In big trubs? Sittin‘ in the hot seat? True Blue Baroo™ instantly restores all warmandfuzzyjuju! Just point and aim the lasers and whoosh, no more stink eye death rays from your loved ones!
Disclaimer: Effectiveness not guaranteed against yeems.
OMG, is this even legal, Luna? Photos by Arwenita, sent to us by Pequenia A.
bleeeeeeeeeeen! i want to give heem a kees right above his nose. but beware, he looks as if he may have grass bref.
Aww…fuzzy wuzzy nuzzy on the duzzy???
I want one!!!
I’ll take the Deluxe Slobbery Kissing Model, please.
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Me, too!
Me three!
♪♫ Blooooooo eyes,
Puppy’s got blooooooo eyes… ♪♫
and let us not forget to
BEEP that cutest of all noses..
Promptly forgets broken flower pots and toilet paper streamers traipsed through entire living room and dining room and kitchen
PS: WOT izzit, about a dogue with Eyebrow Spots???? SO keey-oot.
Yes! I LOFF eyebrow dots!
I actually said that term to someone at my vet’s office, another client who was sitting and waiting with her eyebrow dot dog, and she looked at me like I was nuts. heehee…
You ARE nuts. That’s why we love you.
YAY nuts! *waving pompoms*
erm….
No, eyebrow dots are awesome! But then, I’m pretty weird and generally viewed as off my rocker by most.
AGREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!Eyebrow dots should ABSOLUTELY bee a rule of cute!
Juicy noze, soulfull eyes, barely-there blade of grass in the mouf! YOU WIN.
I’ll take the Choklit flavored one.
d’awwww! puppeh!
uh, whoops… anyone have a strainer? I’ve melted mostly into goo, but I think there’s a little solid bit left.
*blrp* ah, nope…
just step around the goo pile until management puts up the wet floor sign
B E E E P to the BOOP!
PS I’ll take a dozen Slobbery Kissing Models, I am getting BIG TIME yeems from Dante at the moment.
Halp! What’s a yeem? Is this a cat-related phenomenon?
i suck at linking stuff, but nikki, if you go to the CO Glossary and scroll to the bottom, “yeem” is there. it’s a Teho word from back in da day.
ah pyrit, that was awesome…. and you owe me a new computer monitor. “yeem” makes me lol all the time. …. *nose beep!!!* (not beeping pyrit, but the puppeh!) hehe
I’m wondering what a yeem is, too….
Derrrr…. I can’t see the pic! Anyone else having this issue?
PPS: Of course, the arrival of a dozen slobbery kissing, blue-eyed schoogie-woos on our premises will only drastically up the yeems ante from Dante. And so the cycle will continue . . .
*nature show host voice* “And so, the circle of YEEM continues…”
Now I can’t get that Linda Ronstadt song out of my mind…”Blue Baroo”
AND Eyebrow Dots truly do rule!!! THey should be an automatic cuteness rule!
YAY! I can see it now! SO worth it.
This pup has the epitome of “liquid pools of love” eyes. Accenting them with the eye dots is icing on the cake.
Doh! Lethal scrolldown!
When I first opened CO, all I could see was one brown eyebrow dot and one blue eye! Then I scrolled down, and I’m sure I gasped out loud!
*eep!*
yall,l those eye dots give me the creeps. are they raised or flat why are they yellow? they look awful..
some PLEASE tell me EXACTLY what a yeem is…PLEEEEEEEEEZ…
http://cuteoverload.com/glossary/#Yeem
my comment to nikki … above… is in the mod lounge. but i thought you woulda remembered, from CO in years past. go to the CO glossary and scroll to the way bottom. i don’t link very well or i’d link it.
It is the laser eye look an animal gets when it is in the dark and looks toward a light sorce or gets it’s picture taken with flash…
Cats are notorious for it because of their light reflective eyes.. also coyotes, wolves, racoons and I believe Hyenas.
(e.g.: YEEMYEEMYEEM)
thanks theresa! *high 5*
Izzat tiny perfect white toofs or the palest of puppeh gums I see just under the hitched-up pup-upper lip? Will CO be responsible for all the work hours lost to fainting spells induced by this flappy-flop-eared baybee?? *sigh*
P.S.- I’m thinking wee Dobie; seems too long-of-leg to be a dachsie.
I think it’s reflection of the flash off his lip.
Hmm… Doberman or Dachshund? So hard to tell, but I’m leaning towards dobie. (And as any doberman owner knows, the dobie will lean right back.)
“Grass? What grass? I don’t know nuthin’ about no grass.”
I will take a dozen True Blue Baroos, please. Never too early to do a little Christmas shopping!
“We don’t know much about the Fremen.
They live in the deep desert, some in the cities.
They have blue within blue eyes.”
“Oh, the eyes. Yes.
The saturation of the blood by the spice, melange.”
He ITH the Kwithatth Haderach!!!
bebeh choco dobie
There is not reliable protection against yeems, except for tuna. And that will only likely delay your horrible, grisly death. Still I give points to the developer of this portable baroo device. With maximum beepability and off-the-chart Paul Newmanosity, this is surely in the year’s top 5.
Funny how a human date with a huge green leafy stuck to his/her teeth might be a turnoff, but when a puppy has one it multiplies it’s cuteness.
Here lies Calliope, who was taken from us all too soon–yet another cut down by the tragic scourge of Cuteaneurysm and/or Cuteapoplexy.