Farmer Ted just took a sudden interest in egg collecting.
Laurel L., your bantam hen really should examine herself.
Holy Henthouse Magazine!
August 24, 2011 By
Farmer Ted just took a sudden interest in egg collecting.
Laurel L., your bantam hen really should examine herself.
She could just be getting ready for the incoming hurricane, you know…. Still, it’s an impressive Mae West,t here….
So that’s where chicken nuggets come from!
Hens ‘n racks!
Chicks ‘n’ racks …
Nest implants. Wonder what egg cup size she wears?
I should stop being amazed, but I can’t help myself. Standing O.
she’s ready for her yearly henogramm.
errr… henogram, that is.
Oh, my. This whole thing is a laugh. lolololol
Oh, oh! Pornithology alert!
Thank you, I now have ice tea all over my screen!
I KEEP LEAVING THE SAME ADVICE OVER n OVER AGIN, peeps.
NO BEVERAGES at the compooter, when opening CO !!!!!!
*sigh*
*giggle*
Maybe we need a tag for it, yanno, to warn peoples.
That’s a very “healthy” chick!
This feels so nsfw.
Is it just me or do I see a matchinks with this: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2029613/Kim-Kardashian-wedding-photos-First-look-official-pictures.html
She reminds me of the butt-falsies dog.
http://cuteoverload.com/2008/04/15/i-swear-i-am-no/
HILARIOUS!!!!!!
This is the sexiest thing I’ve seen today
thumbs up
Chickens? Sexy? Personally, I think their expression is always like “None of MY children should EVER play with SUCH a brute!”
Yes, I made that up myself.
Okay, well this is just flat out hilarious. So silly.
Is “flat out” the expression you want?
*snerk*
Bwahaha! Well played, T.
Wondering if this is where the term “a clutch” came from?
I love how her expression is all “Hey buddy, my eyes are up here!”
Someone get that hen a Wonder-braawk!
Sweet pretty little hen has no idea why we’re all giggling . . .
lol
She’s got eggs, she knows how to use ‘em.
She never begs, she knows how to choose them.
She’s only lets you wonder how to poach them.
Would you sunny side them, if you could only find them?
She’s my leghorn, she’s my leghorn,
Yeah, it’s alright.
ZZ Top reference, FTW (ie for the win)
Brilliant!
I bet they’re fake.
hahahahaha
You mean “Egg-Beaters?” Say it ain’t so!
But I thought only boys had “huevos.”
naw naw those are called “Caj*nes” ….
[spelling details edited fer tha squeamish and fer tha Moderashun Machine ...]
No, they’re those plastic containers that L’eggs pantyhose came in.
I knew it!
Haha! I was just watching the scene in “Sixteen Candles” where Molly Ringwald calls Anthony Michael Hall “Farmer Ted” at the school dance. Such a classic film and AMH is perfection. Can’t even count how many times I’ve seen this film. I’ll never tire of it!
also, at first glance, read “your batman hen”
The sad part? My mind totally went there before I even looked at the title or the caption.
“Get your eyes off my girls!”
So this is what they mean by “eggs and legs.”
Do you mean, when a guy says “I’m a leg man”; he REALLY means that he prefers drumsticks fer dinner….????
Yay!! We need more chicken pictures!! I have six Easter Egger chicks that are 10 weeks old in my back yard. They are just as cute as any puppy or kitten…and definitely cuter than that last post with the possums. Just sayin’…
cute is in the eye of the beholder!
i think they’re both cute!
Yes! More chicken pics and videos! We have 6 girls and they are just the funniest dang animals! Just about everything they do is a hoot. Well, everything except stompin’ my hostas with their big chicken feets!
Moar chickens please!
Bosom birdies?
PYRIT. The hover text OMG!!!!!!!!!!!! LMFAOROFL
Pyrit is on a serious roll today. An egg roll, that is.
*groan*
y’all… apparently I’m 12. I haven’t stopped snickering
even when I’m not looking at the picture… I snicker out of nowhere.
quite troubling when I’m trying to have a very serious work conversation about a very serious (*baaah hhahahahaha*) matter. (*snerk*)
Clearly this hen works on a dairy farm…
Sexy, sure, but dear heavens what a cozy, soft chicken! I wanna shrink myself down and nuzzle under her leetle wing. Her left one, specifically. Look how inviting and toasty it looks!
I love how their combs droop with age and flop around; just like hoomins “combs” do! :O
Yeah, after you hatch a few chicks your “combs” do tend to droop. Sigh.
Goofy and hilarious!
Oh sh*t. That’s all.
A perfect example of a farmer with too much time on his hands.
Bantam bosom buddies?
Now THAT is a large chicken breast!
heh heh
I scrolled through all the comments just WAITING for a chicken breast joke!
Yeah, it took a while. We’re not very on the ball, are we?
She’s a henhouse! She’s mighty mighty, lettin’ it all hang out!
WIN
Pyrit, you’re on fire today
I think this post is GREAT! …But perhaps it should be marked as ‘EGGS-Rated’.
har de har har!