Make Fun of My Haircut, Will You?

Well then, prepare to suffer the bitter sting of my rapier wit!


Photo by Flickrer laszlo-photo, who notes that “the name ‘marmoset’ comes from an Old French word, meaning ‘grotesque figure.’”

59 comments … read them below or add one

  1. Juno says:

    Marmoset there’d be days like this!

  2. Martha in Washington says:

    What? No TONGUE-HANCE?!

  3. ceejoe says:

    He is NOT grotesque! He is aDorable!!

  4. flutterby says:

    Wheeee!! What did he see??

    I also see we need a tongue-hance!

  5. flutterby says:

    I’m thinking about a new hairstyle…might show this to my stylist, but don’t think I’d look as cute as the marmoset does!

  6. wuyizidi says:

    Mr. Marmoset, I bow to your superior mastery in the art of raillery.

  7. 260Oakley says:

    I bet he uses Vidal Baboon hair products to achieve that look. Marmoset and match!

  8. Theresa says:

    Once again, apologies to Peter Gabriel :P

    Once again a monkeh post,
    This time a little rogue with tongue,
    Courtesy of our awesome hosts,
    By badinage we are stung.
    He is something to observe,
    With his perky punk haircut,
    Don’t we maybe too deserve,
    A little peek of monkey butt?

  9. y knot says:

    The animals had a fair… (ahem, use your indoor voice)

    • It’s “I went to the animal fair” as in:

      I went to the animal fair
      All the birds and beasts were there
      The big baboon
      By the light of the moon
      Was combing his long brown hair

  10. Fird Birfle says:

    From the “Stwange But Twue” / Intriguingk Coinkidink Files:

    For the first time in an entire *gasp* TWELVE MONTHS, I literally just spent
    $ [-- BLEEP -- deleted] at a Hair Salon YESTERDAY afternoon, having my locks floofed and stuff !!!

    – I doubt that I got such good results, as THIS GUY tho :)

  11. kimmaroo says:

    Marmoset ees geeving us zee raspberries, n’ést-ce pas? I hereby dub him/her Framboises.

  12. Dude says:

    Nice Marmot
    -Dude

    • emmberrann says:

      Hey, Dude! Aherm, Geek Alert! Marmots are a different kind of animal – there really are marmots, I think they are a kind of rodent that sort of look like overgrown prairie dogs…..

      • bob drummond says:

        You are absolutely right !!! And they are related to woodchucks, ground hogs,and prairie dogs !

  13. I Haz a Funny Bone says:

    But what beautiful eyes he has!

  14. Sasha's Mum says:

    Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time-a!

  15. twocatsownme says:

    ahem…the big baboon by the light of the moon, was combing his AUBURN hair.

    just sayin….

    • When you’re right, you’re right. See, this is why the intertubes are so wonderful. Any one of us might not get everything right, but between all of us, we can usually manage to get it together!