Smiling Baby Dolf-Dolf

Will you please check out this insanely prosh, smiling baby dolphers being introduced to a baby penguin:

You killed us ded, Johanna S.



  1. Are they In the middle of a white-out snowstorm?

  2. My eyes! My eyes! I can’t see anything!!!! 😯

  3. Not That Mike The Other Mike says:

    Sorry, folks — I’m trying to find where the pictures are.

  4. Polar bears in a snow storm?

  5. Brenda Jennings says:

    thank goodness, I thought it was just me!

  6. In the meantime, the hovertext is intriguiging!

  7. You guys crack me up, polar bears in a snow storm….chuckle…chuckle…
    Can’t wait to see the pics.

  8. OMG! There they are!!! The bebeh dolpher and li’l ‘guin musta been hidin’…

  9. Might add they are so flipper-in’ cute!!!

  10. OMG, how stinking cute is that!!!!! I want to hold them too.

  11. Oh geez…that’s…that’s adorable. I just want to squeeze that little dolphin.


    You finally deflowered me, C.O. My very first public squee. I cannot believe how f’ing cute this is!

  13. Baby Pengy looks distinctly unimpressed…

  14. I’s in the Mod Lounge! Oh noes!

  15. Yaaaaaaaaaaaay! How adorable……totally worth the temporary blindness. 🙂

  16. I don’t think I’ve ever seen such a tiny baby dolphin before. How beautiful.

  17. I’m ded. I euuwwwd and awwwwd at the bebe pandas on tv. then I get home an see yer offering of BEBE DOLF! I’m typin’ , but I’m ded! God hes/shes cute. insanely qut! sigh.

  18. Yup. Ded.

  19. kibblenibble says:

    Me either, Nikki! I didn’t know they were ever so little. I loff heem.

  20. I had the same thoughts.

  21. Why do I not have that job?!?!? WHY?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?

  22. …Thanks Cute Overload. The world is going to explode now.

  23. Oh my Lord – if that is not the teeny-ist, tiniest dolphin I have ever seen! I too have did not know that bebe dolfs were this itty bitty. I think I’m pretty dadgum ded, myself.

  24. O M GAAH !!! want in the worst way.

  25. HA!! He’s all…. “and ?”

  26. Link with bigger pics.

    I think it’s a La Plata dolphin. They’re a lot smaller than the common Bottlenose dolphin, and this story comes from Uruguay, which is where they live.

  27. Is it wrong that the first thing I saw was the guy’s giant elephant foot? It took me a second to realize there wasn’t some kind of extra underwater animal swimming by.

  28. Martha in Washington says:

    Baby Dolph would fit PERFECTLY in my hottub! Can Mr. Dolphin Cuddler come too?

  29. Ok, this is now on my list! The list that includes the mini-giraffe, house hippo, & whatever minuscule qteness comes next! 🙂

  30. So cute!…but what the heck is going on here??! How does this happen, and how do I be part of it? Is it the Cute Twilight Zone?? O_o

  31. I had no idea baby dolphs were so tine tines. Can’t stand it. In what heaven do these babies live together and when can i visit?

  32. great, now I have diabetes. thanks CO for overloading my system like your title says.

  33. I will now officially call all baby dolphins “Baby Dolf-dolf.”

    Thank you, Cute Overload. 🙂

  34. Sorry to say that the baby dolphin was too small and did not survive. =_(

  35. The deddest ded I’ve ever been. At least I died happy.

  36. Shut. Up.

  37. Another entry for the Men of ResQte calendar!

  38. Third Shift says:

    Universe of neutrinos have been created the moment these two met!

    And check out the GIANT feet on that guy!

  39. Kari Callin says:

    If you put it in water, it will expand to 100 times its size! 😉

  40. Well, that name is perfect for this lil’ dolf-dolf’s silverly loveliness. And the Man of ResQte must speak Español. ¡Qué encantador!

    A trifecta of Qte.

    Excuse me while I recover from asplosion and the cleanup crew sweeps up all the glitter.

  41. Thank you so much for the link. My first reaction was “WHAT is GOING ON?” I knew some fabulous CO’er would post the link. I’m so concerned for that precious little guy. Only 10 days old. I hope he can survive, the little beauty. He’s so impossibly tiny. It’s sweet that serious penguinhead is looking after him — and the handsome human, too.

  42. Same with me. I didn’t even know it was possible for even a baby dolphin to be that small. Is that some sort pigmy dolphin or something? And where can I get one?!

  43. The bigger the feet, the smaller the dolphin!

  44. *snarfle* and *giggle*

  45. Me, too, Steph (regarding “deddest ded”) – you took the words right out of my mouth!

  46. Mary (the first) says:

    If that’s wrong then I was also very, very wrong. I thought there was some weird additional critter in the water at first.

  47. Exactly. Never seen one like this up close ever either. That is just adorable! Love how the trainer seem to be extra careful!

  48. Why is this dolphin not in its native home with it’s mommy? WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  49. On your first post as well.

    Impressive 🙂

  50. If seein’ that was wrong,
    I don’t wanna be right….

  51. Perfect for the smaller residence.

  52. Dr. Blowhole Vs. The Penguins of Madagascar: How it all began!

  53. Apartment Dolphin!

  54. jackie31337 says:

    I got directed to this pic by a friend on Facebook after being away from C.O. for a while. I clearly haven’t maintained my cute tolerance while I’ve been away, because my head totally exploded from the cute when I saw this. Good stuff, C.O., good stuff.

  55. I’ve had the flu all week and didn’t think anything would make me feel better today. I WAS WRONG! THIS DID! And I want that guy’s job.

  56. crashnandicoot says:

    Big feet, big shoes.

  57. Petite Lap Dolphin!

  58. Nooooooo! Please remove this comment. We don’t wanna know that.

    Please allow us to wallow in the cuteness without the sadness. It’s Friedegg for Pete’s sake, let the others who visit CO after me start the weekend on a happy note!

    In the famed words of Adam Savage: “I reject your reality and substitute my own”!

  59. Dolphin that I can put in the back of a limo with a clear sided pool in the back and be driven about town so that everyone can be jelly. I weel call heem Dolph Lundgren because he is so very sexy!

  60. Yeah, he’s almost small enough to keep in your aquarium at home.

  61. I LoL’d IRL! Dang it! Now I have this song stuck in my head.

    Join me in its earwormy goodness!

    Such an awesome live version!

  62. Hopefully for the only acceptable reason I can think of, that his Mommy is no longer with us.

  63. Prosh? Dolf-dolf? I gotta tell you, the captions on these things are so sickening, it tempts me to stay off the website completely. These are not real words!

  64. Actually, I’d rather know — I saw the story back when it originally happened, and there never was any followup. I’d rather know than wonder.

  65. Adorable pictures, but is “fishes” tag correct when dolphins are mammals?

  66. this is really cute. thanks for the cute without the snark. Bebe dolphin on snark attack!

  67. I didn’t know they came in huggable sizes!! omg. And it doesn’t have feets to push me away like my cat does when I get too much of a hug cravin’.

  68. That is about the cutest little dolphin in the universe! I wanna cuddle it! And the penguin… penguins are ALWAYS cute!

  69. Flipp-ancy, I has it.

    (Also: shut UP! no WAY! I had no clue dolphins came this small.)

  70. superboymom says:

    Baby Dolph looks a wee bit squishy — let me try — very gently — squiiiiiish. mmhmmm squishy!

  71. I’d smile if I was a dolphin baby too….got SONARZ and genius brainz

  72. yuh huh they are.

  73. But who cares now that we’ve seen this?

  74. Mr. Unimpressed Penguin is saying: “I’d rather have sardine, thank you very much.”

  75. Must be my very own “special talent.” 😯

  76. No! Dolphins are not fish!!!! [steps off soapbox] *blushing* Sorry, one of my pet peeves…..

  77. Fird Birfle says:

    Yes, it crossed my mind, as well,
    that Mr. U. Penguin’s nose does seem to be a bit “out of joint” about something …

  78. Fird Birfle says:

    clever, occula !! 🙂

  79. Fird Birfle says:

    “there, there, victoreia…”

    *hopes that helped* 😉

  80. And perfect for netbooks and e-readers, bookmonstercats!

  81. Fird Birfle says:

    re. Scott & cutesy vocab used/ CO (and ICHC) webpages
    This webpage is all about tha Meg; it’s her world; we just visit it don’tcha know .
    On occasion there are pics and animals in Tough Guy mode (bulldogs in biker jackets & shades, etc) …

  82. Fird Birfle says:

    no, thanks.
    And you have a spiffy day!! 🙂

  83. It’s Ecuador, wiven. ♬♬ doo doo, doo doo! ♬♬ doo doo, doo doo! ♬♬ 411 courtesy of Pixy Misa above:

  84. Andalsoadditionallybesidesthat, “squeeeee!!!” schpelt backwords iz “!!!eeeeeuqs”

  85. *covers ears with palms and sings loudly ♬ la la lally la ♬ la la, la la ♬ la lally la la ♬♪♪ la la ♪♫♩lally la la la ♬♫….*

  86. Nyah, you don’t get any cool snacks, like the mushroom caps stuffed with horseradish. 😛

  87. Well, about the same size as me but, not really my type…

  88. here lies jck
    she fell victim to the qte
    and never recovered…

  89. You have GOT to be KEEDING me! O.M.G.!!!!

  90. WHAH? Moderated again? I am hurt, I tell you. Gimme some mini-quiches?

  91. Oh….there’s video of swimming lessons….


  92. Oh that is definitely an “I just peed in the pool” smile! Penguino does not look amused…

  93. Fird Birfle says:

    “TONIGHT, the Moderation Lounge aka Snickering Lounge, is
    humbled and pleased to present THERESA” 🙂

    *jazzy orchestral introduction music [vaudeville style]*

  94. Fird Birfle says:

    like thees?????

  95. Wait, they come handy-sized like that?!

  96. NormallyLurksOnly says:

    Ok, since no one else has said it, I suppose it falls to me. *Ahem*: “Dear CO, as much as I am a fan of this little doll, this excessive qteness must stop, I know you’re just doing it on porpoise…”

    *exit, stage left, tap dancing madly, ducking flying margarita glasses from the mod lounge*

  97. Thanks for the info, kimmaroo!

  98. *snicker*

  99. thanks Pixy! I love the second pic where you can see his precious little dolfin tailio!

  100. you rock momma bear 🙂 I was touched by it’s ear wormy goodness…

  101. back of a limo with Dolph Lungren? now there’s an image I can sink my teeth into 😉

  102. bye, Scott! 🙂

  103. penguin says, “I eat fish like you for breakfast!”

  104. snorfle!

  105. Is that a fairy penguin?

    And awww, such a squee little dolphin. He looks very comfortable with his keeper too.

  106. Queen of Dork says:

    Sigh. The smile on the dolphin just melted my heart.

  107. Actually, it is merely the magnifying effect of clear water. I am 99.999% sure his feet are not that big.

  108. Scott, if you are not willing to overlook grammar for the sake of Qte, you do not belong on this site. Go join an online grammar club and leave us in peace. 😡

  109. is anyone else concerned why there is a baby dolphin without mum in what looks like a tiny pool? yes incredibly cute but also horribly disturbing…

  110. really? REALLY? “horribly disturbing?” if you can use words with that many syllables, i’m going to guess that you can do a little reading about the poor, poor, suffocating, captive ORPHAN dolphin.


  111. Thanks a lot, CO, I’m now on Proshness life support. If you’d thrown that adorabuhl otter in from the other day, I would be in a Cute Coma right now.

  112. michelle b adams says:

    scott you totally do not get the spirit of this site. suggest you find one akin to national geographic or sierra club or animal planet, with a side of ‘this is serious.’

  113. It’s Dolph Pend-grin!