Allo kitty-kitty. Yeau are veray, how do you say, curious? Never keesed a chinchilla before? (tail sweeshinks) Come closair and try an exotic fruit-ah!
Waitaminit lady. That French accent isn’t even real. You’re a chinchilla, and chinchillas are like, from Peru, and stuff.
Allo poopay. What ees youaire plezaire?
I like fruit! Got any oranges?
Oh behave, Sarah K., Kirby (chinchilla) and Lucy (puppy) and Taco (kitten)!