Verily, a Valiant Varmint

From a hidden glen deep within Sherwood Forest, Robin Hood greets the new day. Atop his faithful steed Schmendrick, the beady-eyed bandit king surveys the dense, majestic woods that shelter him and his daring band of outlaws.


But hark! From the west, the sound of approaching hoofbeats approaches! Perhaps it is one of Prince John’s greedy tax collectors, his purse heavy with plunder wrenched from the calloused hands of Nottingham’s poor and oppressed!


His blood aflame with excitement, the valiant Robin knows what must be done. “Away, Schmendrick,” he calls, “We must ride like the wind, for while there are wrongs to be righted, we shall never rest until…” (Psst! Mom, that’s your cue!)


Marie T. doth hath captured yonder images with the aid of a magick devise.

64 comments … read them below or add one

  1. savvy_geek says:

    And to think, someone actually questioned whether or not possums were cute!

    • WendyLady says:

      They’re adorable, but disticntly odiferous. We had one get stuck inside our back yard one year. Lordy do they stink.

      • ashagato says:

        methinks the lady doth protest too much….

        • No She doesn’t. the boys are pretty odiforous. They have a distinct musky smell but worse than that is their scat. We can always tell when one is in the garage and we need to leave the door open until midnight when they are out wandering and foraging. We love having them around though as they eat lots of snails. Skunks too.

    • Juno says:

      You beat me to it, savvy_geek. This should settle that question once and for all.

  2. Pencil says:

    There’s one in every family! Love the leedle tocks underneath.

    • Juno says:

      Yikes! Even though I’ve always been firmly in the “opossums are cute” camp, I have to admit pouches do skeeve me. I didn’t even notice the siblings hanging out there until I scrolled back up to see what tocks you were referring to. Then I shuddered.

  3. Theresa says:

    On, on, my noble steed! :P NTMTOM is all medieval on your heinie today!

  4. Theresa says:

    PS: “Schmendrick” :P

    • S.J. Hartsfield says:

      The Last Unicorn reference was my favourite part, too. =D

    • Fird Birfle says:

      I second la Therese’s noting of “Schmendrick” & add also a “heh heh” !!!!

      As well as having enjoyed the crittur stating “trees are right where I left them” !!
      HA and, furthermore, HA HA!!!!!!

    • Sammy2121 says:

      that made me smilie :D btw i just saw and met Peter, the guy who created the last unicorn, at comic con chicago. it was like a dream come true :3

  5. Theresa says:

    PPS: Note additional tiny outlawlets clinging to Schmendrick’s flanks and under-fur.

  6. Winston says:

    lol

  7. emmberrann says:

    Knew this was a NTMTOM post the moment I set eyes on it. [Sigh....] [Big smile.]
    My day is now complete…..

  8. RosieLB says:

    I <3 NTMTOM and his vibrant storytelling abilities.

    That Robin Hood is pretty dreamy, too. XD

  9. Nikki says:

    Bravo NOMTOM! “Odds bodkins, yoiks and forsooth!” Snerk. Love everything about this post. And the little hangers-on underneath Schmendrick are adorable.

  10. Suzjeffs says:

    NOMTOM, you are the absolute BOMB! (BOMBTOM!)

  11. BrianC says:

    My title would have been “Hark, A Vagrant Varmint”.

  12. osssman says:

    Possum’s got a posse!

  13. Holly says:

    This should, once and for all, put to rest the question of whether ‘possums are cute or not! They are the cutest of all!

  14. kermit says:

    My, that Robin Hood is quite an ebullient and furry fulminator!

  15. ^oo^ says:

    Mom, Mom is that NTMTOM?

  16. mscrankypants says:

    Too cute!!! Is it just me or are there other Robins on the side and underneath mommy?

  17. Mplsdeb says:

    I love NTMTOM’s commentary. Always just perfect.

  18. Zenabean says:

    snorkle at your own risk……

  19. LisaL says:

    Sooooooooooo cute!!!!

  20. Jon says:

    I’ve come to this conclusion:

    Adult possum = not cute.

    Adult possum with one or more babies = cute.

  21. doranyc says:

    NTMTOM, you have somehow channeled my boyfriend. He always calls people “Schmendricks”, most often in traffic. I’ve never heard anyone else say that!

  22. blair says:

    anyone else notice the wee pawsies and tailio action around Schmen–er, mama’s pouchal area?

  23. Claudia says:

    I call the big one “Bitey”.

  24. Okay, this is tewtally pawsome — I mean, awesome! First, the possum cuteness; then, the refs to the legend of Robin Hood and _The Last Unicorn_; finally, the squirming wormies hanging out of Mama’s pocket. So. Tewtally. Anerables!!!

  25. Theresa says:

  26. Blue Footed Booby says:

    I love their little pink hands :D

  27. Gaz says:

  28. Shannon says:

    Yay for possums!!! Double YAY for bebbeh possums!

  29. Tiggywinkle says:

    I think possums are adorable, even the big ones. We frequently have at least one living in our laundry/work area between our house & garage (inside, covered area but they can’t get into the main house) and they have never bothered me. If we happen to walk in and surprise one, they usually just hiss and then waddle away with all the dignity they can muster.

    I have never noticed any smell. Maybe we have been hosting girls? Never noticed any babies either, sorry to say–too cute for words! I call them “mega-rats” due to their slinky, pinky tails.

  30. kar says:

    I almost thought this was too cute to be real. That little schnoss up on top! Mike, I’ll LARP with you any day. If I larped that is.