The Great Pumpkin Massacre

Hurricane Irene may have damaged pumpkin crops, but a select few survived to be mauled by bears at the Bronx Zoo, a fall tradition. Oh, the pumpkinity!

104 comments … read them below or add one

  1. Winston says:

    Bear rugby league? oh noz… Bears’ pumpkin league.

  2. skippymom says:

    (dancing happy new post dance)

  3. skippymom says:

    I really want to frolic in the stream with those happy bears.

    • Arv9y says:

      Ahh, no I don’t think you really do, skippymom. Just keep thinkin;: pumpkin equals human head. Same thing to a grizzly and not really very comfortable for the human.

      • Fird Birfle says:

        Allow me, please, to push my nose in where ‘t hasn’t been invited; and speak/ write as somewhat an afficianado of Things skippymom-ish.

        *ahem*

        MOST likely, she REALLY REALLY REALLY DOES **WANT**
        to frolic in the stream with those happy bears. However, in the interest of,
        to quote a sequel to a famous 1970s film …..”Stayin’ Alive” …..she plans to restrain herself from said recreational activity choice.

        Signed,
        But of course I COULD be wrong.

  4. kibblenibble says:

    Lookit the back feet sticking up out of the water as the bear floats on his back with the pumpkin!!

  5. Gigi says:

    It’s the Great Pumpkin Massacre Charlie Brown.

  6. Gaz says:

    Smashing pumpkins.

  7. jen says:

    everyone knows its fun to play with your food. i love the bear feet!

  8. Mina says:

    That’s one way to carve a jack o’lantern.

  9. silentk says:

    Snack time, then play time, then bath time, then snack/play/bath time….

    • Fird Birfle says:

      …..and THEN, AT LONG LAST, it’s bath/snack/ PLAY time.
      THAT’s always been MY personal favorite. Nothin’ like it :)

  10. Bluebird says:

    oh! oh! These happy bears remind me of my beloved goat. She had *so much fun* demolishing a squash, or a cabbage, or a cardboard box. Unlike a bear she had no claws to keep her food still, so she had to chase it around a good bit–which she did with enthusiasm and joy.

    • Fird Birfle says:

      YAY GOATS & YAY (in certain situations) for
      demolishing — WITH enthusiasm and joy — those things which need demolishin’

  11. Tracylee says:

    That is just Delightful!
    I think I sound like an old lady saying that, but there’s no other word that comes to mind. I’m an old lady at heart, anyway.

  12. Fird Birfle says:

    1: ennybody else, spy the url/ address for this pic???? (heh heh)
    and 2:
    SPEAKING, both of things Autumnal AND of Massacres …. please enjoy the following:

    http://arlo.net/resources/lyrics/alices.shtml

    Signed,
    You’re welcome :)

  13. Julie says:

    ah yes; it’s that time of year when they put pumpkin in _everything_ :)

  14. 260Oakley says:

    Here we see a match between longtime squash partners, Hairy and Clawed.

  15. Queen of Dork says:

    *sigh* That picture looks so autumn. It’s so hot here. I can’t wait until it finally gets cold. I love fall. Such pretty browns and oranges. I can’t wait for Halloween and Thanksgiving. And leaves falling on the ground. And bare tree branches.

    • victoreia says:

      Suuuuure, rub it in! Over here in the middle of the Pacific, we have two seasons: rain, and summer (with occasional rain).

      *sniff* I miss having four distinct seasons.

      • kimmaroo says:

        Come for a visit here in New England, v. We have 4 distinct seasons. Oh, yes, we do. Sometimes 3 of them in one week. o_O

      • Queen of Dork says:

        Oh, don’t get me wrong…I live smack dab in the Mojave desert. We don’t get four seasons here but I miss that from when I lived in the beautiful, fabulous State of Colorado! (Gosh, I miss that state. I think I’ll go back some day). Here in the desert, we do have some trees whose leaves turn yellow and fall on the ground, but the temperature seems to go from 112 to 40 in the course of about two weeks in November. I CAN’T WAIT for the cold! Each year, I celebrate that first day when I step outside, breathe and I can see my breath on the air. And I LOVE when the brown mountains surrounding the valley here are dusted with snow so that it looks as if the mountains are huge gingerbread treats and the desert looks like dessert!

        • Fird Birfle says:

          AND yet agin, QofD paints a lovely portrait of nature and the seasons,
          in just a few lines of simple text.

          Signed,
          I Love skillful storytelling
          (AND cute things, too) ….

      • Z.R. says:

        Where are you now and where did you use to be?

  16. sar320 says:

    They’re so jiggly!

  17. Ozbirds says:

    The feet…..the feet. *thud*

  18. Fird Birfle says:

    Also: “DA Beahs.” :)

  19. eliza says:

    At first I was like, “Aw, cute!” Then I was like, “What if that was a human head?” :|

  20. kimmaroo says:

    I love how excited they seem to be when they see the pumpkins initially and they remember just what to do with them. They’re such gorgeous creatures.

  21. Theresa says:

    Pumpkins are popular amongst zoo peeps this time of year. Check out this snow leopard in the Central Park Zoo;

  22. Theresa says:

    Plus the epic floof and monumental PO’d face of the Prospect Park Pallas cat:

  23. Skip says:

    Ack! Grizz!!! *backs away slowly*

  24. They are soooo cute! If they weren´t so deadly, that is.

  25. Moo says:

    1:06 nose rub *thud*

  26. Jessy says:

    Bears eat pumpkin? Who knew.

    Great video. :D

    • Queen of Dork says:

      I think bears will eat anything. Including toothpaste, lotion, toilet paper, people…anything. Camping can be tricky in an area that is heavily populated with bears because they’ll come into camp and be all, “Move aside, beeyatches. All this crap is for me to eat. And that includes you.”

      *sigh. I’ve been there*

  27. Queen of Dork says:

    Yeah, they say “beeyatches” And then after they call you that, they say, “Word.”
    It’s nothing new…bears have always been somewhat thug.

    • Wend says:

      “Word”.

    • Theresa says:

      Even PADDINGTON? 8O

      • Queen of Dork says:

        Yep. As well as Corderoy. (sp? dang. that’s a hard word to spell). And don’t let Winnie fool you either. Thugs. If you meet them on their turf, they’ll happily bite your head off. But they’re really cute to look at in pictures! :)

        • Fird Birfle says:

          @ Q et al:

          Spelling here in ‘Merica is s’posed to be Corduroy.
          *places Nerdy Research Spectacles on nose*

          “Cord(du) Roy [Roi] ” — imported from les francais outrageouses, where it
          was the name of a regal fabric for kins (les Rois) …..

          Cord = “Cord, ” or “Thread”
          du = “of” …….and [le] Roi = “king”. Thus “fabric” or “thread” of the King!!!

          Signed,
          (bing sound)
          The More You Know

          • Fird Birfle says:

            GAH
            – sp correction, …..”the name of a regal fabric for KINGS” not “for kins”

            *goes to search for Sledgehammer to demolish all computers in sight*

  28. Queen of Dork says:

    Oh my gosh. OH MY GOSH! Peeps, this really has nothing to do with anything but I was watching the news and the weatherman said the words, “rainy days and Mondays” So then I was like, Wow! I LOVE that song! :)

    • Fird Birfle says:

      “And now, folks, we present an afternoon of Word Association Music!!!!”

      YAY Q & YAY K. Carpenter’s phenomenal singing/ voice.

      and also ( :( )
      RIP K. Carpenter.

    • kimmaroo says:

      KC’s voice was completely amazing. I didn’t appreciate her music all those years ago when she was alive but I do now. Thanks for that link, Q of D!

  29. snurfles says:

    Love the kissies at the end. Schweeet!!!

  30. kimmaroo says:

    Many thanks, FB. When I click on the link, it tells me that “SchoolTube is currently being updated.” Maybe that’s just temporary?

    • kimmaroo says:

      Oops! Just ignore this ^ comment. It was meant to go waaaaaay above. You’d think I’d have the hang of this by now. Yeesh….

    • Fird Birfle says:

      Hi kimmaroo :)

      ….Perplexingly enough, before I placed the link here @ CO, I actually *DID* test whether it ran smoothly ….you might (or might not?) wanna try to copy the url/ address into your address bar and try to see if it load smoothly that way.
      Sorry that the Random yet Eternal Computer Conspiracy is giving us hiccups.

      ANYway, the link is / was to a scene from the film Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, in which Ben Stein is the uber-boringest economics teacher ever with the most Nasal voice ever in the history of anybody.

      And the reason why I linked it, is the following …..if you look at your original comment time-stamped 4:25 am, above …
      the link from the film, is where Ben Stein is narrating some history facts from / about American Economics ……and at each significant item, he briefly hopes for input from the students…”blah blah blah Tea Party…..Anybody? Anybody?” :)

  31. kimmaroo says:

    I see. I’m fairly familiar w/Ferris Bueller as well as Ben Stein and his diverse media career that is somehow always related to economics. I often use his line, “Anyone? Anyone?” with certain brain surgeons I know.

    Anyhoo, the link works now. I think the site was just down temporarily for maintenance when I tried earlier. Your persistence and determination to provide the utmost merriment are at once touching and inspirational! A thousand thank-yous, FB!

  32. Sharon Wilson says:

    I sure wouldn’t want to be the keeper who has to clean the pumpkin guts out of the canal afterward!

  33. Argyle Donkeypants says:

    Headline: Pumpkins gourd by bears.

  34. monkeylover says:

    HEY I THOUGHT I TOLD U TWO TO STOP PLAYING WITH YOUR FOOD !!!!

  35. Those pumpkins make them feel so special and happy! Its so beautiful to see. Thank you, we love you nice people.