Lottery ticket, cough drops, scrunchie, banana, measuring tape, ketchup packets, ice scraper, parking ticket, knitting, a fan belt, tarot card, chunky key chain, pizza delivery guy, guitar pick, rubber ducky, mints, a spork, stress ball, sewing kit, gloves…
A-ha! French fries!
Looks like Poptart is he who holds the purse strings, Mary K.
*checks bag*
Hmph. No pizza delivery guy or fuzzy puppy butt.
Aaaaaand, I’ll have a Poptart while I’m awaiting release from the moderation lounge. Frosted strawberry, please.
*sigh*
How about a Puptart, instead? Fuzzy caramel with vanilla and mocha sprinkles?
MMMmmmmm………
I think the mocha “sprinkles” might give me pause, given the ‘tockular location …
snerk!
Tocks!
Is it ‘Tocktober already????
Is this the moderation lounge? Is it too early for a glass of wine? How old are those french fries?
If it’s before noon it’s mimosa’s, after noon it’s wine ,after work it’s a free for all !
At least that’s my vote
You got moderated for Tocks?!?! Heck, that’s a normal word in our vocabulary…
FUZZY BUTT NOM NOM.
I can never find the pizza delivery guy in my bag.
Is he cute?
If I ever find him, I’ll let you know!
Found him!
um, Theresa …..
That’s the OLD SPICE guy, not the pizza delivery guy ….;)
Looks okay to me.
I’d take pizza from him…
I prefer the UPS guy, but I can’t ever find him, either.
So funny! Me too, AuntieBellum! There’s an ongoing argument at my office over who is cuter, UPS or FedEx drivers. And Pepsi or Coca-Cola drivers.
Well, our FedEx guy is a little old man, and we don’t have snack machines.
I think it’s the brown uniform, though. A guy you probably wouldn’t even notice in his civvies, but that brown uni just does something…
Especially in the summer when they wear shorts. All that climbing in and out of the truck keeps their legs in shape. Go Brown!
When I worked at inns on Cape Cod years ago, we had a milkman who was a zillion times hotter than this guy.
Here he is —
[sorry about the long code; it took ten minutes of searching to locate *ONE* image of this character so it's the best I could manage]
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So I Googled for the Fed Ex guy from Legally Blonde, and one of the pics was a girl with no clothes on. I hate Google Images…
Although it occurs to me that he was actually a UPS guy. Maybe that’s why I didn’t find him.
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lo7q890NYD1qzjp9t.jpg
So how about the guy in the UPS commercials that draws on the whiteboards? I like him too…
He was a UPS guy. In shorts.
Good grief, Fird! For a minute there, I thought you had linked the entire morning edition of my newspaper!
Sigh! No puppy back end in my purse, either.
so sowwy to alarm you.
As I mentioned, I found it insufferable that the Internet seemed unwilling to provide me a pic with any shorter link ….truly it took more than 6-8 minutes of concentrated efforts, just to locate that single pic by itself
But I always thought that that skit was HI-larious! That guy ingested either tons o’ caffeine or perhaps he was an addict for amphetamines …
Hm, my UPS guy is kind of funny-looking.
I was in line behind 6 firemen at the Italian market last week. HUBBA FREAKIN’ HUBBA!!!! I couldn’t stop leering. After they left, the cashier and I had to wipe the drool off our chins. She told me they shop there pretty regularly. For some reason, I’m craving Italian specialty foods waaaaay more than I ever used to.
I can see why you would. I’m thinking some Italian would go down pretty well right about now, myself.
I’m secretly plotting a rescue situation in the Italian market parking lot involving myself and a minimum of 6 first-responders.
and you never know when you will need a spork….
What’s a spork?
This should help: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spork
There was a recent episode of “Wait Wait” in which the limerick answer was obviously ‘fork’ but all the contestant could come up with was ‘spork’. It was ridiculously funny. Peter asked him, “Were you brought up in a prison?” Poor guy. I think he eventually got it.
Wait Wait makes my Saturday! Almost as much fun as visiting here : ) The limerick challenge, who’s Carl this time… always tempted to call in to try and win Carl’s voice on my voicemail.
Gettting Carl’s voice on my machine is at the TOP of my life’s ambitions list. How cool would that be? (I actually have a pretty serious crush on Carl. Ever seen a picture of him? He’s smokin’ hot, if you like old guys.)
He’s married, Skippymom. And when we got married, he was away for three weeks.
But of course, this is exactly why I invented The Invisible Stable of Extra-Dimensional Husbands™.
Love Wait Wait!!!
As for that fuzzy tush…My dachshund Lucy (should have named her Yenta) has done that to my purse. I have to keep my purse up, as if there is anything chocolate she will find it…and of course, we know chocolate and dogs don’t mix.
Yes, Theresa, I know Carl is married (sigh). And yes, he is in my ISEDH.
When “we” got married? Typo, or you trying to be funny? Huh?
Wot? No Ring-Dings?
Cant’ believe a thing you read these days.
Oh there’s my fan belt!
and this might explain why it’s taken longer than 30 minutes for my pizza… (arms crossed foot *tap*tap*tap*)
and, um, p.s…. fuzzybutt!
Houndbag
…by Poochi.
…and Kate Spayed.
HA!
Hahahahaha! Oakley, you rock. When is your book of collected works coming out?
Mad props to the hovertext…I’ve always loved The Barkfest Club.
It’s just like my bag, except for the honey badger, valium and Molotov cocktail.
This moderation lounge is really dark, and the walls are festooned with what looks like shreds of Kleenex.
Mojito, please.
Here ya go, Theresa
– flashlight:
http://www.clipproject.info/Cliparts_Free/Gegenstaende_Free/Clipart-Cartoon-Design-57.gif
– aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand yer drink — WITH decorative umbrella!!!
http://www.coloring-pages-kids.com/coloring-pages/nature-food-coloring-pages/drinks-coloring-pages/drinks-coloring-pages-images/drink-coloring-page-03.gif
ooooh, ‘festooned!’ one of my favorite words evar!!!!!!!
Did ‘Tocktober come early this year?!?!??
Yes, it came early. And that’s one of the cutest little backsides I’ve every seen.
Is the same Mary K. that has Cupcake the floofy onesie kitteh??!!?
If it is, she has the cutest fuzzy kids with the most awesomest names!!!!
(yeah, yeah, I know most awesomest is redundant and just plain wrong but, c’mon, Cupcake and Poptart?!?)
“Most awesomest” is perfectly acceptable where I come from. Also fun, funner, funnest, most funnest.
Oh man, scrunchie? What a trip down memory lane..
Fresh off the runways of Paris, it’s the Derrière Carrier.
“Because everyone needs to hold up her end.”
260Oakley – I needed a Paris update – thank you. I’m still laughing – you are funny!
Pupp does cordinate well with the bag.
The Aaha French fries is very funny! Does look like a feed bag.
I have actually had a fan belt in my purse for several months now!
Signed,
Concerned
You’re not alone Susan, I used to carry a crescent wrench in my purse (make that bag) when the city bus was my normal mode of transport. A girl has to protect herself some how ! The best part is you don’t need to actually find the wrench to use it just swinging the bag is good enough!
at one time, during grad school, i had a rubber snake in my purse for several months. oh, the good old days…
MAXimum TOCKAGE
Tarot card…spork. ROTFL!
To borrow/mildly mangle a phrase from Charlotte’s Web…”That’s some bag!”
spectockular
Shaggy pants! I love it! Where can I get those?
pyrit, I can’t tell you how close that description is to the truth of what’s in my bag! HAHAHA
Sounds like my bag!!!!!
Excellent hovertext!
Awesome ‘The Breakfast Club Reference”! WIN!
So glad I wasn’t the only one punching the air in celebratory Breakfast Club quote recognition! “I could go to Israel, Africa, Afghanistan.”