Survival of the Frigidest

The lone wolf, sacrificing the warmth of its den, goes out in pursuit of a manna in the frigid air and whirlpool winds of winter. Driven only by instinct and no kitchen aid, it pushes on through the side-by-side snows and worn out seals, wondering where kenmore snausage snacks be found.

Belinda D.’s Alfie has some n-ice hunting skills.

43 comments … read them below or add one

  1. Jessy says:

    Pyrit, in addition to Pups, I think you “maytag” this as “Punny Posts.” Very cute! Oh, yeah . . . the dog, too.

  2. DillPig says:

    Ohhh, the tailio…

  3. gizmo says:

    All dogs aren’t that far from their “Call of the Wild” origins as relentless hunters.

    Its just that some are, ummmm, a block or so further up the road.

  4. dub1 says:

    Arm&Hammer [top right] is no match for a mobile orange floofball.

  5. Legotech says:

    I just wanted to say WOW what a GREAT tail!

  6. MudBug says:

    I’ve been on a diet for so long I had forgotten what a chill (e) dog looked like !

  7. T.U.M. says:

    He’s a Bea{s}t poet!

  8. Theresa says:

    One ear up, one ear down. Always a great look.

    • kimmaroo says:

      Sure, it’s cute on a dog. But my sister’s ears did that once and she had to completely change her hairstyle.

  9. Gigi says:

    Low fat? Atkins? What diet am I on this week again?
    Is there ANYTHING I can eat???

  10. Kevin says:

    “Could you move out some of this stuff please? I want to find out if the light stays on.”

  11. Michelle says:

    Superior Touch – Better than Bouillon in the fridge (top shelf jars)?! My kind of people!

  12. Mishka says:

    Pyrit this has to be one of my favorite intro’s I’ve read on here. :)

  13. Mina says:

    “I KNOW I had a bottle of Coors left in here. You better not have taken it!”

  14. Mary (the first) says:

    In addition to the tailio that’s some amazing ear floofage, as well!

  15. Alice Shortcake says:

    The wild called – it just wanted to say that most types of prey now come pre-packaged but you still need opposable thumbs.

  16. Poor Alfie; alla good fuuds are securely wrapped, or in glass jars, or lok-tite plastic refrig containers: he doesn’t stand a chance unless sumfin scrumptious falls off the shelf and its lid pops off………….!!! :roll:

  17. Impything says:

    Most incredible tail evs. The fringe is longer than the tiny hound is tall! Tres elegante.

  18. Katie says:

    I’ve felt like jumping into the fridge myself on some of these hot days. Chill out, little dog, chill out.

  19. kimmaroo says:

    Whoa! Processed Food Overload!!!

  20. merri says:

    I have never nuffed but this is a bit weird.
    Clean as my dog is, I sure wouldn’t want him inside my fridge, even for a second., … :P

  21. Ivy says:

    I actually don’t see a lot of processed food. Most everyone has a few things here and there… they even have sprouted grain bread, I doubt they eat a ton of processed food. Besides its about the painfully cute main course of fuzziness NOT their eating habits :)

    That little uns tailio looks so much like my big shep mix’s tailio!

    • kimmaroo says:

      Point well taken, Ivy! The irresistible unprocessed goggie caused a momentary lapse in posting etiquette. He does seem rather surprised, no? “Um, I was just checking to see whether we need to put bacon on the grocery list…..”

  22. julie b says:

    Now I know where dogs get their cold noses!

  23. Jenn Shuster says:

    What kind of adorable pup is this? I have a tripawd who looks EXACTLYYYYY like this little one except he’s firefox colored.

    • aim says:

      Its a Longcoat Chihuahua. I had one and she was also an avid hunter. I was holding her once and she jumped from my arms into a box of leftover pizza.

    • Arv9y says:

      I’m pretty sure that’s a long-haired Chihuahua. Our Cassidy Dogzilla looks very much like this but she has more variation in color and a rather Shepard-like black saddle. Also she weighs 14 lbs, strands 18″ and is 25″ long. AND she’s a pure-bred.

    • kate C. says:

      I would like to know too my boyfriend has a Papillon but he looks exactly like this dog.

    • Lick says:

      It’s actually a poorly bred papillon. Long haired chis have different bodies(shorter legs, different faces) and less impressive tailios!

  24. dmaufer says:

    “oh! uh, what…. what am I doing? I was going to fix you a sandwich! Yeah, that’s it!”

  25. maggie says:

    Shades of Mother Goose and Grimm. The Lone Wolf is frequently channeled by Grimmie-Poo. Mike Peters is a genius and he can really capture canine and feline thoughts in a delightfully twisted fashion!

  26. yknot says:

    She’s looking for amana love.

  27. Ruffian9 says:

    Well, don’t just stand there…pass me the natural peanut butter!

  28. Carolyn says:

    You said one day if I could only cook — so I was going to try it — u know like sit, roll over/etc….

  29. Rebecca L says:

    No don’t look at me like that… I am not a hot dog.