I Weel Get You

July 18, 2011 by

[Stalk stalk stalk]

EYELOCK! YOU ARE HELPLESS!

Stalking
Stalking perfected by kitten Daisy, captured by BigTallGuy.

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Comments

  1. Sasha's Mum says:
    July 18, 2011 at 4:08 pm

    OMG, that looks so much like Sasha did when she was wee!

  2. kibblenibble says:
    July 18, 2011 at 4:17 pm

    SOOO GORGEOUS! I am helpless.

  3. Emmberrann says:
    July 18, 2011 at 4:19 pm

    Requesting an “Impending Doom” tag, pleeeze? The doom that is being impended is my upcoming *heddesk* from the cuteness of this Master Stalker/Hunter-In-Training… Such a beautiful face, so much intention, in such a teeny package…

  4. victoreia says:
    July 18, 2011 at 4:20 pm

    *throws up hands* That’s it! I can’t do any more work now!

    [ded]

  5. Winston says:
    July 18, 2011 at 4:25 pm

    yes please

  6. fish eye no miko says:
    July 18, 2011 at 4:29 pm

    Oh my God, the coloring on that kitty is amazing! So cute and beautiful and awesome!

    PS: I second the “impending doom” tag request.

  7. hyura says:
    July 18, 2011 at 4:38 pm

    kittens can be so fierce.

  8. Theresa says:
    July 18, 2011 at 4:50 pm

    HALP! I is riveted!

  9. (The Original) Mel says:
    July 18, 2011 at 4:54 pm

    Daisy, Daisy. Give me your answer true.
    I’m half crazy from being stalked by you…

  10. Mary (the first) says:
    July 18, 2011 at 5:01 pm

    Daisy is, indeed, gorgeous! But I’m curious about that window setup . .looks like two windows about 6 inches apart? Is that weird??

  11. (The Original) Mel says:
    July 18, 2011 at 5:05 pm

    I’d like to give you a snuggle,
    But you look like you’re nothin’ but Trubble.

  12. jenben says:
    July 18, 2011 at 5:07 pm

    She’s a fierce model on the CATwalk!

  13. silentk says:
    July 18, 2011 at 5:13 pm

    It is unusual in houses (at least here in the ‘states) but 6″ of air is good insulation! Kind of like those double-paned windows, but at a larger scale.
    This kitten makes a lovely window model!

  14. Peanutcat says:
    July 18, 2011 at 5:26 pm

    My soul has been sucked away . . . . .

  15. tatia says:
    July 18, 2011 at 5:44 pm

    Awesome kitten!

  16. 260Oakley says:
    July 18, 2011 at 5:46 pm

    Looks very soft and sleek. This must be a silk stalking.

  17. victoreia says:
    July 18, 2011 at 5:47 pm

    *giggle*

  18. Christy says:
    July 18, 2011 at 5:48 pm

    SO beautiful that I’m frozen…in awe!

  19. MudBug says:
    July 18, 2011 at 6:14 pm

    The smokey eye is sooo last season ladies . The latest trend thus fall is
    white eye liner on the lid and bottom lash line.
    Just remember girls……. ” A woman is naked unless she wears an attitude.”

  20. Katie says:
    July 18, 2011 at 6:24 pm

    S/he looks like a brown tabby with a kiss of orange marmie on her face! Looks just like a leetle tiger :)

  21. TessaMO says:
    July 18, 2011 at 7:13 pm

    “Slowly I turned, step by step, inch by inch….”

  22. Nick says:
    July 18, 2011 at 7:20 pm

    The stealthy killer crept forward, its victim paralyzed by Teh QTE!!

  23. Fird Birfle says:
    July 18, 2011 at 7:25 pm

    second the request

  24. Fird Birfle says:
    July 18, 2011 at 7:30 pm

    victoreia — wait!!! — don’t die yet!!! Please help the Cute Forensics Team resolve the evidence, before you die. It’ll be *MUCH* more convenient, for our caseload that way.

    Is *THIS* your photo?
    http://us.cdn1.123rf.com/168nwm/creatista/creatista1106/creatista110600207/9738439-frustrated-woman-office-worker-screaming-with-hands-in-air.jpg

    or is it THIS one???

    http://www.theworkathomewoman.com/wp-content/uploads/Frustrated-Woman-300×207.jpg

    Signed,
    Forensics R Fun (FRF)

  25. Fird Birfle says:
    July 18, 2011 at 7:32 pm

    oops I”m late to the party and said this without first reviewing comments below (but which posted earlier than mine here).
    It looks as though I’m actually Thirding, or perhaps
    Elebenty-ing the request. :)

  26. Fird Birfle says:
    July 18, 2011 at 7:33 pm

    MrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrROW!!!!!

  27. Fird Birfle says:
    July 18, 2011 at 7:34 pm

    wait, wut, v??

    I thot yew were *ded*???? Are you, in fact, “not ded yet”???
    Or did one comment timing get tangled?

    yay 2600 !!!

  28. Fird Birfle says:
    July 18, 2011 at 7:35 pm

    *feels naked*

  29. Fird Birfle says:
    July 18, 2011 at 7:37 pm

    MEG RULES THA UNIVErsE stILL!!!

    1: Name “Daisy” for an outrageously adorable fierce kittayn???
    GOLD. PLATINUM-coated GOLD.

    2: Only time that I’ve EVAH seen the word “stalk” and also melted into gooey pink cotton candy gullible goldilocks mode.

    MEG and Daisy FTW

  30. Fird Birfle says:
    July 18, 2011 at 8:15 pm

    woot woot, Sasha!!!! :)

  31. Janelle says:
    July 18, 2011 at 8:27 pm

    I..I..I’ve been hypnotised.

    (bows down to kitty master)

  32. Theo says:
    July 18, 2011 at 8:27 pm

    Oooh, dusky marmie! 8O

  33. amy2 says:
    July 18, 2011 at 9:19 pm

    EEEP! youse has skeered mees. I eees ded of fright! [thud]

  34. victoreia says:
    July 18, 2011 at 9:21 pm

    Definitely the first one…..

    (And forensics are only fun until you have to autopsy the pig.)

  35. victoreia says:
    July 18, 2011 at 9:22 pm

    It comes and it goes……

  36. mr.Kedi says:
    July 18, 2011 at 9:56 pm

    this is the cat version of adriana lima

  37. Fird Birfle says:
    July 18, 2011 at 10:36 pm

    *giggle*

  38. Fird Birfle says:
    July 18, 2011 at 10:38 pm

    *Efficiently scribbles informative notes onto
    notepad, on clipboard; pushes spectacles back up on nose*

  39. ^oo^ says:
    July 18, 2011 at 11:08 pm

    I blinked.
    I lose.

  40. Fird Birfle says:
    July 18, 2011 at 11:15 pm

    *sends in the Immobility Rescue Team, in/ on a helicopter*

  41. Michael says:
    July 18, 2011 at 11:18 pm

    I was going to comment on the same thing; it’s a 6 inch wide hall with windows on both sides. I guess it’s the space between the real windows at the outside of the wall (to the right?) and storm windows installed at the inside face of the wall (to the left?) and one storm window must be open, to admit both kitty and photographer. Cute and architecturally intriguing, at the same time.

  42. Fird Birfle says:
    July 18, 2011 at 11:24 pm

    LIKE, OMG [yes I do need to scream about this] YOU MUST all go RIGHT NOW to the (blue) BigTallGuy Link also (under the pic). ANOTHER jaw-droppingly GAW-JHUSS pic of lil’ Daisy perusing her world.

    Evidently BigTallGuy or somebody in that household, is really quite good with a camera / cellphonecamera / smartphonecamera or [GAH] *sigh*

    with a photo-making gadget, of some sort.

  43. dmaufer says:
    July 18, 2011 at 11:32 pm

    She got better!

  44. dmaufer says:
    July 18, 2011 at 11:43 pm

    Right!
    (signed, Not Fred)

  45. Laurie says:
    July 19, 2011 at 3:00 am

    I thought the same thing! Was trying to figure out exactly where this preshus baby was….

  46. dottiebj says:
    July 19, 2011 at 4:04 am

    OMG! I love these posts!!!

  47. dottiebj says:
    July 19, 2011 at 4:05 am

    Oh…and of course the kitties!!!

  48. Rachael says:
    July 19, 2011 at 4:45 am

    Nobody’s mentioned the leetle smudge at the tip of his nosicle. Want to boop! NEED to boop!

  49. SB says:
    July 19, 2011 at 5:38 am

    I’m killed dead.

  50. Zippy says:
    July 19, 2011 at 5:42 am

    Why, yes indeed – I am helpless – and hosed! But I can’t resist –

    BOOP! the cute little nosicle!

    (Darling little kitteh, BTW)

  51. Zippy says:
    July 19, 2011 at 5:46 am

    And I must agree with Fird – get thee post haste to the BigTallGuy link and clicky to see all the lovely Daisy pix. They are totally, absolutely adorbs!

    Now I am useless for the rest of the day . . .

  52. Scooterb62 says:
    July 19, 2011 at 6:54 am

    New, energy-efficient, kitten-insulated houses! Sign me up!

  53. Sharpy says:
    July 19, 2011 at 8:04 am

    or is it a new, high tech prison and kitteh is doing a purrp walk?

  54. Noelegy says:
    July 19, 2011 at 8:43 am

    It’s the eye of the tiger, it’s the cream of the fight
    Risin’ up to the challenge of our rival
    And the last known survivor stalks her prey in the night [day]
    And she’s watchin’ us all with the eye of the tiger

  55. Kar says:
    July 19, 2011 at 9:13 am

    I seriously want to kiss/beep that smudge.

  56. luvstehQte says:
    July 19, 2011 at 11:07 am

    it turns out, your friend is only MOSTLY ded!

  57. Sarah Meister says:
    July 19, 2011 at 11:42 am

    Those eyes! Is it possible for a cat to have a heart shaped face?!

  58. bob drummond says:
    July 19, 2011 at 1:17 pm

    Here comes the STALKER!!!

  59. Rebecca says:
    July 19, 2011 at 1:32 pm

    There’s a big difference between mostly ded and all ded. Mostly dead is slightly alive. With all ded, well, with all ded there’s usually only one thing you can do…

  60. JerilynS says:
    July 19, 2011 at 2:46 pm

    This one just did me in. I iz ded from the qte. Thunk (sound of head hitting the keyboard).

  61. victoreia says:
    July 19, 2011 at 3:45 pm

    …..And no, I do not have any loose change in my pockets!

  62. victoreia says:
    July 19, 2011 at 3:49 pm

    You do realize, Fird, that you have just brought all productivity in the U.S. (possibly the world) to a grinding halt with that directive?

  63. Georgiabelle says:
    July 19, 2011 at 4:35 pm

    I actually think Adriana Lima is the model version of a cat ;)

  64. whiskers09092006 says:
    July 20, 2011 at 2:14 am

    Don’t you mean frozen in Awww?

  65. Catcoastal says:
    July 20, 2011 at 6:04 pm

    Another adorable Tiny Tortie! GIVE HER TO ME!