Someday, Kid, All This Will Be Yours

This grass aye been in the proud possession o’ the MacGrooff family for nigh o’er 30 generations, laddeh. Me sainted father nibbled it, and his father, as far back as any man kinna knoo. Ach, ’tis a wee patch o’ Heaven ye’ll be tendin’ when last I leave yeh. Ye moost have soberin’ thoughts abou’ the weight of it now, aye?

TribalGirl tells us about these Nigerian dwarf goats: “They live on a suburban farm (yes, a suburban farm) which doubles as a bed and breakfast and also a summer camp.”

[apparently our sender-inner is also known in the comments section as Dances With Goats.]



  1. Monty Python AND Cute Overload? You spoil us!

  2. skippymom says:

    Kids these days!

  3. What kind of accent is that? :mrgreen:

  4. Not That Mike The Other Mike says:


  5. skippymom says:

    I think it’s Pidgin Scottish.

  6. Theresa says:

    😆 😆 😆 😆

  7. Thats adorable and sad at the same time!

  8. How funny! Hoover text of the babies plans.

  9. Anonymous Coward says:

    Ann eef eez no’ scottish, is’ crap!

  10. Mary (the first) says:

    omg a B-n-B with goats!

  11. tracylee says:

    oh come on – you tell us about this dream land farm BnB with goats, and you don’t tell us WHERE this Xanadu is?! harrumph!

  12. Noelegy says:

    But what I really want is to sing!

  13. Noelegy says:

    Hoot mon!

  14. Theresa says:

  15. 260Oakley says:

    In that case, this must be a picture of a Hoot ‘n’ Nanny.

  16. kimmaroo says:

    “Someday, Lad, this will all be yours!”

    “Wha’? Th’ curr ‘ins?”

    “No! No’ th’ curr ‘ins, Lad! All tha’ ye kin see!”

  17. kimmaroo says:

    (best Emily Littella voice) Nevermind!!!

    Theresa beat me to it.

  18. TrixandSam says:

    Even in silhouette you can see the knobularity and sense the sproingen-hoofen of bebbeh goatlet’s legs.

  19. Is the bigger goat pregnant? That’s certainly a very bulgy middle.

  20. kodalai says:

    Don’t you mean “and TRIPLES as a summer camp?”

  21. kodalai says:


  22. Theresa says:

    NTMTOM, the results of this year’s Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest are out!

  23. Theresa says:

    Great tracts o’ land!

  24. Not That Mike The Other Mike says:

    Curses! Passed over again! (Shakes fist)

  25. I agree with tracylee – where is this heaven on earth?!

  26. That’s so cute!!!

  27. sproingen-hoofen is a most excellent phrase that i shall now be stealing kthnx!

  28. {“shhhhh – keep quiet and stay in here until the guests have gone!”}

  29. TribalGirl says:

    It’s called Stone House Farm… I don’t want to say anymore because I’m paranoid about Internet security, but if you Google it, the official website will be the first result.

  30. TribalGirl says:

    No, goats are sort of… naturally bulgy, I guess.

  31. TribalGirl says:

    Also, the she’s the mom of the baby goat. Said baby goat was only a week old when the picture was taken, so the mom might still have been recovering.

  32. TribalGirl says:

    As I told ARF – Google “stone house farm”, and the official website will be the first up. Sorry I didn’t say before… I’m paranoid about Internet security. (Gosh, I say that a lot.)

  33. TribalGirl says:

    I can’t believe it! The Powers That Be, the great Gods of Cute, have actually stooped to look down upon my small offering!

    *victory dance*

    YAYYYYYYYYY!!!! I am SO telling my friends on about this.

  34. marthava says:

    Thanks, Theresa!

  35. TrixandSam says:

    I had no idea there was such a competition! Sharpen that pencil for 2012, NTMTOM….

  36. Fird Birfle says:

    but, do ye mean an African or a European pidgin [aka “swallow”]?? 😉

  37. Jimbeaux says:

    I agree! The hovertext is awesome! Go li’l goat-y guy! I’ll come visit your new place!

  38. Firdie!!! Where ya been??I

  39. skippymom says:

    Yes, WHERE?!!

  40. it’s actually Mac Nac Feegle they are speaking….

  41. Oops – I mean Nac Mac Feegle ! We big jobs get it wrong sometimes…

  42. Noelegy says:

    You are the wind beneath my wings.

  43. Fird Birfle says:

    (sad face)
    I hadda owwie. More time a l’hopital.

    Thanks for asking! They say they wanna do two more “situations” in the next month or so, and then (hopefully) they’ll be done with me, and I, with them ….

    Le Paix a tous!

  44. Fird Birfle says:

    goats. GOATS. gOaTs. GoAts. gOATs. GOats. goAtS. [etc]

  45. I *love* the hover text

  46. TribalGirl says:

    They’re probably there because they want to see what Special Goat Liniment tastes like. 🙂