All According to Plan?

Pup: What have you brought me?
Kid: Mastaaah,  I have failed to bring you Snausages as you wished.
Pup: Did you seek the cupboard as I instructed?
Kid: Yes Mastah.
Pup: Did you use your mad crawling skills?
Kid: Yes Mastah.
Pup: Then how could you fail?
Kid: “burp”
Pup: …what?
Kid: Nuffin’!


They learn so fast, Todd B.

33 comments … read them below or add one

  1. (The Original) Mel says:

    Is that a sparkly, westerny, vivalasvegasy collar I spy on that dog?

  2. One Eyed Daruma says:

    Love the monkey key cover to keep the tags from jingling!

    • ams1001 says:

      That’s an awesome idea! I’ll have to remember that whenever I get a dog again.

    • SlaveToCat says:

      In a pinch band-aids wrapped around the tags work. I think the “Hello Kitty” band-aids work the best at keeping a pup quiet. (=P)

      • Fird Birfle says:

        I just BOUGHT my first pkg of Hello Kitty bandaids!!!

        Signed,
        Hopelessly Immature & Easily Entertained.

  3. Gigi says:

    Nudge, nudge, wink, wink, say no more!

    • Fird Birfle says:

      *waves pompoms for an all-time classically tasteless MP sketch*

      [ps what I mean, is that MP WANTED the sketch to be offensive ...not that I personally, actually found it tasteless.. 8-O ]

  4. Teresa in KC says:

    You just KNOW from that picture that these two are already in cahoots!

    • Mamabear says:

      Oh my word, yes! The dog talking to the kid, the kid winkin’. Definitely in cahoots! I bet they’re thick as thieves, these two.

      Cute dog, but look at that bebeh! Ain’t nothing much cuter than a bald bebeh! Look at that gummy grin! My 2 boys are all growed-ed up and one towers over me. :(

      I need a grandchild!

  5. Theresa says:

    Is that “Yes Mastah” in a Boris Karloff voice?

  6. Kim says:

    “Mad crawling skills” … ba ha ha!

  7. JenDeyan says:

    That is a perfect capture of the puppeh tongue. There is much lickinks to be had.

  8. Mina says:

    “Blech. This kid tastes like soap!”

  9. SlaveToCat says:

    I think the kid, in the prison stripe jumper, just escaped from the dog penitentiary. He’s not going to be happy when he realizes he left his blankee back in the “cage”.

  10. Jeff says:

    Popeye as a child?

  11. Moi, Actually says:

    The total quantity of attitude in this photo is mind-boggling. Just wait until the stripey one becomes bi-pedal.

  12. Meaghan says:

    Where’s the “primates” tag?

  13. Lisa says:

    PUGGLE ALERT!!!!!

  14. skippymom says:

    Oh God no!!!!!!!! A HUMAN baby!!!!!!!!!!!!! How dare you?!!!!!!!11 This does not belong on CO!!!!!!! AAAAARRRRRRGGGGHHHHHH my eyes, my eyes!1!1!!!!!!!1

    • Fird Birfle says:

      Let the commentroversies begin ……

      • skippymom says:

        I was actually surprised this didn’t send me to the lounge. Kinda disappointed, as I could’ve used a Campari and soda about now.

  15. skippymom says:

    I was actually thinking that comment might send me to the lounge for a little while. Kinda disappointed, as I could’ve used a Campari and soda right about now.

  16. Trixie says:

    This baby is FREAKING ADORABLE!

  17. baby birdie says:

    This needs a Primates tag.