You Have Been Randomly Selected

Puplishers Clearing House is pleased to send you an official pup! Because you could be our next Big Winner to receive 1 Million Pups a year for life!

Please see Stefanie C. for official de-tails.



  1. Moi, Actually says:

    Sign me right up for a lifetime membership.

  2. Dachshunds are the perfect delivery dogs–they fit right in to the mailbox.

  3. Malinki says:

    Tail Mail 😀

  4. Oh, the indignity…

  5. tracylee says:

    that hotdog’s name is Benjamin?! lurve.

  6. Lorel J says:

    You May Already Be a Wiener Dog!

    (whew. got in there first with that one.)

  7. JenDeyan says:

    Why don’t I get cool stuff like this in the mail?

    Nice one Lorel J!

  8. No Poochase Necessary

  9. Michelle says:

    *running out to mailbox to see if I have already won…*


    sniff…I never win anything. I want my official pup!

  10. 260Oakley says:

    Cute on Delivery

  11. a million pups a year for life?! Holy pooper scoopers!

  12. earlybird1 says:

    Haha! Good one!

  13. earlybird1 says:

    A Dox in your box!

  14. must be a happy hound. his flag is up.

  15. 260Oakley says:

    “I am in your inbox, ingesting SPAM. Please do not adjust my settings.”

  16. Ali-Baba says:

    Free shipping & (I’ll do the) handling. ;-(

  17. Ali-Baba says:

    Nertz! That’s ;-), ‘course!

  18. Curse you, Lorel J!

    I was hoping to be first with that one.

  19. kibblenibble says:


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  21. Guinea Peeg Lover says:

    Why isn’t there a dachshund in MY mailbox? What did that guy do to deserve one? *pout*

  22. I hope he’s addressed to me!

  23. Theresa says:

    They are also shaped like baguettes.

  24. Fird Birfle says:

    or the “pupmanity” …

  25. Theresa says:

    People, you are en fuego this morning!

  26. Fird Birfle says:

    aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand we haz a WINNAH!!!

  27. Fird Birfle says:

    “is that CODE???” 😉

    Geoffrey Peterson

  28. Fird Birfle says:

    …..erm …..izzn’t it a Bassett H(o)und???

    but all of you who love dachshunds, your points and your humor are wunnerful!!!!!

  29. NurseNoir says:

    ONE! MILLION! PUPS! I hope they’re all dachsies: they smell great. I can smell the warm frito scent from here! Mmmmm… fri-toes…

  30. Fird Birfle says:

    Hai GPL

    Do ya like ’em long-haired???
    How would THIS guy/ gal do?

  31. Fird Birfle says:

    And BTW, “Benjamin” is a lurrrrvely name fur a Chat or a Dogue.

  32. Theresa says:

    Firdie, I think it’s a wiener dog– note the pointy, relatively jowl-free snout.

  33. I didn’t know doxies came in multi-colors like that either – I thought it looked like some kind beagle mix…

  34. SlaveToCat says:

    I hope the Mailman has treats for Benjamin.

    The Benjamin2011 – automated shredder destroys unwanted credit card offers, balance transfer checks, and first notice past due bills. The Beni2011 is also trainable to prioritize the mail you do want and guard any mail left for the mailman to pickup.

  35. Fird Birfle says:

    well then, would his snout be considered a “pointy bit”??? 😉

  36. Fird Birfle says:

    bu’– bu’ Ma’am,

    those long, droopy hound earses don’t look too Dach-y to me.

    But whaddo *I* know about les chiens?
    I specialize in “oooohing” and “aaaahhhing” over les chats …..

  37. SlaveToCat says:

    Benjamin is a perfect little stamp licker.

  38. WendyLady says:

    I second that. I’ll run out and check my mail box right now to see if I’m a weiner.

  39. WendyLady says:

    Yes I know its a dachshund, but I couldn’t help myself. : )

  40. Fird Birfle says:

    *doublechecking myself, it does look as though some d/hunds have dangly earses….*


  41. skippymom says:

    Before I agree to accept the prize, I need to know how delivery works. If they all arrive at once, I don’t think I can handle that. But if I receive 2,739 each day, that will be just fine.

  42. earlybird1 says:

    Maybe a beagle-doxie mix? A BOXIE!

  43. Fird Birfle says:

    heh heh

  44. 260Oakley says:

    Or a P.O. Boxer?

  45. Fird Birfle says:

    pretty nice!

  46. Ahahahaha!

  47. SheepishKitty says:


  48. starling says:

    Isn’t it wiener?

  49. starling says:

    Which is handy when you fancy a dachshund baguette (hold the mayo).

  50. Lorel J says:

    I’ll let you get the next one, Juno.

    (To be read with a Hispanic accent.)

  51. victoreia says:


  52. victoreia says:

    I need me one of those! (Although he wouldn’t fit in my little mail slot in the apartment wall-o-mail cubbies…..)

  53. Fird Birfle says:

    I wonder whether the Benjamin2011 model
    also can be used inside the office, on the shelving unit??

  54. Fird Birfle says:


    Nope, that’s THIS GUY (rimshot)

  55. Stressfactor says:

    A Dox upon your house!

  56. Guinea Peeg Lover says:



  57. ams1001 says:

    A Dox on both your houses!

  58. legotech says:

    I wanna see the other end of that mailbox….I bet it’s got a tail sticking out!!

  59. Stefanie C. says:

    He’s a dapple doxie! 🙂

  60. Stefanie C. says:

    Nope! 100% dappled dachshund!

  61. I want to get mail from Puplisher’s Clearing House now!