The Itchy and Scratchy Show

Wow, does my neck itch!… Ahh, that’s better… Wait, now it’s over here!… Whew, well that’s a relie–Hey, now it’s there again! I must have fast-moving fleas!

Give it up for Hope and her duckling Ebeneezer!



  1. aaaaah it is too much for me when he lifts his wee little winglet up and for a scratch!!! *esplode*

  2. omg! those giant feetsies!

  3. Aw, such a cutie! I especially loved the little experimental nibbles on the computer.


  4. Jimbeaux says:

    Yeah, I figure he did that and said, “Wait, this doesn’t make anything less itchy!”

  5. The little peepie cheepies…

  6. Martha in Washington says:

    That is going to be one GINORMOUS duck when he grows into those feet!
    And the little stubbular winglets just kill me!

  7. kibblenibble says:

    Me three on the darlingk winglets. And the tock fuzzage is fabulous!

  8. This just makes you want to fill up a bathtub and see him swim in it, like a real life rubber ducky!

  9. Hmmm. Tastes like chicken.

  10. Groomingks?

  11. When we were little, my brother and I used to call this phenomenon “the Itchy Spready.”

  12. sweet little winglets.

  13. It’s not fleas, silly. It is those new feathers coming in under that yellow down. They itch like crazy.

  14. 260Oakley says:

    Poor duckling has an embarrassing case of flock itch.
    (mental age of this pun: 8)

  15. 260Oakley says:

    Whoops! Stealth smiley! Let’s try this again:
    Mental age of this pun: eight

  16. kimmaroo says:

    It’s like his feet grew to full size at the expense of wing growth. Weird wild (albeit cute) stuff!

  17. Shouldn’t there be a new rule of cuteness for wing stubules? So adorable.

  18. joools in PDX says:

    or wing to feet ratio!

  19. “Ebeneezer” is a great name for a duck.

  20. Awwww, I’d help the little duck with those itches! *scratchy, scratchy, scratchy* 😀

  21. Copperbat says:

    gahhhhh that tiny morsel of a winglet! *faint*

  22. Fird Birfle says:

    I entirely concur !!!!

  23. I am thinking “Scrooge McDuck”. Another Ebeneezer.

  24. I was not aware that wee ducklets were so quackative. I must have one!

  25. Preenage, not itchage!

  26. TrixandSam says:

    heh heh… she said flock…..

  27. bah ha wah ha ha! FLOCK ITCH!

  28. Stubulent wingules and enormous feets!

    The squeeing over here was practically supersonic.

  29. just what I was thinking, Sara! 🙂

  30. KittyMarthaPoo says:

    Scrooge McDuck – YES! ! !

  31. yes! the wee wing action!

  32. Wingbuds! omg

  33. Wingbudz….we haz ’em. (But they itchezzzzz!)

  34. dang, and those precious little chirp chirps…good god.

  35. Love love love the tiny wings!