Hawaii Swine-O, no ka oink

Aloha. I’m here for the luau.


Mahalo, Stuart, and Jennifer H.

50 comments … read them below or add one

  1. M. Dale says:

    A story that could take a very negative turn quickly….(be careful, little Stuart!)

  2. Leilani says:

    The orange flowers contrast so beautifully with the black coat! Tres elegante!

  3. 260Oakley says:

    Don Hog is here to sing “Tiny Bubbles”.

  4. Juno says:

    I hope it’s a vegetarian luau! (Listen, piggy: if someone asks you to hold an apple in your mouth, RUN LIKE HELL!)

  5. steph says:

    Lemme get the matches…

  6. Mina says:

    Looks tasty.

  7. Theresa says:

    Yay! Peegs singing Hawaiian War Chant!

  8. Mary (the first) says:

    Little Piglet, when people ask you to come over “for dinner” it might be wise to decline. Just in case there’s a misunderstanding.

  9. J. says:

    “I’m here for the luau.”

    Uh-oh. Hope they’re serving Spam, not ham!

    More adorable piglets here.

  10. gizmo says:

    Run away, piggie. Luau’s aren’t your kind of thing.

  11. Meaghan says:

    I would like a close-up of the trotter.

  12. Saffron says:

    Hang 4!
    Then go get the vegetarian hot dog at Puka Dog…or is it Puka Hog? :D

  13. ♪♫♪♫ Aloha OINK,♪♫ Aloha Oink♪♫♪
    Stums Yukaleli

  14. SlaveToCat says:

    Why do I have a craving for sweet and sour pork, boneless spare ribs, and pork fried rice with a side of moo shi pork.

    Hmm where is the take out menu.

  15. blair says:

    and here i am about to go to a howareyan restaurant and have pork

    no foolin’, was on my way when i paused to check the c/o. now it’ll be serendipitous as well as aka-laka-oki-loki-loi.

  16. Fird Birfle says:

    Now THIS is a nose, which is worthy of Jimmy Durante.
    I SURELY wouldn’t want to be in charge of wiping this guy/ gal’s nose when he/ she gets a cold ….. 8-O

  17. Marie says:

    Hovertext should read: “Psych, Luau beetches!”

  18. y knot says:

    Don’t lei around. You could wind up as dinner.

  19. Mplsdeb says:

    What do you mean I AM the luau?
    I must’ve misunderstood the invite.

  20. And his name is Stewart… THE CUTEST NAME FOR A PIG EVER!

  21. Mplsdeb says:

    For sure.