But but but don’cha all remember that post (in April, I think) where that human was tossing a ball to a dog that was sitting up & the dog would catch the ball between his front paws…then the human would say, “Yatta!”
i can’t even think of it as the usual definition of junk. i mean, uh, maybe a larger than average belly button? we shouldn’t mock anything having a bad dream…well, maybe a good dream?
Cute Overload Overlook is horrified. Both at the snerky attititude and rude comments of the Cuteologists, and at the overwhelming cuteness of the puppeh. And the one in the next video. Therefore…both puppehs must immediately be handed over to our agents. Thank you for your cooperations. Now hang your heads in shame.
Admit it, Meg. The woman who pioneered “Cats ‘n’ Racks” and endured the commentroversy over “‘Sup, My Bitches” was just dying to feature some puppy junk on her website. It was just a matter of waiting for the right junk on the right puppy at the right time.
Moderation lounge. I should have known!
Oh well, I’ll just flip through this C.O. calender and
pleasure, oh, I mean calm myself.
*Whimpers alone in the corner*
Eyes north, guys. What about the tiny stuffed-sausage forelegs? The minute glimpse of leep? The doughy roll over the noshe? (“Nose” seems entirely too explicit for this specimen of frontal anatomy)
Mebbee it’s just me:
Butt it’s just a teeney tiney babbeh puppee sleepingk……!
Wut’s to get upset about??? He’s obviously sumeboddy’s pet…..
(I don’t think fig-leaves come in x-tra, x-tra , x-tra small, enneywaiy!!!)
But it’s so cute! Sorry, folks with kids. Your kids will see animals’ junk in life soon. Prepare for it and call junk by its proper name and don’t be embarrassed by it. Thus it isn’t dirty or unmentionable. This pup’s penis is just the cutest little thing.
I couldn’t tear my eyes away.
Indeed.
PS:
But, Theresa, tell us, how you reeeeeeeeeeeeallly FEEL about it ???!!!!”
Indupitably.
I feel icky now.
The stubbulence! The guttulence! The overall blobbularity! The
cutting off of the comment unexpectedly
blorpitude
Someone’s left the fryer chicken out of the freezer again. And it’s moving…
BWAHAHAHAHA!
Where is his privacy tail? THINK OF THE CHILDREN!
I don’t think the tailio would be of much use, no matter how much you stretched it.
(That sounds kind of dirty, but it’s not meant to.)
Hey Berg, speaking of tails, have you acquired one yet?
I’m working on it, but no luck so far. How about you?
SNORK!!
someone needs to shop in a little leaf over his unmentionables. that’ll make it kid safe
I was thinking either a Bay Leaf or perhaps —
as a tribute to Classical Painters’ similar adjustments — a Fig Leaf?
mention mention mention mention…
ha!
How about borrowing one of these leaves?…. Hope this works!
*clawing out own eyes*
Poor, poor Theresa.
Such innocence gone for naught. Tsk tsk.
*prepares the coffin for the Viewing*
Hands Theresa my bottle of eye bleach…
Holy Moses that was almost as bad as . . . the 80s . . .
Yatta! Yatta! Yattaaaa
[dancing around in pants only]
GHAAAA! Seriously! Ugh…really wish there was some way to un-see that..
I call next on the eye bleach. More puppy junk while I’m waiting.
What has been seen can not be unseen!
But but but don’cha all remember that post (in April, I think) where that human was tossing a ball to a dog that was sitting up & the dog would catch the ball between his front paws…then the human would say, “Yatta!”
How long til a congressperson tweets this?
*snerk*
and claims that it’s a picture of himself?
– but that his account had been hacked- into,
in order to post the pic there —
Looks like Newt to me.
Much cuter, methinks.
Am I wrong to want to stick my face in that belleh and go “phbrtt”?
Then I don’t wanna be right!
Martha, it would be wrong if you DIDN’T want to do that.
Just watch your aim . .. . .
Someone here (who?) told a tale about a lady who told people she loved to kiss her dog’s belly button. Only it wasn’t. Muahhah
EEEEUUUUWWWWWHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I second that “EEEEUUUUWWWWWHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
I think the animal in question was a ferret.
Adorable – but the “Up next” video is that much cuter.
It IS, it IS! *squeeeee!* “Up next” is the epitome of “Ehn!”
UP NEXT! UP NEXT! Just do eet!
OMG. Do the ‘up next’ after the ‘up next,’ and you wind up at the fukuchannel (no comment), with a Frenchie as a frog. A frog!!
omg, the froggy outfit is adorabhul!
PuppyJunk would be a great name for a band.
I checked myspace, it’s already taken. They’re opening for the Goldfish Deltoid’s this summer.
Then how about JunkPuppy?
OMG Goldfish Deltoids are on tour again?!
Well, Meg, maybe you should more often. Puppy junk–my new favorite phrase. Usage: That’s the puppy’s junk! (In place of cat’s meow/pajamas/etc.)
Eddie Izzard did it already. Only, it was “the dog’s bollocks”, cuz he’s British.
He was in the pool! He was in the pool!
It shrinks? Why does it shrink?
I don’t know how you guys live with those things.
minor amendment: I don’t know how you guys WALK AROUND with those things.
Gah – sorry about that!
(tilts head, wrinkles nose)
well, they get cold and retreat to safety…
enh! next line was: It just does. (place between “Why does it shrink?” and “I don’t know you guys…..”
WHOOOAAAAAAA! Puppeh Junck Overloooooad!!!!
OMG, the butterflies and flowers bedding and the teddy bear! This is a well-loved little puppy.
To quote someone’s comment in a recent CO post (cannae remember which one and am presently unwilling to invest my time in researching it)
“bow chicka-BOW WOW”
Exactleh!!!
Or the country version… brown chicken BROWN COW!
(say it out loud… I dare ya!)
snerk
yaw!
Firdie, that was me and it was about cute (puppeh) porn.
My sincere thanks to TrixandSam!!!
Just proves the “puppies are the new porn” theory…….
HOME RUN of quick-wit clevairness !!!
*bows* It’s my first home-run, ever!
Very true!
*Meg sez “in this case, we’re going ALL OUT”
…..actually, it seems to moi, that in this case, it’s THE PUPPEH
who’s ALL OUT
http://instantrimshot.com/
This little pup is more like the Half Monty…
Or the 1/16 Monty, he’s so widdle.
Careful, you might give the pup a complex! Tee hee.
Exhibitionist pup is exhibiting.
Aww, teddy bear arm for a pillow and twitchingks!
i can’t even think of it as the usual definition of junk. i mean, uh, maybe a larger than average belly button? we shouldn’t mock anything having a bad dream…well, maybe a good dream?
In the mod lounge?!? Really?? I didn’t even mention his junk.
A little puppy in his birthday suit on my birthday!
What more can one ask for!
A pupcake with a candle in it? Happy B-day!
You share a birthday with Harrison Ford! How cool is that? Hope it was a happy one!!!
I’m in the mod lounge, anyone want a piece of birthday cake?
Would love some! But all they are serving over here in my section of the Mod Lounge is Vienna sausages…
“IS THAT CODE????”
Signed,
Geoffrey Peterson
Craig Fergusons Geoff robot?
YUP!!!! He’s mah man’s, wingman!!!
HAW! Now I have that SNL song, ummm “Junk in a Box” going in my head.
Ha! I forgot about that one. So silly.
this is true: my google ad said, “with just a few words, you can grow your business.”
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Hahahahaha!!!
SNORTLAFF!!!!!!!!!
so funny haha!
But it is so leetle. It is too leetle to be “junk.”
zackly. not only that, but it shouldn’t count as junk if it’s all tucked away in it’s junk-holder.
Pink irresistible belleh
Cute Overload Overlook is horrified. Both at the snerky attititude and rude comments of the Cuteologists, and at the overwhelming cuteness of the puppeh. And the one in the next video. Therefore…both puppehs must immediately be handed over to our agents. Thank you for your cooperations. Now hang your heads in shame.
Rock out with your [puppy junk] out!
I am giggling so much I won’t be able to sleep.
Yes! *Tom Cruise fist pump* I finally paid you back!
Admit it, Meg. The woman who pioneered “Cats ‘n’ Racks” and endured the commentroversy over “‘Sup, My Bitches” was just dying to feature some puppy junk on her website. It was just a matter of waiting for the right junk on the right puppy at the right time.
Ok, enough with the Japanese references! Let’s just get a tag for “The Japanese know cute and this is CUTE!” already!
How about something like kawaii which means ‘cute’ in Japanese?
Hmmm….Don’t know about that. Did you catch Ali-baba’s video above =P
ROFLMAO!
lol lmbo
too cute to be junk!!! just wanna snorf that belly, I would, really!!!
so innocent….
made me smile and I have a tough day…….
Well! I never! And to think I let my little innocent kittehs look at this site unsupervised!
Never, ever again!
**Epic flounce with bonus pearl clutchingks**
Full-frontal puppy porn! I feel so naughty.
Sign me up for intensive rehab…
Moderation lounge. I should have known!
Oh well, I’ll just flip through this C.O. calender and
pleasure, oh, I mean calm myself.
*Whimpers alone in the corner*
Eyes north, guys. What about the tiny stuffed-sausage forelegs? The minute glimpse of leep? The doughy roll over the noshe? (“Nose” seems entirely too explicit for this specimen of frontal anatomy)
Man, am I the only one more obsessed with the puppy’s perfectly zerbertable belleh than with any other parts?
Mebbee it’s just me:
Butt it’s just a teeney tiney babbeh puppee sleepingk……!
Wut’s to get upset about??? He’s obviously sumeboddy’s pet…..
(I don’t think fig-leaves come in x-tra, x-tra , x-tra small, enneywaiy!!!)
Even his “junk” is adorable!
But it’s so cute! Sorry, folks with kids. Your kids will see animals’ junk in life soon. Prepare for it and call junk by its proper name and don’t be embarrassed by it. Thus it isn’t dirty or unmentionable. This pup’s penis is just the cutest little thing.
my sister used to call them “the naughty bits” on her little puppy. it’s a nice, gender-neutral euphemism, well in line with teh Qte.
gah, stuck in the moderation station. which way to the snickering lounge? i hear they have mimosas (singsong voice!)
Is it the little guy’s fault he has no Privacy Tail?