My Tail’s Not Workingks

What’s wrong with eet!?

Netzanette does it again.


  1. victoreia says:


  2. victoreia says:

    *clears throat* Sorry about that. Go back to what you were doing.

  3. Move along, nothing to see here . . .

  4. starling says:

    *rolls out crime tape*

  5. Fird Birfle says:

    NOW see what y’all done did:

    DARN!!! [facepalm]
    I’ve been trying to CONCEAL my mental status.

  6. Rachael says:

    And doing an admirable job of concealing your mental status. *insert eye roll here*

  7. Adorable marmie!

  8. Carrot tail. BENT carrot tail.

  9. Fird Birfle says:

    FUZZY BENT carrot tail.

  10. ZOMG!!! Soooo cute!!! *reaches thru screen* WANT!

  11. Okay so this is unrelated to that friggin’ adorable kitten but


    Do you see the creepy disembodied monkey head? CANNOT UNSEE. It’s creeping me out so bad I turned it to the wall for today and I love guinea peegs D:

    To see it (warning: cannot unsee): Find the horizontal swoosh of fur on the peeg’s chest. That’s the mouth. There’s a drooping piece of white from his “moustache” on the side closest to the screen. There’s the nose. And then the peeg’s mouth makes the creepy furrowed, eyeless brows of the monkey.


    PS: god why is kitten so cute

  12. jlamusings says:

    I don’t have the calendar or I’d check it out for you. >_< I do remember having a similar reaction when I realized I could see a disembodied set of eyes in my posters of Asia album covers.

  13. Fird Birfle says:

    like thees????? 8-O

  14. luvstehQte says:

    omg, in high school my friend used to point out the creepy faces made by the wood grain on her closet doors. very scream-esque (both the edvard munch classic painting and the 90’s screen gem). also could not unsee, and very unsettling when you’re trying to sleep in the middle of the night and you’re a high-strung 15 year old…

  15. I need to not get excited and yell whole sentences, no matter how short, in all caps. /sits in comment purgatory D:

  16. Orange fluff is my favorite flavor.

  17. starling says:

    Only in certain places.

    *goes to remove cat from pillow*

  18. WendyLady says:


  19. Eastie78 says:

    Ohhhhh nooooeeess! It’s okay, kitteh. I will walk with you and hold it upright.

  20. Fird Birfle says:

    wot an excellent and community-minded solution!

  21. Elena1030 says:

    I need this orange dreamsicle floof for my afternoon snackingkszez. *NOM* Tailio problemo eliminated-o. ;)

  22. caligirl says:

    me like-o your comment-o :)

  23. Seriously, if Wee Miss Floofington is not named Dreamsicle, I throw up my hands.

  24. hrhqueencat says:

    kitteh’s tail is saying, go THAT way for nomms and kissies;

    marmie kitteh has a lot to learn yet

  25. Notheeeng is wrong with eet! It is stubbular and PERFECT just the way it is.

  26. Maribeth says:

    That’s what I say – not a blessed thing, young fluff!

  27. ashagato says:

    she was Born This Way!

  28. Guinea Peeg Lover says:


  29. TAILIO (屮ಠ益ಠ)屮 Y U NO WORK??

  30. Emmberrann says:

    Tailio will work just fine, give it a chance…. Try again, now, gently, and wave it this way, and then you wave it that way…. See? was that so hard? A little patience, a little practice……

  31. jlamusings says:


    Hi. My name is **** and I’m a kitty huffer.

  32. victoreia says:

    *choruses* “Hi, ****!”

  33. ***loud sniffles***

    I don’t have a problem. YOU have a problem.

  34. Fird Birfle says:

    *wonders how quickly Brigadier General Theo will need before he perceives
    a NEW ORUNJ FLOOF kittayn….*

  35. Fird Birfle says:


    Please forgive this interruption for the time-urgent [but non cute-animal] material below.

    Aujourd’hui, c’est la quatorze juillet.
    Et voici, le jour d’independence pour la pays du France. “VIVRE la France!!!111!!”

  36. Canadagoose says:

    Did I just hear seventeen verses of ‘La Marseillaise?’ My goodness, that’s patriotism! I’m in Canada and ve have ze Fronche here, but nevaire knew zer ver so manee. Incroyable! (I’m an anglo, so my French she isn’t so good – no offence meant.)

  37. Emmberrann says:

    Le jour nationale du Canada, c’est le premier juin, pas le quattorze juillet! For all of ze anglophones – the national day for the Canada, this is the 1 June, not the 14 Juliette, um, July. (I always wanted to write the month like that before I learned my fronche calendrier, *snerk*!)

  38. ezreader says:

    The first of July is Canada Day, that is…

  39. Fird Birfle says:

    cool French!

    [I was goin’ for le quatorze juillet, Bastille Day a la France] :)

  40. Zut alors, I missed Bastille Day!

  41. Fird Birfle says:

    Ah, c’est douloureux, n’est-ce pas???

  42. OMgosh, this kitten is perfection purrsonified!!! The marmitude, the perfect pawsitude, the dainty etude-le-tailio!! I must have it. MUST, I tell you.

  43. victoreia says:

    “Marmitude” is my new word of the day! :D

  44. chanpon says:

    Tailio weighed down by the fluff. Awww….

  45. Canadagoose says:

    Uhh.. – le jour nationale du Canada, c’est le premiere Juilette, n’est-ce-pas Juin. (Wow, I wrote in French, sort of.) Our national holiday, Canada Day, is just before your Independence Day, July 4th – we’re kinda like cousins, don’t you know.

  46. (The Original) Mel says:

    Mmm. Peach cotton candy. Delish.

  47. lucy's mommeh says:

    That tailio will turn into a spectacular ostrich plue of fluff soon. Lucy’s tail looked like that when she was a baybeh and is now glorious and fluffy and works just fine.

  48. Katrina says:

    Creamsickle kitteh with soft-serve tail.

  49. I just wanted to let you know that the “ingks” meme has taken over my life. One of our dogs was barking last night after I’d retired to the bedroom for the evening. I came out to get some water to drink, and said something very silly to the dogs, to the effect of, “Why is there barkingks? There does not need to be barkingks.”

    Of course, they both gave me the “Baroo” look.

    Super floofy creamiscle kitteh!

  50. kimmaroo says:

    I love it! No yellingks. Just askingks and tellingks. Rezult? End of barkingks. Well done, N!

  51. Fird Birfle says:

    I approve heartily of your cleverness, N :)

  52. AWW :D I so want to snorgle that little kitty :D


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