Can Your Calendar Pass the Puppy Test?

Year after year, puppy owners suffer the embarrassment of bringing home… an unacceptable calendar. Yes, that all-important, once-a-year purchase can easily be spoiled when a family pet disapproves.

Don’t let this happen to you! Order the 2012 Cute Overload page-a-day or wall calendar today, and treat your pet to 366 days of perfectly prosh pictures, plus corny jokes (which they can’t read anyway, making it even more enjoyable)!



  1. Mary (the first) says:

    Too funny!!

  2. He is barking out his insistance on getting him a CO calendar NOW 😀

  3. Even the most disapproving of buns would have to love a CO calendar!

  4. The calendar rocks. The puppy ought to be scared of that floor!

  5. He’s just angry because he realized how bad he looks standing next to a guy wearing black socks, brown sandals and shorts.

  6. HRH QueenCat says:

    get away from MY food bowl, you evil stranger

  7. Woof! Woof! Beware mom there’s a flat dog in front of you!
    Woof! Woof! He’s odorless and he can change his face!
    Woof! Woof! He must be some kind of evil mutant!
    Woof! Woof! Run away! Run away!

  8. Fird Birfle says:


    No “Matchingks” Tag, for the Calendar which matches the Pooch????

    This has been a
    Public Service Announcement

  9. flutterby says:

    So vicious, all those puppeh growlingks snd snarlingks.

    Goog point on Matchingks Tag, Fird !! I am in tewtal agreement on that !

  10. TrixandSam says:


  11. “How are all these strange dogs getting into my house?!?”

  12. Reminds me of a cat we used to own that would knock over a particular stuffed toy cat we had sitting in our livingroom-never failed, every time we walked passed it, he would take his paw and knock it over on its face! XD.

  13. Peanutcat says:

    Pup’s pretty brave for taking on a doggy bigger than him!

  14. Moi, Actually says:

    Now that bullfighting is on its way out, this could be a more animal-friendly replacement. Replace the red cape with a shiny calendar and the pointy things with dog treats, then round up those mighty peekapoos and let the fun begin.
    Perhaps we could keep the matador costumes, though.

  15. That was my thought, as well!

  16. Ah, but how do you KNOW they can’t read the jokes?

  17. I Haz a Funny Bone says:

    It’s cute, but I don’t think that puppy is angry at all. Notice the tail wag? Looks like his way of saying, “c’mon, drop the pose and let’s play!” Ha!

  18. We once assembled a small children’s chair before Christmas, and the outline of the back rest was the silhouette of a sitting cat (Ikea used to sell them in their kid’s section). Just a silhouette, mind you.

    Our cat came in, stopped in the doorway of the room, froze, and suddenly went into full fur-standing-on-end, arched back, freak-out mode. We were momentarily worried the cat had gone insane suddenly, or been possessed, until we saw what it was looking at – the chair, of course. A large, seated, featureless red cat had invaded her house, without her knowing it!

  19. We had a friend who had a cat who hated our daughter’s Pound Purry, which is somewhat cat shaped (but really not that much).

    Link for picture, not to sell PP:

  20. Carla Norwood says:

    If someone with a calendar breaks into their house, they’re out of luck.

  21. Hm. I hate it, too. 😛

  22. michelle b adams says:

    i love how fluffy mcbarkerbit’s markings look like she is wearing a black bikini bottom slash diapee!

  23. Ha! Ha!Ha! Thanks – just picturing your cat’s face and reaction gave me the best laugh of the morning!! I always wonder what the heck is going on inside my cats’ heads – always unpredictable! 😉

  24. LOL…could have been my step father…although, if it had been, it would have been shorts, socks, ……..and cowboy boots 🙂