Sorry, You’re Not Quite Right for the Roll

When his other big rolls ran out, the once famous Guinea Pitt, could only get smaller rolls.


They’re rolling out the red carpet for Godber, Tracey G.

35 comments … read them below or add one

  1. JenDeyan says:

    Woot! First post!
    I thought this was a hamster at first. It looks a lot smaller with it’s fur stuck in that toilet paper roll.

  2. Rachael says:

    You’re Norma Desmond. You used to be in silent pictures. You used to be big.

    I am big. It’s the pictures that got small.

  3. Gigi says:

    Wile filming in London, Mr Guinea Pitt takes the tube to work every mornig.

  4. Not That Mike The Other Mike says:

    Can a guinea pig wear a girdle? Of corset can!

  5. kimmaroo says:

    I think this wee one has been watching Maru videos.

  6. J. says:

    Spanx for rodents?

  7. amka says:

    now Mr. Guinea Pitt definetly watched to many maru videos.

    First Teapotting then planking…
    Plankittening….
    Now: Maru’ing or marunism?!
    explanation: The rules are easy, catch a roll, dive inside, take a picture of you in the roll/karton

  8. ceejoe says:

    eeeeee…. piggeeeee!
    My “little” girl definitely would NOT fit in that tube! :)

  9. Rebecca says:

    Ah, g-piggeh, you so on the cutting edge wif your biodegradable, recyclable fashions!

  10. TGIF says:

    ::throws pyrit some butter::

    What….you’re on a roll :D

  11. julie b says:

    Totally tubular…

  12. Aww, what’s that little guy doing in there? What a cutie.

  13. blair says:

    he’s smiling because he knows after this embarassing presser he gets to go home to his wife, Javelina Jolie

  14. emmberrann says:

    “There are no small rolls, m’boy, only small actors.”

  15. Fird Birfle says:

    and the Obligatory:
    “Does this tube make my butt look beeg????” ;)

  16. bob drummond says:

    Looks like Mr.Guinea Pig is on a roll —-YUK YUK YUK !!!

  17. krumsmum says:

    Cute picture. My grandaughter used to call them “pig bunnies”.

  18. Lerrinus says:

    Keep on Rollin’! ;-)

    • victoreia says:

      Suddenly I have the “Rawhide” theme song in my head…..

      • bob drummond says:

        rollin,rollin,rollin
        keep them doggies rollin
        …………
        rawhide !!!heyyahhh!

        (sorry, but I cannot recall all of the woids !!)

  19. Earwig says:

    Godber?! This peeg is called Godber?! Pleeeease tell me he has a cage-mate called Fletcher!

  20. SlaveToCat says:

    Don’t squeeze the Charmin

  21. Trearch says:

    I once cut up a giant cardboard roll that held paper for the guineas to chew on. One got stuck on our pig Elvis Parsley, corset-style like this peeg. It was too thick to get off easily so we had to peel it off, layer by layer. That was kinda scary!

  22. earlybird1 says:

    I was just wondering about that! How to get him out, I mean. Maybe he likes the secure feeling of the tube wrapped tightly around him, but eventually a pig’s skin’s gotta breathe, ya know? :D