I give you just one fleeting chance to gaze upon my fabulosity. Go.
That’s almost more than we can handle, Quincy and Alana R.
You Can’t Handle This
August 1, 2011 By
I give you just one fleeting chance to gaze upon my fabulosity. Go.
That’s almost more than we can handle, Quincy and Alana R.
Awww! That doggie has a heart-shaped face!
I was about to say that same exact thing!
Odoglisque
Or, Dogalisque.
Finally, someone bests 260Oakley!
Nah, NOBODY bests 260Oak! It’s just that ONE of them is dyslexic…
Oh, yeah, and doggie needs a bikini (or three), stat!
Like thees:
http://centerforbadtaste.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/1bikini_cats.jpg
Ack-tually, Oakley is correct. The reference is to a number of paintings that are named Odalisque, all of whose main subject is a nude recumbent female of the Turkish harem.
Odoglisque of the Dachsundian Harem join a long line of notable concubines in baring it all for art.
I bow before Oakley, always.
*Bows, casts eyes downward so as not to be blinded by the radiance and intellect of the Oakley*
Here have some Raybans.
More bacon than the pan can handle.
hah!
Ten pounds of awesome in a five pound bag!
HAW! (that’s my new favorite quote!)
eh.
The true inspiration for Goya’s “La Maja Desnuda”…
Or one shameless beatch…
You Doxie…!
ha, ha!
*zerbert*
dramatic dachshund on the fainting couch.
Heeee! SO true.
Draw me like one of your French poodles . . .
Dub1 FTW!!!!
HAW
Doxie is PlayPooch’new August centerfold.
She’s a 2 years old obedience school graduate.
Turn-on are: long walks on the beach and belly rubs.
Turns-off: flees and pedicures.
Is her name Marilyn Muttroe?
A doggie pinup girl! All this pup needs is a bikiNi to cover up her many neeples.
Daaahling , Peel me a grape !
Alas, my first comment is awaiting moderation! Could it be the reference to the title of a famous Spanish painter’s classic picture of a reclining lady? Or is it the (intentionally) misspelled beach? In any event, it’s Monday and too early for stronger stuff, so if someone could slide me a latte to tide me over during my stay in the Moderation Lounge, I’d be much obliged…
Whoosh! Here you go!
Thanks, Kibblenibble!
‘Twould appear that my post, like the pooch in the pic, too hot to handle, and has disappeared into the interwebs… I shall nonetheless try again, perhaps typing around the (presumably) offending words…
Please ignore. This is not the post you are looking for…
Thanks, Kibblenibble!
‘Twould appear that my post, like the pooch in the pic, is too hot to handle, and has disappeared into the interwebs… I shall nonetheless try again, perhaps typing around the (presumably) offending words…
It’s high time for smell-o-vision here! MUST SMELL FRITO-DACHS!
yes, the strange phenomenon of dachshund frito corn chip toes. we thought we had gone mad when we first got our dachshund and kept smelling corn chips, specifically frito corn chips whenever he aired his toes on the bed.
Great fri-toe story, lesley! I’ve had both Dachsies and Vizslas and, to be fair, BOTH breeds are corn-chip scented. I really miss that smell. *snifff*
We always thought our doxies smelled more like Ritz Crackers, but nonetheless, I miss the smell too! Doxies are awesome!!!
Doncha wish your girlfirend was Haute liek me.
Doncha
Doncha!
LOL Kitty!
The true inspiration for Goya’s “La Maja Desnuda”…
Now that is one shameless female-dog-name-that-begins-with-a-b!
Why does this feel so NSFW? It’s like those old Wegman prints of Bettiina.
I can’t handle this.
Anyone else seeing Adrian Brody here? I totally am.
No offense to Adrian. Superb actor. Loved “The Pianist.”
Gawd he’p me, you’re spot-on, Marie! This pup bears an amazing resemblance to the esteemed Mr. Brody (if he had been… ah, well… *neutered*. Ahem.)
And I have to say, as one who has lived with more than one, this pose, the whole attitude, perfectly expresses utter, quintessential Dachshundality. (Well, that and the Fri-toes… )
Oh you’re right! Little Brody is missing something, ahem. Lolz!
My apologies, Mr. Brody. *bows downs* A thousand pardons, do forgive.
Move aside Overloaders, I’m goin’ in for some belly smooches and rubs!
Also: “I don’t think you’re ready for this belly/I don’t think you’re ready for this belly/cuz my belly’s too bellylicious for ya.”
Oh my…I think my Ricky (also a dachshund) saw that little thing in PEThouse last month…the little hussie. :>)
Like I always say, dachshunds should be a rule of cuteness!
“Olympa” for the Dogs Playing Poker Set!
Sorry, I meant “Olympia”; missed the “i”.