Cute Overload :D
Puplishers Clearing House is pleased to send you an official pup! Because you could be our next Big Winner to receive 1 Million Pups a year for life!
Please see Stefanie C. for official de-tails.
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Dachshunds are the perfect delivery dogs–they fit right in to the mailbox.
Oh, the indignity…
that hotdog’s name is Benjamin?! lurve.
You May Already Be a Wiener Dog!
(whew. got in there first with that one.)
Why don’t I get cool stuff like this in the mail?
Nice one Lorel J!
No Poochase Necessary
*running out to mailbox to see if I have already won…*
sniff…I never win anything. I want my official pup!
Cute on Delivery
a million pups a year for life?! Holy pooper scoopers!
Haha! Good one!
A Dox in your box!
must be a happy hound. his flag is up.
“I am in your inbox, ingesting SPAM. Please do not adjust my settings.”
Free shipping & (I’ll do the) handling. ;-(
Nertz! That’s ;-), ‘course!
Curse you, Lorel J!
I was hoping to be first with that one.
Why isn’t there a dachshund in MY mailbox? What did that guy do to deserve one? *pout*
I hope he’s addressed to me!
They are also shaped like baguettes.
or the “pupmanity” …
People, you are en fuego this morning!
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand we haz a WINNAH!!!
“is that CODE???”
…..erm …..izzn’t it a Bassett H(o)und???
but all of you who love dachshunds, your points and your humor are wunnerful!!!!!
ONE! MILLION! PUPS! I hope they’re all dachsies: they smell great. I can smell the warm frito scent from here! Mmmmm… fri-toes…
Do ya like ‘em long-haired???
How would THIS guy/ gal do?
And BTW, “Benjamin” is a lurrrrvely name fur a Chat or a Dogue.
Firdie, I think it’s a wiener dog– note the pointy, relatively jowl-free snout.
I didn’t know doxies came in multi-colors like that either – I thought it looked like some kind beagle mix…
I hope the Mailman has treats for Benjamin.
The Benjamin2011 – automated shredder destroys unwanted credit card offers, balance transfer checks, and first notice past due bills. The Beni2011 is also trainable to prioritize the mail you do want and guard any mail left for the mailman to pickup.
well then, would his snout be considered a “pointy bit”???
bu’– bu’ Ma’am,
those long, droopy hound earses don’t look too Dach-y to me.
But whaddo *I* know about les chiens?
I specialize in “oooohing” and “aaaahhhing” over les chats …..
Benjamin is a perfect little stamp licker.
I second that. I’ll run out and check my mail box right now to see if I’m a weiner.
Yes I know its a dachshund, but I couldn’t help myself. : )
*doublechecking myself, it does look as though some d/hunds have dangly earses….*
Before I agree to accept the prize, I need to know how delivery works. If they all arrive at once, I don’t think I can handle that. But if I receive 2,739 each day, that will be just fine.
Maybe a beagle-doxie mix? A BOXIE!
Or a P.O. Boxer?
Isn’t it wiener?
Which is handy when you fancy a dachshund baguette (hold the mayo).
I’ll let you get the next one, Juno.
(To be read with a Hispanic accent.)
I need me one of those! (Although he wouldn’t fit in my little mail slot in the apartment wall-o-mail cubbies…..)
I wonder whether the Benjamin2011 model
also can be used inside the office, on the shelving unit??
Nope, that’s THIS GUY (rimshot)
A Dox upon your house!
YES OF COURSE HE’LL DO!!!
A Dox on both your houses!
I wanna see the other end of that mailbox….I bet it’s got a tail sticking out!!
He’s a dapple doxie!
Nope! 100% dappled dachshund!
I want to get mail from Puplisher’s Clearing House now!