Try the New Swiffer Hisser!

The revolutionary new Swiffer Hisser uses the cleaning power of you very own household cat to keep your floors spotless and shiny!

Your kitten Teddy Bear just swept us off our feet, Mark P.

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  1. mervtheflamingo says:

    Swifferererererer (purring noises)

  2. i’ll take two!

  3. Fird Birfle says:

    AAAAAAaaaaaaand here it is FINALLY revealed.
    The explanation behind the scrupulous cleanliness of the floors at Maru’s home …..

  4. it’s about time someone gets the cat species to do some housework!

  5. Fird Birfle says:

    *watches/ waits/ wonders about victoreia’s input, here ….*

  6. Time to buy a new broom if they come with that attachment.

  7. I was thinking the same thing. The clean floors in this video would give Maru’s household a run for its money.

  8. Broom Hab recommended :D

  9. Also Stripey alert!!! Stripey alert.!!!

    Tinee Tabee Terror!

  10. Mop ‘n’ growl.

  11. OMG how much does Teddy Bear charge per hour for this service? Regardless, sign me up!

  12. bookmonstercats says:

    The clean floors in this video would give my household a run for its money!

  13. Beating the crap out of the broom. How I feel about housework, too. :P

  14. I think every cat I’ve ever had has been scared silly of the broom. I’ve never understood it. Do they somehow understand that it’s related to their mortal enemy, The Vacuum Monster?

  15. Oh noes! Moderated again! Any brie-en-croute hors-d’oeuvres around?

  16. Beth covered in cat hair says:

    With my cats it’s the incredibly scary Ironing Board of Doom. No idea why, they just run.

  17. ……..and self cleaning too!!! Get a good advertising agency & you’ll be rollin’ in the dough!!!!

    Dia duit,
    Maegi

  18. Mine are terrified of the Evil Coffee Grinder. When I turn it on they are all “WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?” even though they’ve been hearing it every day for as long as they have lived with me.

  19. I had to listen in on a work conference call the other night at home, and I put my phone on speaker, so that I would not have to hold it up to my ear the whole time. So one of my timid little cats was sitting there on the floor, looking at me, and mewing, sounding very distressed, like “Mama, what ARE those NOISES???” All of a sudden it occurred to me that maybe all the other people listening could possibly hear her meowing! lol… Let’s just say I turned off the speaker option quickly!

  20. anonymous coward says:

    which ones do you like?
    with mushroom & red wine, cranberry or plain?

    let me know before i go to the grocery store, k?

  21. Mary (the first) says:

    Yeah, if I had a cute kitten playing with me I might sweep more often. As it is, not so much..

  22. Mary (the first) says:

    Plain for me, please, and now I have to think of something that will send me to the mod lounge.. hmm…

  23. Get a nice assortment, I’m not fussy about my brie en croute. :D Thanks!

  24. What, were you afraid your colleagues wouldn’t take you seriously just because your cat was sitting in on the conference call?

  25. The heck with store-bought, I’ll make you one. (scurries into kitchen, tying on apron)

  26. Does that mean it’ll have cat hair as an ingredient?

  27. This seems like a way to encourage MORE cat fur on the floor.

  28. Actually I’m not too worried about my collegues here in MI – they already know my quirks. ;) I was wondering more of the people in Tokyo would think…

  29. Well, duh, of course. Cat hair is the secret ingredient in everything I cook! I assume no one here has a problem with that.

  30. Doesn’t everything have cat hair as an ingredient? Even when you don’t have a cat?

  31. Weirdly, this was supposed to be under ceejoe’s post below.

  32. Swiffer Hisser – lol! Now they need to convince kitty to go outside and shake the dirt off before bringing it back inside.

  33. You kidding? They’re Japanese! They would love it!

  34. Sasha's Mum says:

    LOL ceejoe … have you ever seen this commercial?

  35. Sasha's Mum says:

    Far more environmentally friendly than the traditional Swiffer because this model’s cleaning pads are self-cleaning and reusable! I’ll take 2 please!

  36. Reminds me of when my friends helped me shovel my car out of the snow during the last blizzard- their puppy came with, and often sort-of insisted on show-shovel rides as we were pushing snow about. :)

  37. Oh no! I’ve been moderated. Anything tasty and cocoa-like here in the lounge? I can’t do alcohol.

  38. MY MAX LITERALLY RUNS TOO THE CLOSET FINDS A PLACE TO SHAKE,WHEN I EVEN LOOK AT THE VACUM MONSTER

  39. MUMMMMMMMMMM CAT HAIR ,,,,,,TASTY

  40. Sasha mom OMG that made me LOL …
    Ceejoe All the Japanese will be jealous of you there with your kitty!

  41. Here I just made these yummy chocolate chip cookies… i have gluten free ones too In Case any one needs them. :)

  42. The evil ironing board? Yeah, tewtally. (Is it that screech it makes when you open it?) Though luckily for my kitteh it only makes an appearance every once in a blue moon…

  43. The carousel music is sooo perfect. :)

  44. That’s as good a reason as any……

  45. *laughs derisively at the use of “cat” and “work” in the same sentence*

  46. errr peeps he may be cute’n’all but heck he’s missed a spot here… and here… and over there!

  47. *golf clap*

  48. Cat hair is so versatile! Food additive and fashion accessory!

  49. maybe the dogs will get in on it next… I keep telling Miss Schnozz she has GOT to pull her weight around here!

  50. Well, Barb, Max must be smarter than my cats. Mine sit there and watch as I get out the vacuum, plug it in, etc. I try to spare them: I tell them, “Run! It’s The Attack of The Vacuum Monster,” and they just sit there and look. Then when I finally turn it on they freak out as if no one could possibly have seen THAT coming!

  51. My cats just ignore any suggestions I make about them cleaning up after themselves……

  52. Sasha's Mum says:

    Sasha too was more afraid of the coffee grinder. That and the humidifyer. The vaccuum she was wary of, but didn’t run and hide from it.

    However Satchel and Bucky obviously both agree that Evil Vaccuum Monster is the most terrifying thing ever:

  53. What a big, fluffy kitty. Is that a Norwegian Forest Kitten?

  54. LOL victoreia!

  55. Skippy, you’re such a thoughtful hostess. Such a clever use for cat hair. Baking the dental floss right into the hors d’ouevres, tasty and convenient! :D

  56. I just love his prancy little steps at 0:16. So adorable!

  57. omg, have you seen that video with the terrier doing household chores?!

  58. Moi, Actually says:

    I had to replay to remind myself. Yep–you’re right. This pudgy kitty would fit right in among the critters invented by Jim Henson.

  59. Haha!

  60. I think this once again emphasizes the fact the the world doesn’t really need commercially made cat toys. My Oliver has at least a dozen different ones, and spent an hour today playing with a cherry.

  61. I have ‘cat’ hair on everything, although I am not owned by a cat! My initials, hence my nickname, CAT!!!

  62. My cats are unafraid of the coffee grinder, the Roomba, the Scooba, the car, the washer and the dryer. But let me tear off a sheet of aluminum foil, and I have to peel my Lil off the ceiling, assuming I can find her at all.

  63. MamaDawn in Tulsa says:

    Cat hair is just another specialty thread to us cross stitchers!

  64. MamaDawn in Tulsa says:

    Delaney and Ratsy don’t care about all the household tools, but get out the hair dryer and Ratsy runs for the closet, and Delaney demands to be blow-dried!

  65. Can someone give me a hand up? This kitteh has swept me off my feet.

  66. My Swiffer Hisser attachment unfortunately grew to weigh close to 10 lbs! Talk about drudgery and fatigue from housework!

  67. Haha! Too funny to have a cat that loves to be blow-dried!

  68. Why would anyone complain about cat hair in food? I thought extra fiber was good for us!

  69. Neither rain nor snow nor dead of knight will distract a tinee tabbee from killing his chosen prey.

  70. Huh?! I demand to know in what universe terriers do chores. And then I demand that I find the one where greyhounds do them…

  71. That looks exactly like the tile we just put down in our kitchen and dining room! Would Teddy Bear be willing to come over to my house to help keep it clean?

  72. The Little Myrmidon says:

    But can this Swiffer-Hisser clean under the ‘fridge? Maybe bat out the cat toys, assorted small change and accumulated dust…?

  73. It took every ounce of cuteness in that kitty (and there was a LOT!) to get through that soundtrack.

  74. :lol: I may I have already told this, but I remember my Aunt Doris telling us of the time she was visiting relatives and was vacuuming :lol: One cat ran and hide while the other one just laid on the floor :lol: My aunt vacuumed the cat, flipped him over to vacuum the spot he was laying on, vacuumed the other side of him, flipped him back over and continued vacuuming :lol: Two days later, she starts up the vacuum and that cat came running up and flopped down to get vacuumed :lol:

  75. Fird Birfle says:

    Have you watched the most recent Simon’s Cat vid???
    Shows ‘XACTLy what you’re describing :)

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