All According to Plan?

Pup: What have you brought me?
Kid: Mastaaah,  I have failed to bring you Snausages as you wished.
Pup: Did you seek the cupboard as I instructed?
Kid: Yes Mastah.
Pup: Did you use your mad crawling skills?
Kid: Yes Mastah.
Pup: Then how could you fail?
Kid: “burp”
Pup: …what?
Kid: Nuffin’!

They learn so fast, Todd B.



  1. (The Original) Mel says:

    Is that a sparkly, westerny, vivalasvegasy collar I spy on that dog?

  2. One Eyed Daruma says:

    Love the monkey key cover to keep the tags from jingling!

  3. Nudge, nudge, wink, wink, say no more!

  4. Teresa in KC says:

    You just KNOW from that picture that these two are already in cahoots!

  5. Is that “Yes Mastah” in a Boris Karloff voice?

  6. “Mad crawling skills” … ba ha ha!

  7. That is a perfect capture of the puppeh tongue. There is much lickinks to be had.

  8. jlamusings says:

    I was hearing Marty Feldman! 🙂

  9. (The Original) Mel says:

    Damn your eyes!

  10. “Blech. This kid tastes like soap!”

  11. Oh my word, yes! The dog talking to the kid, the kid winkin’. Definitely in cahoots! I bet they’re thick as thieves, these two.

    Cute dog, but look at that bebeh! Ain’t nothing much cuter than a bald bebeh! Look at that gummy grin! My 2 boys are all growed-ed up and one towers over me. 😦

    I need a grandchild!

  12. Too late!

  13. That’s an awesome idea! I’ll have to remember that whenever I get a dog again.

  14. SlaveToCat says:

    In a pinch band-aids wrapped around the tags work. I think the “Hello Kitty” band-aids work the best at keeping a pup quiet. (=P)

  15. ^_______^

  16. SlaveToCat says:

    I think the kid, in the prison stripe jumper, just escaped from the dog penitentiary. He’s not going to be happy when he realizes he left his blankee back in the “cage”.

  17. cellarmouse says:

    ooooh, yes! … i hadn’t noticed …

  18. Popeye as a child?

  19. Moi, Actually says:

    The total quantity of attitude in this photo is mind-boggling. Just wait until the stripey one becomes bi-pedal.

  20. Where’s the “primates” tag?

  21. Red Toenails says:

    I distinctly heard Po from Kung Fu Panda.

  22. PUGGLE ALERT!!!!!

  23. He already has the thumbs. They’ll be unstoppable! 😯

  24. skippymom says:

    Oh God no!!!!!!!! A HUMAN baby!!!!!!!!!!!!! How dare you?!!!!!!!11 This does not belong on CO!!!!!!! AAAAARRRRRRGGGGHHHHHH my eyes, my eyes!1!1!!!!!!!1

  25. Fird Birfle says:

    Let the commentroversies begin ……

  26. Fird Birfle says:

    *waves pompoms for an all-time classically tasteless MP sketch*

    [ps what I mean, is that MP WANTED the sketch to be offensive …not that I personally, actually found it tasteless.. 😯 ]

  27. Fird Birfle says:

    I just BOUGHT my first pkg of Hello Kitty bandaids!!!

    Hopelessly Immature & Easily Entertained.

  28. skippymom says:

    I was actually surprised this didn’t send me to the lounge. Kinda disappointed, as I could’ve used a Campari and soda about now.

  29. skippymom says:

    I was actually thinking that comment might send me to the lounge for a little while. Kinda disappointed, as I could’ve used a Campari and soda right about now.

  30. skippymom says:

    Crap, now I look like an idiot.

  31. Ummm; Fird: When I think of my stuffed animal & doll collection, you can enroll me in HIEE as well……..;
    (Hmmmm; mebbee they haz a support group…… 🙄

  32. This baby is FREAKING ADORABLE!

  33. baby birdie says:

    This needs a Primates tag.