in Texas (Houston area, Harris Co). That case DID reference a specific woman but didn’t give first/ last name. The article gave the idea that
      eventually some people in her community felt that she might need some additional resources to help her admirable efforts to care for the sloths.

      • fleurdamour says:

        It’s been a long time since I saw that. It was actually a segment within a larger documentary, and I can’t remember what it was, sorry. I think it was on PBS in New York City when I lived there, probably around 2001-2004. I’ll repost if I get more info.

      • fleurdamour says:

        However, when I just searched “German Sloth Researcher,” I got this gem:

        http://www.dw-world.de/dw/article/0,,2326962,00.html

        • Fird Birfle says:

          * thanks for givin’ it a try and letting me/ us know!
          *And — re the article/ link you posted: 8-O
          It would seem that the staff at the Institute for Systematic Zoology and Evolutionary Biology in Jena, didn’t “get the memo” about standard sloth behaviors !!!11!!!

  2. kat says:

    holy crap! that guy brings BEF to a whole new level!!

  3. victoreia says:

    He (she?) can serenade me anytime…..

  4. Nikki says:

    Aw. Little velcro sloth…

  5. dub1 says:

    Amazing orange eyelids! which I presume on a sloth would sound like kerrrrrpppluuuunkkkk instead of ‘plink’. Golden irises and jersey-shore amounts of eyeliner look good on him.
    [as brainworm sings, 'nevah gonnah SAY goodbye . . . ']

  6. Theresa says:

    Whoa. Sloths like 80s pop?

  7. Meaghan says:

    Is this a spectacled sloth?

  8. JME says:

    I think this is an Encore Presentayshe™ of this, but it’s slightly different processing (the eyes are definitely different.).

  9. ^oo^ says:

    From an earlier time:

    Hold me, hold me
    Never let me go until you’ve told me, told me
    What I want to know and then just hold me, hold me
    Make me tell you I’m in love with you

    Music and lyrics by Harry Noble

  10. Nikki says:

    This photo reminds me of Gershwin’s “Embraceable You…”

  11. Yes Slothy Guy I did think i was gonna get Rick Rolled! (see roll over)

  12. gmm says:

    I so want to be hugged by a sloth!

  13. kittens not kids says:

    i like the juxtaposition of the sloth eyes and the chimp-on-the-shirt’s eyes. they’re staring into each other’s souls.

  14. kibblenibble says:

    *b-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-p*

  15. Marie says:

    Beeeeeeeady eyes!

  16. Alice Shortcake says:

    All I want for Christmas is a sloth.

  17. Jillersons says:

    Okay, where do I sign up to work with behbeh sloffs? Because I’m so there! I just love their little faces. It’s like you’re telling them about your day, and they’re really not listening to a word you say, but they’re smiling politely so you’ll think they are. Their expressions are very “Oh yeah? That’s cool. . .”

  18. Rachael says:

    If I could hug a bebbeh sloth (and have it hug me back), my life would be complete. I don’t know what else to say but that face has keeled me ded.

  19. It’s so sad on the iPad to miss the hover text. I wish there was a fix for that, but such a cute bebbeh :)

  20. skippymom says:

    True confession: I had a HUGE crush on Rick Astley, back then.

    • Fird Birfle says:

      skippymom?

      How do you feel about Mr. Astley, NOW??? ‘Cuz I’ve heard, that after I kicked him
      to the curb (he’s just not thug-enough for me, y’know), he hasn’t been too busy …..
      I could hook you up ;)

      • skippymom says:

        Thanks, Fird, but I retired from romantic involvement with humans about a decade ago. I’m committed to only dating cats now.

        • skippymom says:

          P.S. I just watched a little bit of the video of him posted above. Reaction: What the %&*$&*# was I thinking, years ago? I thought he was so cute and so cool. Ouch.

          • Fird Birfle says:

            1: now, he’s not exactly Steve Buscemi or Mickey Rourke …
            2: we (?) were teeny-boppers (perish the thought!!!) at the time …. ;)

  21. Fird Birfle says:

    um, Meg???

    please to offer a audio sample of [sloth voice]???

    • Fird Birfle says:

      oops — “an”

      (changed my noun & forgot to adjust the article there, before hitting “send” *blush*)

      • BB/VA says:

        Exactly. I would be happy to sing in a sloth voice if I only knew what a sloth voice sounds like.

        I am guessing it is NOT much like Rick Astley.

  22. Maribeth says:

    How about, “I only have eyes for you….”.

  23. joools in PDX says:

    “The look… of love… is in… your eyes… a look… your smile… can’t disguise….”
    Thank you, Burt Bacharach, the Sloth of Love. (with apologies to Barry White)

  24. For our honeymoon in Costa Rica, I dragged my husband clear across the country to the sloth rescue. They’re freaking adorable, and oh-so-snuggly with each other!

  25. Angus's Mom says:

    How is it that sloths aren’t household pets? they are so affectionate and adorable – and they don’t seem to need much exercise.

    That’s it – adding it to my Christmas list!

    • bob drummond says:

      Just remember what I said months ago about sloths- they do have those four inch claws and they go to the bathroom once every two weeks or more !!!

      • bob drummond says:

        Even if they don’t know where the bathroom is doesn’t bother them , they’ll do it anywhere they have to !!!

  26. Bluebird says:

    This baby is a stupon-emitter, for sure. The golden eyes have me pinned and my brain is starting to dribble out my nose.