1. You’re a suburban housewife who just discovered some undies in the warsh that AREN’T YOURS! Go!
2. You’re Jackie O, on a sunny day at the wheel of a Lincoln convertible. Go!
3. You’re a gunslinger surveying the Western hills for your dropped pack of cigarillos. Where are they!? Go!
You’re right, parrots CAN be cute, Shawna B.