SLOTHS MAKING OUT

I would not believe it unless I saws it with my own eyes, People. Will you please check out these anerabuhl sloths slurping each other:


Sender-Inner and photographer Halie says: “I managed to capture a really adorable moment between three baby sloths who were just reunited in their box after baby time (when we take them out for walks around the garden.)” OMG STOP IT.

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  1. Theresa says:

    I can’t think of anything to write that won’t get me in moderation. 8O

  2. Ozbirds says:

    *looks at floor and shuffles feet*

  3. Lillith says:

    *shifty eyes* Well isn’t that um… cute? I saw something like that in a movie once…oh, um, nevermind.

  4. Kim says:

    Where is this wondrous place where one can take sloths for walks in the garden??

  5. Laurel says:

    “Baby time”? OMG that is adorable

  6. 260Oakley says:

    I believe sloth tasting parties are all the rage among members of the slow food movement. (All a bunch of crock-pots, if you ask me.)

  7. eknirb says:

    aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack
    a SLOTH HUGGLE WITH BONUS TONGUE ACTION.

  8. earlybird1 says:

    Huggle. My new favorite word!

  9. jen says:

    sloth walks in the garden?! please call me next time that happens! squueeeee!

  10. Not That Mike The Other Mike says:

    SLOTHS GONE WILD!

  11. kibblenibble says:

    Check out the eye capsules! :-)

    • KittyMarthaPoo says:

      I know. Eye capsules are the best.

      These little guys just look so blissfully happy AND sleepy… :)

  12. baby birdie says:

    We need a sloth tag.

  13. Meaghan says:

    Those must be very slow and take a long time, those walks around the garden.

  14. Dash says:

    Okay, so when I get my mortgage sorted out, I am officially moving to this magical place. “Baby time” that doesn’t involve actual human babies, and garden-centered sloth walking? Sign . . . me . . . up.

  15. meoowmom says:

    sounds like an oxymoron to me, taking a sloth for a walk!!! OMG, they were
    prob collapsing after the human tortured them with a WALK!!! and love the
    huggle they are cute!!!!

  16. Emmberrann says:

    Slothino1: So, you’re ok? You back from de Big Adventure in de garden?
    Slothette2: [slurping Slotheto3] Um, yurp, you, too? Anyt’ing interesting out dere?
    Slotheo3: [slurping Slothette2] Aw, missed you guys, glad y’made it back to de nestbox…..

  17. Emmberrann says:

    Slothino1: guess it’s time for de nap when we get cleaned up here. Hey, get your slurper out of dere!!

  18. MymaJane says:

    OMG. He’s like the Charlie Sheen of Sloths and those are his Goddesses. It’s creeping me out! *runs and hides under the bed*

  19. Jane says:

    That’s not three babies. Clearly little one in the middle-back is the baby. He has that: “Ewwwwww…no mom and dad, please stop…PLEEEEASE!” look on his face. (And his tongue is most noticeably missing from the “trio”.

  20. 6Rabbits says:

    This is so unbelievably adorable, my brain has turned to mush and I can’t think of anything but baby sloth garden walks, and stare at this pic!

  21. dub1 says:

    Like Ringo’s hit:
    “I’d like to be/Across the sea
    In a slotho-bebbeh’s garden in the shade/
    ‘I’m from C.O.!’ / They’d let me go
    In their slotho-bebbeh’s garden in the shade.”

  22. feezie says:

    Underaged sloth menage a trois!

    Won’t somebody think of the children?

    ::clutches pearls::

    (Actually I haven’t seen anything this cute since the otternkitten that I was SURE would be here today.)

  23. Granny K says:

    Possible caption: I missed you more. No, I missed YOU more!

  24. bob drummond says:

    Actually ,ther are slothes which can go for walks in the garden – Giant Ground Slothes or Megatheriums Or even Mylodons , neither of which has been seen by anyone in over a couple of thousand years . Sorry to disappoint you all !!

  25. dmaufer says:

    Two that need to get a room, and one that needs to get pay-per-view!

  26. Rick says:

    GAH! What was that feeling?!

    Oh… it was EVERY VEIN IN MY BODY BEING CRYSTALIZED BY SUGAR

  27. Esther says:

    One great thing about sloths…. They give you time to find the camera!

  28. Queen of Dork says:

    Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! They’re hugging! How sweet!

  29. Miss Kitty Fantastico says:

    OMG. Those guys need to get a freakin’ room.

    That room should be in my house.

    • Queen of Dork says:

      Miss Kitty Fantastico??!! WOW! What a great name!!! I love that! :)

    • ZeppthePug says:

      That is a Buffy, reference, yes? I am am a HUGE Joss Whedon nerd, and I definitely named the stray cat that hangs around my neighborhood Miss Kitty Fantastico, after Tara and WIllow’s kitty.

      • Alice Shortcake says:

        Fellow Buffy fan here (I completely missed it the first time round and have only just finished watching the whole thing on DVD). My ambition in life is to own an albino hedgehog named Spike.

        Oooh, Spike…*drifts away into Fantasy Land*

      • Miss Kitty Fantastico says:

        Heh. Nice! You are the first person to recognize that. Yep. Its from Buffy, of course. My favorite show of all time… and everything else Joss has done comes a close second. ;) I’m definitely a huge nerd for him, too.

        I think an albino hedgehog named Spike is a genius idea… albino hedgie… Spike’s hair… that’s just perfect! :D

        • Aquamarine says:

          Am about to watch the very last episode of “Firefly.” Have been putting it off for weeks because I CANNOT BELIEVE IT IS THE LAST ONE!!!! What fools chose to pull the plug on that fantastic all-too-short series??

          • Queen of Dork says:

            Hi Aquamarine!

            Well, I guess maybe I should check out Buffy sometime. I myself played a marathon of Pulp Fiction this weekend.

            (“Warm….warmer…DISCO!”)

          • Aquamarine says:

            Hi QOD! For some reason I cannot reply to you, so I’m replying to MYSELF.

            Oh, yes, awesome movie, also one of my all-time faves. I guess I am going to have to yield to Buffy, too, just to continue to get my J.W. fix. I’ve heard the first season is not so great, but gets amazing and wonderful after that.

          • Miss Kitty Fantastico says:

            Firefly – Hoo boy, don’t get me started. ;) The people at Fox are idiots. The show was constantly moved and preempted for football, so no one knew when to find it. The episodes they did show, they showed OUT OF ORDER so it didn’t make a lot of sense. Put these things together and if you were a casual watcher, you were never going to get into it. Then the DVD comes out and sells huge and the Fox idiots are shocked and confused. *shakes head*

            Buffy – The first season is pretty mediocre, but its only a half season and after that its just genius. Season 6 is the most intense, emotional, awesome television I’ve ever watched.

          • 6Rabbits says:

            Fox no-imagination, don’t-know-great-TV-when-they-see-it, short-sighted idiots, that’s who! The first worst thing was that they made the “genius” decision to make the first-aired show NOT be the pilot, but the 3rd episode!! This was amazingly confusing, as references were made to things viewers had no clue about! Then came the Easter-egg hunt of when to find it!! [takes deep breath and starts calming mantra] Whedon’s “Veronica Mars” was also too short-lived. Thank ye gods that “Buffy…” had many seasons! [leaves to find a rabbit to cuddle]

  30. Becky Slam says:

    Sloths go for walks? Do they go voluntarily? Do they go potty? Obviously, the sloth walker is guilty of exhausting these poor bebehs, who are licking each other for the pure joy of being able to get back to their naps.

  31. Neo says:

    GROUP HUG!

  32. anonymous coward says:

    even after re-reading the “under the picture” text, i still keep reading “…after bath time”. is “baby time” really a good expression, shouldn’t it be “outside air time”, rather?

    and, damn, this trio is “mighty cute” indeed.

    • Jae says:

      Perhaps during the rest of the day, the garden is full of adult sloths. Maybe it is called “baby time” because that’s when visitors to the sloth rescue actually get to see the babies, and the rest of the time they have privacy in the nest box. Just guesses. I was curious about that too.

    • Halie says:

      They call it baby time for the volunteers, meaning it’s the time of day when volunteers at the sanctuary get to carry the babies around outside so they can smell all the plants and climb some branches! But it really is “outside air time” for the babies!

  33. Angel says:

    “I shall leeeeeck you and you and you!”

  34. kimmaroo says:

    oo! peenk licky tongues!

  35. flutterby says:

    Oh gah! Those nosecicles and clawses !! This photo iz just too much cute all at once…[ded]

  36. Rowan says:

    “huggles” – I LOVE EET!!

  37. mln59 says:

    the only thing uglier than sloths….monkeys

    i am going to burn my monitor now