Maybe it’s the humidity, or maybe my inability to resolve the mind/body schism at the core of Cartesian dualism, but I’ve been so listless lately. Not even my impressive display of Rule 47 splayed haunch action lights my fire anymore.
It’s just a phase, Marti Z.
Must be Monday…..
Ex-actly!
One sweet tuning fork impression.
Ahhhhh, the cool floor feels SO good on my pink, round puppy belly……anybody for a snorgle?
The round tummy, the wrinkly brow, the ennui-loaded expression on the puppy’s sweet fact, the professional-quality splayage, and NTMTOM’s impressive ability to incorporate Cartesian dualism into a puppy kibble post. Ah, I just LOVE this wacky website.
*agree with every single word of this assessment*
Hear, hear.
Srsly.
*Sits patiently in the Mod Lounge, sipping a margarita and pondering the fact that “I Type, therefore I am Moderated…”
*winks @ Nikki for encouragement*
(hopes it helps
)
I Kant imagine what would get you moderateded – did you put Descartes before Deshorse? Oh well, let’s just start up a game of Heidegger-Go-Seek!
Bwahaha!
ooooooooo tracylee is givin’ up tha goods
in Existentialism 101 [aka Angst 101]
*shares either a high-five or a fist-bump
[whichever is currently more in mode] with tracylee*
high-fives, pls, kthks
OMG, giving 260Oakley a run for her money!
(was actually hoping Oak would join in!!)
DEPRESSION
Suddenly, I’m hearing whichever-girl-group-it-was, singing “Heat Wave”.
wuzzit Martha & the Vandellas???
and — suitable for this sad Dogue’s
” inability to resolve the mind/body schism at the core of Cartesian dualism,”
….WOT IS a Vandella??????
Signed,
Not that Jean-Paul Sartre, the Other Jean-Paul Sartre
A Vandella is wot sings w/Martha…. Oh, BTW, FB aka JPS: Hee, and also hee-hee! Rigolo!
Oh, yeah, I forgot to put my new signature on that last comment.
-Guinea Peeg Lover (,_,(‘o)
man, I suffered the same existential crisis this morning… but I didn’t look nearly that cute
Here’s the Important Followup Qweshtyun, then. …
How did the Kibble taste to you?
*snerk*
My least favorite words in the English language? “It’s time to get up,” spoken by my dear hubby as the alarm clock goes off.
I feel Señor Pupperson’s angst deeply in my heart.
Those forehead wrinkles just kill me…splat! My head just exploded from teh cute!
Nobody rocks disgruntlement like a Boxaire!
I’m getting an, “I don’t like that kind, but I will guard it so no one else can eat it either” vibe.
HAHA! like!!
Shadow used to do that too. Same with toys and empty plastic water bottles.
yup.
ya gotta guard them empty plastic water bottles WIF YER LIFE. There aren’t enough of ‘em, y’know???
You’re far too young to have an existential crisis…get over yourself, puppy.
*delighted snerk*
It looks to me as if he’s staring down the kibble: “You may have escaped from the kibble bowl, but try to jump into the water bowl and you’ll be sorry. Very sorry.”
I almost wanna request a “Cute or Sad?” Tag, but in keeping with the meme, I feel undecided ….
*snerk*
He got tuckered out on his way to breakfast. Poor little guy. He just has to reach a liiiiiittle mooooore, and he’ll have his noms.
Man, this comment was full of words that I had to fight autocorrect over. Sheesh.
Ehn! Can’t… reach!
That floor DOES look like a Cartesian plane.
Even plunking a couple in his water bowl didn’t help.
That’s when you’re really desperate… noms aren’t good even when soaked, or when rolled on the floor a bit. Poor little thing
Sometimes when you stare at the kibble, the kibble stares back at you ?
Doggy frog legs just happen to be the cutest thing ever, spectacular opportunity for ‘tocular kisses !!!!!!!!!! There’s nothing like a good sneak attack kiss on a poor unsuspecting pair of canine ‘tocks ! Perhaps even a little painless nip/kiss combo !!!!!!!!!
Oh those gigantic PAWZE!
not another bowl of kibble, I just got done with 3 bowls oh my acking stomach
{le sigh}
also, puppy looks like the illustration for one of those chicken-under-a-brick recipes!
I’m hypnotized by the world class splayage. :0
“You know kids were very different then. They didn’t have their heads filled with all this Cartesian dualism.”
Awww so sweet n’ pathetic!
2 comments:
1) turkey legs! (that’s what I call that type of splayage)
2) He’s just entering the emo stage now – Prepare for the piercings, black hair dye, and hanging out pondering the unfairness of it all with emo pony, cat, and bun.
I think this boxer puppy simply disapproves of being fed out of what appear to be RABBIT bowls. Seriously, my boxers feel that if their bowls aren’t at least twice the size of their heads, it’s just not worth it.
*sing in Rod Stewart voice* Inmoderation!
he must live in chicago–it’s about elebenty billion degrees here and i’d like to be doing the same thing (except in my case, the wrinkles would be on the ‘tocks, which isn’t quite as Qte)