Just stop it.

OMG.


No really stop. This is like, unhandle-a-ble. Via DListed, bien sûr.

121 comments … read them below or add one

  1. Ree says:

    Oh wow, that is one cute face.

    And the whale’s okay too!

  2. ^oo^ says:

    Totally Cute Overload.

  3. Mina says:

    I think we have another entry for the “Cute Guys With Cute Animals” calendar.

  4. Winston says:

    OMG!

  5. Laurie says:

    Is that Justin Beiber?

  6. BagOguts says:

    OK, that bowl-headed teeny-popper (who could prolly be my grandson!) looks likes he’s taking a turn for the better…. And that white whats-a-jiggy is too adorable! Definitely one for the Cute Men of CO Calendar. :-)

  7. victoreia says:

    MOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!!!!!!1!!1!1!!11!!!!

    I wannabeluga!

  8. MudBug says:

    Well I finally have a legitimate reason to hate J.B. (other than to annoy my 13 yr old niece) He gets to hug a beluga & I don’t ! Harrumph !!!!! (foot stomp for good measure)

    • I’ve never been overly jealous of celebrities. Sure, I wouldn’t turn down the money/looks/fame, but I never thought of them having something that was due to me, ya know?

      Except once, when I saw a picture of Sarah Michelle Gellar and her husband HUGGING A BELUGA WHALE. IT’S NO FAIR! I WANT TO HUG THE BELUGA!! That was the only time I would have willingly shoved another human being aside (with elbows) to take their place. WANT! MINE!

      That is, until today.

  9. Raina says:

    okay, 15 year old girl here. im not a fan of justin bieber, but i am a fan of belugas. and a HUGE supporter of having a cute men/cute animals calendar :)

    • Mary (the first) says:

      So, is he in, or out? Curious if being J.B. is going to disqualify him. Being media-approved and all that.

      • bookmonstercats says:

        In. CO is an equal opportunity blog and even Slebs can’t be discriminated against. Besides, he does look quite at home there, which is a plus for him. And being a “Man of Cute Overload” is the biggest honour that can be bestowed.

      • Jane says:

        I think Meg would have a problem on her hands if she put the Beibs on her calendar. His agent would surely demand either 1) prompt recall of all calendars OR 2) a hefty commission on all sales.

  10. JME says:

    The beluga looks starstruck.

  11. hipcheck says:

    So I was about to ask, “is this guy the most popular man on the Internet yet?”

    And then I read it was Bieber… so, uh, yeah.

  12. 260Oakley says:

    OK, I was going to make some “leave it to Bieber” pun, but I’m going to show my (considerable) age and say I’ll take Jacques Cousteau and his red beanie over this dude with his indestructible hair-helmet any day.

  13. S.J. Hartsfield says:

    Took me a couple of seconds of looking, but then yeah, I thought, “Holy crap, that’s the Biebs!” He does look pretty darn cute. And so does Justin Blubber, there.

  14. alwayscataddict says:

    Not a fan of Justin Bieber AT ALL. but I will say this is the first time I’ve ever seen him and thought he was good looking….

    • CandiO says:

      Ditto! Hasn’t he always something of a Mo haircut? (If that is ancient information and I’m totally out of the Bieber loop…well, I am not ashamed of that.)

    • Juno says:

      Ditto. I’m starting to think the boy may have potential . . . .

    • Macey says:

      Agreed! I was like “Nooo can’t be Bieber, this guy is kinda cute!” But the pouty face…yeah.

      I’d say OUT for the calendar, though. I think the Cute Men with Cute Animals need to be over 18. Otherwise it could be awkward to drool over them.

      • MudBug says:

        Thank You Macey ! Not only could it be awkward but being a few months away from turning 50 it could make me feel like a pedophile! Now I’m all for fair play & so I might suggest a “Men of…” & a “Boys of ….” so we don’t leave any of our younger CO lovers out of the fun.

        • Ayaa says:

          Technically, as a pubescent teenager, he’d make you a Hebephile, not a Paedophile :P

          Pointless since paedophile is pretty much used willy-nilly theses days, but I’m a crochity old youngster and I WON’T TAKE IT! haha

          Whale is cute. I don’t know who the guy is, but he’s fairly well-known judging by the comments. I’ll withhold any judgement until he’s 18 as well. I ain’t as young as I used to be!

        • debg says:

          True confessions: I lusted after Daniel Radcliffe before he was legal. But I felt guilty about it.

      • BagOguts says:

        But we have Cutesters who read this who are under 18, so what’s wrong with having a few young dudes in the Calendar?? Maybe they could put a “Warning: Dude is under 18″ on that page or something. ;-)

    • ashagato says:

      totally took the words right out of my mouth. what IS the world coming to?

    • LeAnna says:

      I was just going to leave a comment saying EXACTLY that lol.

    • Martina says:

      Me too. He looks like he might have grown a chest hair or two. Is he going through puberty at long last.

      To debg: I was a Ron Weasley girl myself. I’m in my thirties.

  15. Brenna says:

    Bieber still has a looong way to go before he’s at Jamin level…

    • tracylee says:

      … just had a mental image of Jamin + Belugers and it made my ovaries asplode.

    • CandiO says:

      OMG. Jamin. I had very nearly forgotten about that gorgeous man. *Swoon!*

      • Arv9y says:

        As to the wonderful Jamin, we should all pledge to never forget him; men that good looking don’t come along very often, ya know. And he certainly gave us several days of wonderful banter. I am about to turn 71 but I still believe there is nothing wrong in looking at and admiring a good looking fellow, no matter your age.

  16. ash says:

    Jealous! I wanna hug a Beluga!!
    He’s cute… but his dad his HOT!! ha ha
    I think Justin will get better looking with age and some weight. He looks like a little kid next to the very curvy Selena. Especially in their beach pics. Not so much a match in bathing suits!
    Don’t worry Justin. Pick up the weights. ha.

  17. Cookie says:

    maybe it’s residual anger due to the Target site crashing when I was trying buy my Missoni throw at 5am this morning but, HAVE YOU ALL GONE MAD??? – the boy is MEH!…..nice whale though….

  18. elishab says:

    TOTALLY REDONK!!!!
    Hate to say this, but I never thought I would create a wallpaper or slide show with JB in it. If my kids don’t already think I’m nuts, they will now!

  19. monica says:

    Justin Bieber is gross. Please don’t put pictures of celebrities on here.

  20. AuntieBellum says:

    I’m glad he’s lost the bowl cut. That’s not attractive on anyone. And while I wouldn’t recognize any of his songs if I heard them, I do think he has a pleasant voice and appears to have actual talent, unlike the studio-created/marketed teen “artists.” Plus, he’s keeping his nose clean. So I’m okay with the Biebs.

    Now, where am I going to find a bathtub big enough to keep my beluga in?

  21. wanders in singing the baby beluga song! Wanders out again!

  22. Francesca says:

    That behbeh beluga makes beebs cute. Take away the beluga… and no.

  23. Trina says:

    It took me a minute to realize that its Justin Beiber.So glad he got his hair cut :)

    • Mary (the first) says:

      I think it’s just wet and slicked up/back some. I don’t think he’s actually changed it much yet. Maybe when he starts shaving the hairdo will become more mature. Let’s hope.

  24. Ravenzangell says:

    Yea the fact that the look on his face is saying “and this is my beluga that was presented to me for being so awesome” kinda ruins it for me.

  25. Gwen says:

    Is the Biebs even a real kid? He is looking kinda creepy…

  26. Katie says:

    Nice try, Biebs–love the new cut–but nothing out-cutes a beluga.

  27. ekajati says:

    The Beluga knows the Bieb is totally no match!

  28. Kirsten says:

    Sad, this poor whale is involved in animal testing for a cure for Bieber Fever.

  29. Sandy says:

    The dolphin’s pretty cute, too.

  30. Mela says:

    I thought this was super cute till I saw Justin Bieber. Now I am a little ill. Can we get a crop on this photo please?

  31. Mela says:

    I find it funny that people have a huge issue with human babies and kittens on racks on this site, but they don’t have qualms with mildly attractive, marginally talented young boys.

    • AuntieBellum says:

      Well, I think it’s sad that people feel the need to be hateful about a young man whose only “sin” is to be popular with 13-year-old girls.

      • kibblenibble says:

        Actually, I teach first grade, and those girls are crazy about him. :roll:
        But I like his new hairstyle. And I love the beluga.

      • Mela says:

        Hateful? How so? I don’t like him and would prefer not to see him on this site, but I didn’t say anything hateful. I find it interesting that when there is a Cats N’ Racks picture people complain about breasts, though most of us have them, and when there is a rare picture of a human baby, people grumble even though many people adore babies in real life. I would expect the same negative feedback about a flavor-of-the-month, celeb who is not really popular among adults. I am surprised that a lot of people who have commented are ok with him.

        • AuntieBellum says:

          Did I name any names? Defensive much?

          But since you insist on it, how is claiming that he makes you ill *not* hateful?

          Or others, who are “disgusted” by him? Or that he’s “gross”?

  32. skippymom says:

    Now, now, ladies. Here, have some cupcakes.

  33. Eggz says:

    Was I the only one to squee over the beluga for like a minute before realizing that there was anyone else in the photo?

    And consequently, be a little bit disgusted when it was Biebs?

  34. JohnnyJohnny says:

    Can we get a picture of the Beebs in a blender….PLEAS?!

  35. Amanda says:

    does noone know their freaking mammals? this is a dolphin, not a WHALE!

  36. William Johnson says:

    Dolphins are whales. Small ones. Cetaceans, you know.

  37. Cameleopard says:

    Actually, dolphins and belugas are both toothed whales…

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toothed_whale

    So a beluga is not a dolphin, but a dolphin is a whale (head explodes…)

  38. Brandy says:

    absolutely adorbs!! can i please take the dolphin home with me?

  39. Sonja says:

    That’s one handsome beluga right there ;)
    but that boy ruins the picture D:

  40. Gabby says:

    Woah, i was all “Geez, hes got some fine looking facial features…” and then i thought, “Hey,… he looks like Justin Beiber…” and i was all “What? no, this cutie is too tall to be JB!”
    …Today was a day that my judgment has failed me.

  41. cofreak says:

    no, that is not Justin Bieber. Waaaaay to hot to be Beiber. Uh-uh. :D