You Have Been Randomly Selected

Puplishers Clearing House is pleased to send you an official pup! Because you could be our next Big Winner to receive 1 Million Pups a year for life!

Please see Stefanie C. for official de-tails.


  1. Moi, Actually says:

    Sign me right up for a lifetime membership.

  2. WendyLady says:

    I second that. I’ll run out and check my mail box right now to see if I’m a weiner.

  3. WendyLady says:

    Yes I know its a dachshund, but I couldn’t help myself. : )

  4. starling says:

    Isn’t it wiener?

  5. Fird Birfle says:


    Nope, that’s THIS GUY (rimshot)

  6. Dachshunds are the perfect delivery dogs–they fit right in to the mailbox.

  7. Theresa says:

    They are also shaped like baguettes.

  8. starling says:

    Which is handy when you fancy a dachshund baguette (hold the mayo).

  9. Malinki says:

    Tail Mail :D

  10. earlybird1 says:

    Haha! Good one!

  11. SlaveToCat says:

    Benjamin is a perfect little stamp licker.

  12. Oh, the indignity…

  13. Fird Birfle says:

    or the “pupmanity” …

  14. tracylee says:

    that hotdog’s name is Benjamin?! lurve.

  15. Lorel J says:

    You May Already Be a Wiener Dog!

    (whew. got in there first with that one.)

  16. Curse you, Lorel J!

    I was hoping to be first with that one.

  17. Lorel J says:

    I’ll let you get the next one, Juno.

    (To be read with a Hispanic accent.)

  18. kibblenibble says:


  19. JenDeyan says:

    Why don’t I get cool stuff like this in the mail?

    Nice one Lorel J!

  20. No Poochase Necessary

  21. Ahahahaha!

  22. Michelle says:

    *running out to mailbox to see if I have already won…*


    sniff…I never win anything. I want my official pup!

  23. 260Oakley says:

    Cute on Delivery

  24. Fird Birfle says:

    aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand we haz a WINNAH!!!

  25. a million pups a year for life?! Holy pooper scoopers!

  26. earlybird1 says:

    A Dox in your box!

  27. Stressfactor says:

    A Dox upon your house!

  28. ams1001 says:

    A Dox on both your houses!

  29. must be a happy hound. his flag is up.

  30. kibblenibble says:


  31. Fird Birfle says:

    “is that CODE???” ;)

    Geoffrey Peterson

  32. 260Oakley says:

    “I am in your inbox, ingesting SPAM. Please do not adjust my settings.”

  33. victoreia says:


  34. Ali-Baba says:

    Free shipping & (I’ll do the) handling. ;-(

  35. Ali-Baba says:

    Nertz! That’s ;-), ‘course!

  36. Guinea Peeg Lover says:

    Why isn’t there a dachshund in MY mailbox? What did that guy do to deserve one? *pout*

  37. Fird Birfle says:

    Hai GPL

    Do ya like ’em long-haired???
    How would THIS guy/ gal do?

  38. Guinea Peeg Lover says:



  39. I hope he’s addressed to me!

  40. Theresa says:

    People, you are en fuego this morning!

  41. Fird Birfle says:

    …..erm …..izzn’t it a Bassett H(o)und???

    but all of you who love dachshunds, your points and your humor are wunnerful!!!!!

  42. Theresa says:

    Firdie, I think it’s a wiener dog– note the pointy, relatively jowl-free snout.

  43. Fird Birfle says:

    well then, would his snout be considered a “pointy bit”??? ;)

  44. I didn’t know doxies came in multi-colors like that either – I thought it looked like some kind beagle mix…

  45. Fird Birfle says:

    bu’– bu’ Ma’am,

    those long, droopy hound earses don’t look too Dach-y to me.

    But whaddo *I* know about les chiens?
    I specialize in “oooohing” and “aaaahhhing” over les chats …..

  46. Fird Birfle says:

    *doublechecking myself, it does look as though some d/hunds have dangly earses….*


  47. Stefanie C. says:

    He’s a dapple doxie! :)

  48. Stefanie C. says:

    Nope! 100% dappled dachshund!

  49. NurseNoir says:

    ONE! MILLION! PUPS! I hope they’re all dachsies: they smell great. I can smell the warm frito scent from here! Mmmmm… fri-toes…

  50. Fird Birfle says:

    And BTW, “Benjamin” is a lurrrrvely name fur a Chat or a Dogue.

  51. SlaveToCat says:

    I hope the Mailman has treats for Benjamin.

    The Benjamin2011 – automated shredder destroys unwanted credit card offers, balance transfer checks, and first notice past due bills. The Beni2011 is also trainable to prioritize the mail you do want and guard any mail left for the mailman to pickup.

  52. victoreia says:

    I need me one of those! (Although he wouldn’t fit in my little mail slot in the apartment wall-o-mail cubbies…..)

  53. Fird Birfle says:

    I wonder whether the Benjamin2011 model
    also can be used inside the office, on the shelving unit??

  54. skippymom says:

    Before I agree to accept the prize, I need to know how delivery works. If they all arrive at once, I don’t think I can handle that. But if I receive 2,739 each day, that will be just fine.

  55. SheepishKitty says:


  56. Fird Birfle says:

    heh heh

  57. earlybird1 says:

    Maybe a beagle-doxie mix? A BOXIE!

  58. 260Oakley says:

    Or a P.O. Boxer?

  59. Fird Birfle says:

    pretty nice!

  60. legotech says:

    I wanna see the other end of that mailbox….I bet it’s got a tail sticking out!!

  61. I want to get mail from Puplisher’s Clearing House now!


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