Tough guys don’t go to barber shops. They go for the hedge clippers at the hardware store.
He is dog, hear him roar, Monica Mc.!
With a Bod Like This, Who Needs Hair?
July 18, 2011 By
Tough guys don’t go to barber shops. They go for the hedge clippers at the hardware store.
He is dog, hear him roar, Monica Mc.!
it’s so funny and yet so wrong!!! does lady gaga know about this…
Wait, that’s not Lady Gaga??
No, this is!
OMG I laughed ’til I cried on this one! Aren’t mascots so much better than back in the old days? I LOVE his/her/its hefty belly moving in sync with the song.
*wolf whistle!*
I’m having a cowardly lion moment here.
OK, it’s over now.
BWAHAHA! LIKE!!
They need to bring that votey-thing back. FTW!
Put ‘em up, put ‘em up! Which one of you first? I’ll fight you both together if you want. I’ll fight you with one paw tied behind my back. I’ll fight you standing on one foot. I’ll fight you with my eyes closed… ohh, pullin’ an axe on me, eh? Sneaking up on me, eh? Why, I’ll… Ruff!
Maybe dis goggie wanna be king of the FURestttttt, ai finks so, amirite?
haha. exaclty where i was gunno go with that.
reminds me of dan rather signing off each night, too. he knew. he knew.
Haha!
That was wonderful. Have you memorized the entire script?
Awesomesauce!
Poor poor puppy Well, at least he is well ventilated!
Dandy doggy lion
I was just gonna ask: Dog? Or lion?
A dog walks down the street with a hair cut like that, people know he’s not afraid of anything.
I bet a kitteh was operating the clippers.
Kitteh was the clippers…wiff his pointy ends
Ha ha – This went around with a story about how an Auto Shop was getting broken into frequently. So he got this dog, cut his hair like a lion and posted signs saying the property was protected by a “Mexican Lion”.
That story makes it even better! I wonder how many people believed it…
Cute pooch, and the paws definitely have a lionish appearance.
Ah yes, the old junkyard lion ploy. Veddy shmaht!
That’s a DOGgone whacked haircut…and I ain’t LION!
I like this pic better…
http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_jun2009/MexicanLionA.jpg
He looks FURocious!
I did not get a poodle doodle beauty treatment to be in touch with my feminine side.
I’m getting a tattoo and going in for surgery!!!!! Maybe even a piercing for my tail.. GRRRRRRR ROAR!
Nothing to see here, move along silly hommons.
That’s what happens when you fall asleep around a kitteh.
This is so wrong and yet so right at the same time. That tail just cracks me up every time I look at it!
Is this the doggie version of a mullet? It’s a good thing for his hoomans that doggies are so forgiving.
“Is this the doggie version of a mullet?”
Ha ha, priceless!
I hope that dog has a lot of pride!
The dog’s body does resemble a ferocious lion, but the face is still all puppy.
Hilarious. Humiliating, but hilarious.
*quietly giggles, but stays far away from the pooch, so as
not to twist the Blade of Shame, any further into the wound*
Zee haircut…. it suits him well!
My husband gave one of our dogs a nice backhawk the last night he trimmed her hair
Looked hilarious.
Hovertext!
PS: It occurs to me that if this goggie stayed put long enough for the extensive (and initmate!) clipping process required for this, erm, look, it’s probably not a terribly ferocious goggie.
that’s about 30-40 lbs. of pure AWESOMENESS right there folks !
I just love this picture! I bet he feels special.
*special*
Nice!
The captions and hovertext MAKES this post. Awesome! <3
Hahahaha I actually thought this was an actual lion for a second. Upon further examination I discovered it’s not, don’t worry you guys. Haha, props to the person who did this, it looks legit (:
Voici la chanson qu’ illustre la vie de ce chien.
And here are some really groovy facts about the song’s raison d’etre.
http://www.songfacts.com/detail.php?id=1679
Long time lurker, first time commenter over here and need to tell you that I just adore this site, have recommended it to all my friends since few years back and feel close to all regular commenters (wow, that sounds weird!). I live in Ciudad del Carmen (Mexico) and these pics were surfing the web and our emails a couple of years ago strutting El Leon Carmelo, which would perhaps be something like The Carmelian Lion hahaha Carmelo or Carmela are the words to call people from this town. Don’t know if the pics were actually taken here or if FancyNancy’s story is the real one, this is an oil city with lots of foreign companies and that looks just like any average warehouse/yard here!
Don’t mean to be nuffish, but is this photoshopped? Because in all the intimate details, the bod looks really….erm…..lion-ish
Debbie Downer here. I was going to make mention of the fact I hoped liondog didn’t live in this auto repair (or I guess machine) shop. Then I read he does. Man! *kicks ground* That bums me out. Liondog deserves a real home with a grass filled yard and cuddle time with the kids. Not the wafting smells of WD 40. #FAIL #saveliondog
That’s not a homemade haircut there, a professional has done it; it’s too precise and that’s hard to achieve even when a dog is being ‘good’. They are always shifting and moving from position to position. I know. I’m a professional and I see what comes outta homemade haircuts. That’s probably a $80-120 haircut. His owners obviously love him. He is clean, groomed, and well fed.
I gotta respectfully disagree, here. Grass and kids do not insure a happy dog life. Kids can be willy nilly in their care (oops, forgot to walk him, get him fresh water…) and dogs often have grass/weed alergies. I got a couple of dogs that come in who live at auto repair shops, and they are some of the most loved and well cared-for critters. I have also visited them at their shops for various repairs. The guys who work there and the customers LOVE them and give the dogs more than enough attention. Think of all the juicy gossip they get to hear!
Also, if he’s anything like our ‘office cat’, he might HATE being at home. I have brought Tini (*teeny*) home on extended weekends and he hates it. He mopes and after a few days will develop diarrhea. He loves greeting each and every client and their pet and he will have it no other way. Maybe this is the case with this guy?
This is a simple case of a dog yearning to be a king. of the jungle.
The poor humiliated dog…though I guess it’s much cooler…