Holy Henthouse Magazine!

Farmer Ted just took a sudden interest in egg collecting.

Laurel L., your bantam hen really should examine herself.



  1. She could just be getting ready for the incoming hurricane, you know…. Still, it’s an impressive Mae West,t here….

  2. So that’s where chicken nuggets come from!

  3. Hens ‘n racks!

  4. 260Oakley says:

    Nest implants. Wonder what egg cup size she wears?

  5. she’s ready for her yearly henogramm.

  6. Oh, my. This whole thing is a laugh. lolololol

  7. errr… henogram, that is.

  8. Oh, oh! Pornithology alert!

  9. 😆 😆 😆

  10. That’s a very “healthy” chick!

  11. Thank you, I now have ice tea all over my screen! 😉

  12. This feels so nsfw.

  13. 😉

  14. She reminds me of the butt-falsies dog.

  15. This is the sexiest thing I’ve seen today

  16. Okay, well this is just flat out hilarious. So silly. 😀

  17. Wondering if this is where the term “a clutch” came from?

  18. I love how her expression is all “Hey buddy, my eyes are up here!”

  19. Not That Mike The Other Mike says:

    Someone get that hen a Wonder-braawk!

  20. Sweet pretty little hen has no idea why we’re all giggling . . .

  21. She’s got eggs, she knows how to use ’em.
    She never begs, she knows how to choose them.
    She’s only lets you wonder how to poach them.
    Would you sunny side them, if you could only find them?
    She’s my leghorn, she’s my leghorn,
    Yeah, it’s alright.

  22. I bet they’re fake.

  23. Haha! I was just watching the scene in “Sixteen Candles” where Molly Ringwald calls Anthony Michael Hall “Farmer Ted” at the school dance. Such a classic film and AMH is perfection. Can’t even count how many times I’ve seen this film. I’ll never tire of it!

  24. The sad part? My mind totally went there before I even looked at the title or the caption. :mrgreen:

  25. lol

  26. “Get your eyes off my girls!”

  27. (The Original) Mel says:

    So this is what they mean by “eggs and legs.”

  28. Is “flat out” the expression you want?

  29. Stephanie says:

    Yay!! We need more chicken pictures!! I have six Easter Egger chicks that are 10 weeks old in my back yard. They are just as cute as any puppy or kitten…and definitely cuter than that last post with the possums. Just sayin’…

  30. supercliffette says:

    Bosom birdies?

  31. bookmonstercats says:

    ZZ Top reference, FTW (ie for the win)

  32. PYRIT. The hover text OMG!!!!!!!!!!!! LMFAOROFL

  33. thumbs up

  34. hahahahaha

  35. cute is in the eye of the beholder!
    i think they’re both cute!

  36. Fird Birfle says:

    Chicks ‘n’ racks … 😉

  37. Fird Birfle says:


    NO BEVERAGES at the compooter, when opening CO !!!!!!



  38. Fird Birfle says:


  39. y’all… apparently I’m 12. I haven’t stopped snickering 😀
    even when I’m not looking at the picture… I snicker out of nowhere.
    quite troubling when I’m trying to have a very serious work conversation about a very serious (*baaah hhahahahaha*) matter. (*snerk*)

  40. Bwahaha! Well played, T.

  41. Clearly this hen works on a dairy farm…

  42. You mean “Egg-Beaters?” Say it ain’t so!
    But I thought only boys had “huevos.”

  43. Fird Birfle says:

    naw naw those are called “Caj*nes” ….

    [spelling details edited fer tha squeamish and fer tha Moderashun Machine …]

  44. I should stop being amazed, but I can’t help myself. Standing O.

  45. Yes! More chicken pics and videos! We have 6 girls and they are just the funniest dang animals! Just about everything they do is a hoot. Well, everything except stompin’ my hostas with their big chicken feets!

    Moar chickens please!

  46. Brilliant!

  47. Pyrit is on a serious roll today. An egg roll, that is.

  48. Sexy, sure, but dear heavens what a cozy, soft chicken! I wanna shrink myself down and nuzzle under her leetle wing. Her left one, specifically. Look how inviting and toasty it looks!

    I love how their combs droop with age and flop around; just like hoomins “combs” do! :O

  49. starlinguk says:

    Maybe we need a tag for it, yanno, to warn peoples.

  50. also, at first glance, read “your batman hen”

  51. Goofy and hilarious!

  52. skippymom says:

    Oh sh*t. That’s all.

  53. Yeah, after you hatch a few chicks your “combs” do tend to droop. Sigh.

  54. No, they’re those plastic containers that L’eggs pantyhose came in.

  55. susan ladmer says:

    A perfect example of a farmer with too much time on his hands.

  56. Bantam bosom buddies?

  57. Now THAT is a large chicken breast!

  58. Fird Birfle says:

    heh heh

  59. I scrolled through all the comments just WAITING for a chicken breast joke!

  60. I knew it!

  61. She’s a henhouse! She’s mighty mighty, lettin’ it all hang out! 😉

  62. Yeah, it took a while. We’re not very on the ball, are we?

  63. baby birdie says:

    Chickens? Sexy? Personally, I think their expression is always like “None of MY children should EVER play with SUCH a brute!”

  64. Fird Birfle says:


  65. Fird Birfle says:

    Do you mean, when a guy says “I’m a leg man”; he REALLY means that he prefers drumsticks fer dinner….???? 🙂

  66. Pyrit, you’re on fire today

  67. *groan* 🙂

  68. baby birdie says:

    Yes, I made that up myself.

  69. luvstehQte says:


  70. I think this post is GREAT! …But perhaps it should be marked as ‘EGGS-Rated’.

    har de har har!