Check Out My Ride

Yep, so I had the shell upgraded. Went for the deluxe sport utility package, with the bulletproof finish, air conditioning, AM/FM/satellite radio, MP3 player, surround sound, wide-screen TV, bowling alley, kitchenette…

I think this calls for a… SMUG-HANCE!

Ron B. says: “He’s peeking out from under an old Swedish army helmet. By the way, there are also four more turtles hiding in that helmet.”



  1. Latest model of the Porsche Boxsturtle

  2. the newest Reality show “Pimp my shell!” Turtles everywhere will be tuning in to this show for the Drama and cool ideas for upscale turtle living!

  3. Hats off (or helmet off) to the comment writer. very clever, made me smile even morexxx

  4. He just thinks he’s so cool, doesn’t he? 🙂

  5. The only turtle in the world with an attic.

  6. “I was like, man, that’s really expensive. But then the salesman was like, ‘Hey, you only live once, am I right?’ and I was like, ‘Oh, yeah, what they hey, I’m worth it.’ So that’s how I ended up with this bangin’ shell. Huh? What? Oh, now don’t make that face. You know you’re just jealous.”

  7. New HGTV show ….Shell Hunters.

  8. Turtle condo!

  9. He He ! I was going for ” Shell Crashers” but as long as we’re on the same channel
    it’s all good !!! Yea Matt & Josh ! (Yea Ahmed just ’cause he’s adorable !)

  10. Turtle Midlife Crisis! 😛

  11. Who knew turtles liked to bowl?!

  12. Who knew they could cook?

  13. Looks like he’s saying “I know nussing of moar turtles hiding in here” !!

  14. Smug-hance! Niiiiiiiiiiice!

  15. Trojan Helmet. Or is that Tortoise Helmet?

  16. Fird Birfle says:

    and he IS. 🙂

  17. Fird Birfle says:

    Looks like a LOFT apartment, up in theah!!!

  18. Fird Birfle says:


  19. Sgt. Schultz!

  20. Every time I see a turtle it just makes me want to kiss a turtle. More!

  21. Sasha's Mum says:

    “And the turtles, of course… all the turtles are free
    As turtles and, maybe, all creatures should be.”

  22. for some reason i read this in the voice of cliff clavin… 🙂 brill as always NOMTOM

  23. Look at my MegaSuperDooperShell!

  24. They see me rollin’, they hatin’….

  25. Insertclevernamehere says:

    I was just about to post that. XD

  26. Private Schwartz.

  27. SO CUTE!!! My turtle’s name is Pokey and she gives me looks like that all the time. 🙂