Talk About an Orange Crush

July 16, 2011 by

Could somebody get Slurpy McSlurpersons here a straw? Maybe an orange peeler? Actually, one of those electric juicers would be useful…

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Comments

  1. Winston says:
    July 16, 2011 at 5:45 am

    It is good for you… Vitamin C is good for you! :-) but hey slow down a tad. Let mommy help ya.

  2. Guinea Peeg Lover says:
    July 16, 2011 at 5:56 am

    Did anyone else notice the dog got up at the end of the video as if a hoomin was coming with an orange peeler to help him?

  3. pinky says:
    July 16, 2011 at 6:07 am

    Dislike the voices and so does the dog

  4. SoCratesX53 says:
    July 16, 2011 at 6:14 am

    My orange….shifty eyes…what are you laughing at…more shifty eyes…

    The wet chinny whiskers finished me!

    ***hed splode***

  5. Lerrinus says:
    July 16, 2011 at 6:31 am

    Love it when he tried to hold the orange still with his paws! Kyoooot! :-D

  6. Fird Birfle says:
    July 16, 2011 at 6:43 am

    “I can haz OJ now???” :)

    Reminds me
    of these [the little gadget in the orunj, not the male biped]

    http://s3.thisnext.com/media/largest_dimension/6F8B549B.jpg

  7. 260Oakley says:
    July 16, 2011 at 6:45 am

    Mr. Orange from “Reservoir Dogs” says: This sucks.

  8. Theresa says:
    July 16, 2011 at 6:54 am

    BOOM!

  9. kimmaroo says:
    July 16, 2011 at 7:00 am

    Orange juice beard and unsuccessfully stifled human snortlaffs…..a winning combination!

  10. Grace says:
    July 16, 2011 at 7:04 am

    I love the expression of, “What? What are you guys looking at? I’m just sitting here, eating my orange like I do everyday. What’s the big deal?”

    Adorable.

  11. Aquamarine says:
    July 16, 2011 at 7:09 am

    i love the way her legs are all splayed out behind her, while she’s chompin’ on her orange….like, “i’m all chill.”

  12. marthava says:
    July 16, 2011 at 7:32 am

    I like how her nose keeps bending up. lol

  13. Queen of Dork says:
    July 16, 2011 at 7:52 am

    Doggy is all, “(schlurrrp, schlurrrp) Vitamin C and all, you know? (schlurrrrrrp!) What are you laughing about? (schlurrp, schlorp, schlurrrp) What? I like Vitamin C you know? (schlurrp) Why are you staring at me? Do you have any kibbles? (schlorp, schlurrp). Could you please pass me a napkin?”

  14. (The Original) Mel says:
    July 16, 2011 at 8:08 am

    Whut? Iz mah ornje. Why u gigglin?

  15. sara-bell says:
    July 16, 2011 at 8:44 am

    Mmmmmm zesty!

  16. emmberrann says:
    July 16, 2011 at 9:11 am

    Never seed a dog eatin’ a orunj before…. I know there are some things dogs ain’t spozed ta eat, is orunj on th’list?

  17. ash says:
    July 16, 2011 at 9:22 am

    Pup: I have found a magic ball.

  18. Fird Birfle says:
    July 16, 2011 at 9:28 am

    HEY it’s aquamarine!!!!
    Long time, no hear!

    Howyabin???? WHEREyabin???

  19. Copperbat says:
    July 16, 2011 at 9:38 am

    According to WebMD, oranges are safe for dogs. Apparently the only fruits that are a problem are avocados and grapes/raisins. All other fruits are fine if the pits are removed first.

  20. mamabear says:
    July 16, 2011 at 9:50 am

    Lawl! I turned down the sound after the 1:10 machine gun firing.

    Is that orange filled with bacon?!

  21. mamabear says:
    July 16, 2011 at 9:51 am

    Nah, you’re thinking grapes/raisins

  22. Lorel J says:
    July 16, 2011 at 10:09 am

    I immediately thought of this gadget from my past. It’s called, of all things, a SQUEETER! And you can still buy them for 50 cents each:
    https://www.securecharges.com/~flnatural/catalog/product_info.php?products_id=167

    SQUEEter!

    First you press and roll the orange really hard on a table so the juice breaks out of its membranes. Then you take the Squeeter and screw it into the orange until you break the skin, pull it out, pull off the little disc of skin from the Squeeter, stick the Squeeter all the way into the orange and suck out the juice.

    Yay. I got to type out Squeeter so many times in this post!

  23. flutterby says:
    July 16, 2011 at 10:17 am

    I’ve heeared uv aig-suck dawgs b4, but ain’t never heeared uf ornj-suck dawgs til nao…

  24. Theresa says:
    July 16, 2011 at 10:17 am

    YES! I had one of those thingies, too. I had a friend who used to give out strange little items so you would guess what they were for. I could never guess what they were for. :blush:

  25. Theresa says:
    July 16, 2011 at 10:21 am

    Doggy eyebrows.

  26. kibblenibble says:
    July 16, 2011 at 10:47 am

    My neighbor has a cat named Squeeter! :-)

  27. Queen of Dork says:
    July 16, 2011 at 10:54 am

    *mad, dashing, running, knock-down type of hug from me to Theresa and Aquamarine* (oof)

    Hi!

  28. MudBug says:
    July 16, 2011 at 11:20 am

    I’ve heard of a milk mustache but an orange beard is a new one on me !
    LOVE IT !!!! (slurp)

  29. Theresa says:
    July 16, 2011 at 12:47 pm

    HI!

  30. Aquamarine says:
    July 16, 2011 at 1:16 pm

    Hey, Fird Birfle (story there?)! Hey, QOD! Hey, Theresa!

    I don’t sit in front of my compyooter at work much no mo, so I had to give up my CO habit. But today is Saturday, so I thought, why not just one hit for old time’s sake??

    FB, I know I owe you like, serious emails…… (shifty eyes, whistling out of the side of my mouth)……sorry…… :(

    Hey, it’s Michael “The Terrier” Stipe, singing, “Got my spine, got my Orange Crush…”

  31. RR says:
    July 16, 2011 at 2:07 pm

    Note to self: Add oranges to grocery list.

  32. RR says:
    July 16, 2011 at 2:08 pm

    I guess this isn’t really a note to myself anymore, is it?

  33. Fird Birfle says:
    July 16, 2011 at 2:55 pm

    *giggle*

  34. luvstehQte says:
    July 16, 2011 at 4:35 pm

    i loved the scrunchy-nose acshun too!

  35. 2ScoopsRice says:
    July 16, 2011 at 5:40 pm

    Aww…ai fink ai will call heem “Julius…Ornj Julius”… ;)

  36. Patris says:
    July 16, 2011 at 6:13 pm

    Pupper is all, “I sincerely hope you don’t want to play fetch, because this ball is DELICIOUS!”

  37. Jae says:
    July 16, 2011 at 7:17 pm

    Pup says “We’ll see who’s laughing when you all get scurvy and I’m nice and healthy with my vitamin C!”

  38. Barbarella a.k.a. The Mad Cat Lady says:
    July 17, 2011 at 2:08 am

    Tee hee, I love the way doggie is looking around just in case somebody comes to hijack HIS orange! Oooh you wouldn´t dare, or lose a hand! ;)

  39. Joycelyn says:
    July 17, 2011 at 3:48 am

    Awwww… So cute! I wanna see the hole the doggie has made on the orange. :D

  40. Theresa says:
    July 17, 2011 at 9:05 am

    Hey, AQ! Don’t be a stranger!

  41. Queen of Dork says:
    July 17, 2011 at 9:16 am

    Hi Theresa!

  42. Formica says:
    July 17, 2011 at 11:27 am

    Nobody can call her a scurvy dog!

  43. Kar says:
    July 17, 2011 at 12:09 pm

    I remember those being bigger, but then again I was four at the time…

  44. tracylee says:
    July 18, 2011 at 6:10 am

    I’ve given my girl an orange to play with before, but she doesn’t have the beard like this little goober :)
    I think I’ll get her another today and let her go to town!

  45. kestrien says:
    July 18, 2011 at 9:45 am

    Oranges (and lemons) are our dog Gus’ favorite toys! He loves to THROW them up in the air and catch them, then roll on them until they splatter. Makes him smell much better than his other favorite pasttime of rolling in cow poop.

  46. tblue says:
    July 18, 2011 at 11:37 am

    I am reminded the Tonkinese cat Sammy I had in the 1970s and 1980s who used to crave tomato juice and spaghetti sauce.

    I guess some animals just want their Vitamin C.

    I love the expression in his eyes as he looks up at his people.

  47. Angus's Mom says:
    July 18, 2011 at 12:43 pm

    so cute! I couldn’t get my dogs to go near anything citrus. They smell it and turn their heads. love it!!

  48. CJH says:
    July 18, 2011 at 6:03 pm

    Like how he stops and looks disapprovingly up at laughing.

    “I do not approve of your snickers. Not at all.”

  49. Nunyabiz says:
    July 18, 2011 at 9:21 pm

    gimme sum o’ dat!

  50. ytfcvgkyfg says:
    July 20, 2011 at 4:05 am

    wish i could lick my nose…