Oh put a kitten in it will ya

Helpful Hint #105

What to do with odd socks: Put a kitten in ‘em and offer it up as a sacrifice to the sock monster!

The matching sock will magically turn up, under the refrigerator of course.


Allan is a shoe-in, Danielle.

45 comments … read them below or add one

  1. Skip says:

    *dies*

  2. Soraya says:

    kittens named people names! :D

  3. Silence says:

    “Allan”? They miiight want to have their kitten sexed by a vet. That kitten looks like a tortie, and male torties are ridiculously rare…like, genetic freak o’ nature rare.

    • RosieLB says:

      I was thinking the same thing! Not that “Allan-a” is in any way, shape, or form a freak o’nature. Nope. Nuh-uh.

      • meoowmom says:

        I was thinking same thing, torties are usually females…so cute
        I hope I get one in my Christmas sock….I miss my tortie…..

    • Mary (the first) says:

      True but maybe it’s deliberate. I once had a girl kitteh named “Harold” and I knew she was a she when I named her. I had pre-decided either Harold or Barbara .. and when I met the kitteh, she just didn’t look like a Barbara. So, Harold. Possibly Allan got her name in some similar manner.
      p.s. He/she is adorable!!

      • Noelegy says:

        I have a friend who has a male cat named Lola. :) I asked her if he speaks in a deep brown voice, and she just laughed.

        “Allan” is gorgeous!

  4. Gigi says:

    It’s a very rare and very cute Cat-garoo Joey in his pouch.

  5. victoreia says:

    That problem with that suggestion is the cats ARE the sock monsters! (At least, in my house…..)

    • elishab says:

      So true….the kitten we are fostering drags anybodies and everbodies clean (or dirty) socks around. I just tell him to drag his “kill’ to the kitchen and play (which he gladly does). Never thought that cats would like to play with socks or anything like that. I KNEW dogs do but not cats.

      Learn something new everyday :lol:

  6. 260Oakley says:

    Santa Claws kitten thinks you’ve been naughty and is leaving a lump of “coal” in your stocking.

  7. Lewis n' Clark says:

    or is it that kittens come in pairs? I can’t remember…

  8. Teresa says:

    AWW :D I will save you, kitty :D

  9. Mina says:

    I’ll take a set!

  10. Ooooh, I need that kitten. I really need to give that kitten a hug!

  11. ^oo^ says:

    Just my sock size! Can I get 3 pairs– assorted designs?

  12. Sock it to me, Sock it to me, Sock it to Me!.

  13. Garion says:

    That is actually Annie, not Allan. My wife appears to have mislabeled it. And she as ridiculously happy in that sock. Musta felt warm and cozy, like nursing on my hand which she still does to this day…

  14. Fird Birfle says:

    Question for Pyrit The Great:

    where can I locate Helpful Hint #’s 1-104??

    Signed,
    Gullible

  15. nads says:

    Tortie in a tube sock! Awesome!

  16. Rachael says:

    Allan? Allan??? How freaking adorable is that!!

    Oh, and the kitteh ain’t so bad either. :)

  17. emmberrann says:

    I must admit to wanting to see how the kitteh got into the sock. Picky would not have suckled my hand, he would have shredded it. [He actually bit me once when I was trying to gently brush his gums with one of those finger brushes - Eventually, I threw out the meat-flavored toothpaste, which he proceeded to spit out (ptui!).]

  18. Redscylla says:

    If you liked it then you shoulda put a kitten in it
    oh oh oh, oh oh oh

  19. flutterby says:

    Lemur eyes! What a cutie kittyan.

    As an aside, and speaking of Annies, my friend Annie trims nails of numerous cats’ pointy bits. She uses a bag she calls a “beastie bag” in which to gently restrain them, my Bucky included. It’s very effective for keeping both parties safe from injury. I always feel compelled to apologize for Bucky’s foul language throughout the process, as the air becomes quite ‘blue’ with his utterances!!

    • Noelegy says:

      I think I’ve seen something like that. Gabby got zipped into one once when she had to have her ears cleaned. She looked like a little red sausage with a calico head. Said bag had zippered openings for various limbs to be extruded from casing for nails to be trimmed or what have you.

  20. flutterby says:

    Ack! I typed out a whole comment and it disappeared. Not an easy feat for me (typing), as I only have one functioning hand. halp, where’d it go?

  21. Grace says:

    In our house, the sock monster IS a kitteh! Putting her in a sock would create some weird rift in the space-time continuum, wouldn’t it?

  22. flutterby says:

    OOps! there it iz ….nevermindmumblemumble…..*blush*

    • Fird Birfle says:

      flutterby: when in doubt, and it involves *YUCK* computers/ innernet,

      ALWAYS place the blame on a vague, random, menacing “conspiracy”.
      It soothes my nerves while I go to get the sledgehammer to take/ wreak vengeance on the razzmdazzmfrazzm…wha” OH yeh — sorry!

      So, there you have it . Blanket Policy: “It’s a Conspiracy.”
      Works EVERY time.

  23. flutterby says:

    Fird’s Conspiracy Theory!! You always make me LOL ~ you and Theresa with her infinite library of funny and appropriate or inappropriate, as the case may be, videos!!

  24. bob drummond says:

    SOCK IT TO ME BABAY !!
    SOCK IT 2 ME, SOCK IT 2 ME ,SOCK IT 2 ME …….