Hoppy Hour

“Bartender, I’d like a Fuzzy Navel, please.” the frog said, a tad politely.

Let the good slimes roll, Paula A.!


  1. In love and want to entwine fingies right now!!

  2. “Hey baby, wanna come back to my pad? We can play croaket.”

  3. and ONce again Oakie RULEZZZZZ!

  4. Another zinger from our resident pun savant!

  5. kibblenibble says:

    Iridescent frogster! Pretty!

  6. His *wife*? I heard he was amphibious!

    Tadpole-itely ftw!

  7. Fffffffffttttt *sound of spit-take*

  8. flutterby says:

    LOL 260O!

    Luff da fwoggie feengaires and fwoggie’s lovely green patina, so iridescent !

  9. Patina! *taking a drink*

  10. Is there a drinking game I don’t know about ?!?

  11. *taking another drink”*

  12. *hic*

  13. Fird Birfle says:

    Nah, Theresa’s just havin’ a wuunnerful Saturday night.
    Izzn’t that right, Occifer????

  14. Fird Birfle says:

    (heh heh) ;)

  15. JohnnieCanuck says:

    Sorry, fuzzy navels are for placentals only.


  17. Queen of Dork says:

    Don’t you mean, “a toad politely?”

  18. A Toad, Politely . :P

  19. fish eye no miko says:

    It’s a pun on the word “tad pole”.

  20. flutterby says:

    Geez kibblenibble…sounds like I copied you on the iridescence …oopsie

  21. kibblenibble says:

    No oopsie; great minds think alike! :-)

  22. Awesome.

  23. He looks like the little fella who lives in my dad’s backyard in Florida. He has a huge booming voice, it’s so unexpected it’s hilarious.

  24. I didn’t realize Toad Hall put in an outside bar. Lock up your motorcars!

  25. It’s Not easy Being Green!

  26. Laissez les Bon Toad roulez?

  27. I see what you did there. :-)

  28. “A tad politely” ees keeling me!!!

  29. Fird Birfle says:

    Et moi aussi!!

    Pyrit is now In Charge of the Universe.

  30. Queen of Dork says:

    He’s so pretty! He looks like a phosphorescence little, tiny prince. He just needs a wee little shiny, golden crown on his head. I would kees him any day. :)

  31. flutterby says:

    Watch out…you might get phosphorescent warts ! ewww

  32. Queen of Dork says:


  33. flutterby says:

    …with leetle gold crowns on them…

  34. Queen of Dork says:

    Oh noes! You’re right! I now DO have phosphorescent warts with wee leetle golden crowns on them! And they’re really pretty! Like BLING!

  35. bookmonstercats says:


    *Casts admiring glances at Queenie’s blinging warts*

  36. Is “Gorgeous” uttered in the unmistakable voice of Adam Ant? Because it should be!!

  37. Gimme a fuzzy navel, and put a fly in it! *hic*

  38. Fuzzy navel? No, he’s been into the absinthe – frogs are french, you know. (I can say that since I come from French lineage AND I love frogs. :)


  39. I bet he’d like a boguette to go with that Brie.

  40. To go – for when he takes Miss Piggy back to his pad.

  41. That looks exactly like a French chef I once dated. He was always talking about his “toque,” or so I thought. It turns out he actually meant “toke” and the whole relationship eventually went up in smoke.

  42. Hahhahahaha!

  43. Is he drinking to work up the courage to kiss the princess?

  44. flutterby says:

    Hey, 260Oakley…when did you go blue? Are you on staff now as president of puns?

  45. So sad, my first thought was blue…films…french…oh, nevermind.

  46. me,too.

  47. No, that would be Pyrit.

  48. victoreia says:

    I believe the names in blue are linked to peep’s webpages……

    Not quite a Nerd

  49. quirkybeeper says:

    Look! It’s Señor Frog!!! But wait, I thought….oh nevermind.

  50. You guys crack me up. Excellent jousting!

  51. bob drummond says:

    Don’t anbody say “I toad you so !”
    Mr. Froggy can drink at my bar anytime he wants to !!!
    I once had a green frog myself, but he croaked years ago !!

  52. Fird Birfle says:

    Hey, bob, will you be here all week???? :)

  53. bob drummond says:

    I never know from one day to another,Fird !But , I’ll try to be on the lookout if you want …..! Okay ?

  54. bob drummond says:

    I had cousin once who kissed a frog ….. and she herself turned into a frog !!!

  55. I’d totally hang out with that frog.

  56. Love the suction cup action at the tips of those long, green froggy feengers!
    ehn! ehn! ehn! C’mon, dude! You kin make it!

  57. Eez anyone else trying to imagine zee rest of zee dangling frog? I am.
    “The Dangling Frog” sounds like a ….

  58. Fird Birfle says:

    The best “Dangling” item, ever:

  59. well, maybe second best. *snerk*

  60. bob drummond says:

    Thank you Fird ,I appreciated that !!

  61. Fird Birfle says:

    I would willingly marry Michigan J. Frog !!!!

  62. bob drummond says:

    I just knew somebody was going to dig up that olde cartoon !! THANK YOU !!!

  63. emmberrann says:

    Should it not be “a Tadpole, lightly”?

  64. “I’ll have a fuzzy navel, and she’ll have the girliest drink in the house.”
    “Two fuzzy navels, comin up!”


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