Ear ye! Ear ye! We May Have a New Rule of Cuteness

If you have spots on your ears it’s cute. But what to call said spots? Help!

Recently, on this post, flutterby suggested “flap frecks”.

Sender-inner Jen M. says her charming hamster, Romeo, has “ear splotchies”.


Jen M. says, “..ear splotchies.. they’re very “in” right now.”

77 comments … read them below or add one

  1. Fird Birfle says:

    Why not just go for a Fashion Classique Term?? “Polka Dots” !!!

    – Related:
    Why ARE they CALLED “POLKA” dots?? Discuss amongst yerselves …..

  2. agent99 says:

    Romeo!
    Romeo!
    Cute as a button, Romeo!

  3. lesley says:

    Well, Freckles are on your Face. So Earckles are on your Ears.

  4. well, if measles has koplick’s spots, ears can have “Pollock’s Spots”

  5. blair says:

    nom targets

  6. april says:

    Ear Dots

  7. I think that’s my couch.

  8. ^oo^ says:

    When the spots are that small, they must be “spreenkles”.

    • Copperbat says:

      haha I like this one. But I’d be afraid to mix up hamster ear sprinkles with regular hamster sprinkles. O.o

  9. hilz says:

    Any freckle on such an adorable, pokeable animal must therefore be named “Pokey Dots”!!

  10. Grace says:

    I love flap frecks!

    • kimmaroo says:

      I agree with you, Grace! Animal part a-litter-ation makes the term flap frecks nearly as cute as the phenomenon itself. I think flutterby’s flap frecks suggestion is the way to go here.

  11. Larry says:

    flapdoodles

  12. Andrew says:

    Dalmeartians.

  13. Sasha's Mum says:

    Awww. My beloved Sasha-cat had freckles in her ears. (She died at the end of July after 19 wonderful years together. Just when I think you can get through the day without crying … something like this comes along and starts me weeping again.)

    • ceejoe says:

      Hugs to you, Sasha’s Mum… I lost my Joey at the end of June, so I understand what you’re saying… the most random thing can do it…

      • skippymom says:

        ceejoe, I thought you must have lost one, because you’ve mentioned a couple of times recently that you have ten, but I couldn’t think of a way to ask. So sorry about Joey.
        And hugs to you too, Sasha’s Mum. So sad.

        • ceejoe says:

          Thank you, skippymom. Joey and I were together 12 years, after he showed up hungry in my backyard. He was such a good boy. I used to call him my Mr. Congeniality, be/c he got along so well with ALL the other cats – and in a crowded cat household, that is something!

    • victoreia says:

      Hugs to Sasha’s Mum & to ceejoe. Losing a fur-baby is always hard. And sometimes, even years later, tears can hit.

    • Sasha's Mum says:

      Thanks ceejoe, skippymom, and victoreia. I know I’m not the first to lose a furry family member, but she was my first cat, and an only child, so the void she left in my life seems extra large. But I have no regrets, and of course I have all the memories.

      • ashagato says:

        oh Sasha’s mum i always hug asha when she gets mad I’m attending too much to the other animals and whisper I love her so much cause she’s my “firstborn”…huge bond there. hugs for you and ceejoe (!!)

  14. ceejoe says:

    Since you all seem to be distracted by the flap flecks/ ear splotchies, I call Matchingks! for the lovely couch and cute hammie!

    • skippymom says:

      Yes, very lovely.

      • ceejoe says:

        With such a lovely couch, you know darn well she does not have cats. :)

        • skippymom says:

          Oh, so she probably doesn’t have puke stains ALL OVER her carpet, either? Wonder what that’s like….

          • ceejoe says:

            lol, that’s why I have all wood or tile floors!
            I spend alot of time sweeping, but way easier – and I can throw the small rugs or runners into the washing machine.

          • skippymom says:

            Ha ha, before I got to the end of your sentence, I thought you were going to say you could throw the small rugs over the puke! I mean, not that that’s anything I would even consider doing, you know, er, um……..

          • ceejoe says:

            heh heh, yeah, I know…
            I should really not tell this to other people, but since we’re all kind of anonymous here, what the heck… One of my cats has been *pooping* under my bed, and I have to move the damn bed almost every day! But trying to find a positive spin, I tell myself that I should be grateful that I don’t have carpet under the bed. How’s that for twisted thinking…

          • Sasha's Mum says:

            So I guess I’m the *only* person who’s ever let a puke just sit there until it dries out because it’s way easier to vacuum out of the carpet that way? (Only doable in a feline-only home of course. Because we know what happens if a dog finds puke …)

            Eww, how did this absolutely adorable thread degenerate so fast?

          • skippymom says:

            Sasha’s Mum, I do the dry-and-vacuum thing. And sometimes, if the puke sits there for a while, Eddy “cleans up” after himself. And he’s a cat, not a dog.

          • ceejoe says:

            Ewww! Lol… I guess with 10 cats, I’m kinda concerned with avoiding the “crazy cat lady” label, and so I’m kinda obsessive about cleaning things up. Plus, I’m an accountant, so being a neat-freak probably comes naturally to me…

          • ashagato says:

            you guys are cracking me up….

  15. Mary (the first) says:

    Ear splotchies.

  16. Jillian Robbins says:

    Ear splotchies or nom targets have my votes! ^_^

  17. Nick says:

    Ear splotches are “in”!!!!

  18. Catsquatch says:

    SphEARacles!

    Sorry, I hadda doit….
    ;)

  19. occula says:

    My cat Tyler has those spots on the roof of her mouth, only visible when yawning … which is when I chant, “Cow Mouth! Cow Mouth!” at her.

  20. Flutterby says:

    I luff the bright little eyes and the explosion of whiskers around his prosh nosecicle!

  21. Squeaks says:

    Adorable. Audible? There’s a good name in there somewhere if only i could think…of…it…ehn! **gives up** Friday afternoon brain fail.

  22. Jessy says:

    The ear flaps are dappled, so how about “flapdapples”?

  23. Jessy says:

    or “fleckles”?

  24. Lewis n' Clark says:

    I, too am a “vacuumer” for cat gack. And I vote for flap frecks.

  25. april says:

    Pokey-Dots! That’s perfect, hilz

  26. Jeannette says:

    I think we should have a Rule of Cuteness that if you have a spotted tongue, you are cute.

  27. amygaspard says:

    I like “ear splotchies” :) or “ear freckles” perhaps?

  28. amygaspard says:

    Also, one of my cats has little freckles on the skin right around his eyes… it’s super duper cute!

  29. Fuzzy says:

    Painted Pinnae? Dotted D-earies? Pokey Dotes?

  30. Rowan says:

    Because of this post I just realized my 19 year old beloved boy Oliver (cat) has ‘ear splotchies’….but, they have also been serious ‘nom targets’ for years so I am torn.

    Just to share, my boy is sleeping inside my fleecie hoodie (with me in it too)…chilly night up here in New England!

  31. Wend says:

    That earsplitting “SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE” that just deafened you. It was just me spotting this post.

    SO Cute!!!11!!!1

  32. K Austin says:

    I thought of inky dinks or dinky inks but then where I come from we call sprinkles “jimmies” so maybe they are ear jimmies?

  33. kibblenibble says:

    It’s comment threads like this one that remind me why I love all you CO peeps. :-)

  34. Dotty says:

    Pinna Dots. (Bonus: If you look up Pinna on Wikipedia, there is a picture of a cute sleeping Fennec Fox.)

    I like the black marks on the ear-tips of snowshoe hares. Also cute: the nifty black-and-white shape on the backs of the ears of tigers and other big cats (check out Big Cats vs Laser Pointers for examples).

  35. Molls says:

    Actually, those splotches are called “smooch spots” because they compel one to plant a few smooches.

  36. blair says:

    hmm…ears…lobes…freckles…spots….nom targets…

    lobicles?
    frebbles?

    frebbles!

  37. LisaL says:

    Looks like a might fine Hamsteed!

  38. Judy Arruda says:

    MY PEANUT HAS FLAP FRECKS/EAR SPLOTCHIES!!! <3<3<3

  39. Murph says:

    Freckears…though do like nom targets.

  40. Nance says:

    How about EarBling?

  41. Alicia Pogue says:

    Ear Spronkles