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Hold dis.


OMG EARS ARE AT FRAKKING 9 AND 3, JUDITH H.!!!1!!

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  1. Where’s the dippin’ sauce!!1!

  2. Edible.

  3. brinnann says:

    *slides AB the bleenbque sauce*

  4. brinnann says:
  5. brinnann says:

    We can haz RoC tag? And sleppy tag?

  6. What is it with the tiny kittayns???? It seems both CO and IBKC are plotting my untimely demise!

    *DED from tha (tinee) qte*

  7. flutterby says:

    Teeny tiny clawses, closed eye capsules, bebeh kitteh fuzz, widdle ear nubs, tiny peenk toebeans…..faints ded away

  8. skippymom says:

    I shall have this on toast, with a delicate beurre blanc.

  9. OM NOM NOM NOM!

  10. flutterby says:

    Ooh, ooh, and grabby hands – will gladly hold bebeh!

  11. BonzoGal says:

    Remember ice cream trucks? Someone could make a fortune by driving around in a little truck, dispensing hand-sized kittens.

    (Twinkily-donkily music box music starts playing)
    “MOM MOM MOOOOMMM, I NEED A QUARTER FOR A KITTEN, MOM, THE KITTEN TRUCK IS COMING!!!”

  12. SQUEEEE!! I love the wittle bitty claws!!

  13. SheepishKitty says:

    I think I can inhale that. @_@

  14. MMMMMMMMMM…!!!!!
    Considering the morsel I’m thinking a sweet chile sauce with a dollop of
    creme fraiche.

  15. 260Oakley says:

    Hmm, I’m thinking purr blanc might work better here.

  16. scarletgunn says:

    i’ll take one on a sugar cone please.

  17. How exactly do kitten ears travel up and down their heads like that? In a few weeks, this one’s ears will be on the top of its head. Weird.

  18. tracylee says:

    argh! Seriously y’all, I AM NOT A CAT PERSON.
    but this wee one… holy guacamole

    ooh… yes… I shall dunk this bitty mouser in guac!

  19. tracylee says:

    watch it with those widdles… Sharpy’ll getcha!

  20. skippymom says:

    Yup. You win. Again.

  21. skippymom says:

    I’m just thinking–do you think people new to this site might be a little disturbed when we express our desire to eat the cute little animals? Might think we’re some sick, twisted cult or something?

  22. Laura H says:

    That itty bitty tail just kills me! Holy. Crap.

  23. brinnann says:

    I think we’ve has such comments before, though I can’t remember if they were tongue-in-cheek or not.

  24. Hello, ladies (and guys also). Look at your hand, now back to this picture. Now back at your hand, now back to this picture. Yes, that kitteh is TINY!!!!!!

  25. jlamusings says:

    ha!

  26. It’s a mouse with big dreams.

  27. Mamabear says:

    *Whines* I miss the ice cream truck! :(

    You need to start this business immediately! I nominate YOU to get it going. Hasta pronto! When you do, you simply must put my on your route!

    Ooh…ooh! And you can play Three Little Kittens (just not this version: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpR1CBnxwUQ

    cause it creeps me out.)

    Oh! Oh! And you should also sell ice cream cause everybody likes ice cream. And little catnip toys. Oooh, and you need to hire ME to help!

    Arrgh! What is WRONG with me?! I am a perfectly respectable grown woman. Why do I allow tiny qteness to reduce me to blathering?!

  28. scarletgunn says:

    this is the only place i have where people don’t think I’m weird for wanting to shove cute tiny animals into my mouth. I don’t want to actually eat them, though. just keep them there.

  29. Between that piglet, a kitten named Kisses and now this,

    I’m going to need the weekend to recover.

  30. I shall call him … Morsel!

  31. My tewtally scientific feory is that the top of their heads don’t grow. Just their ears and the bottom half of their heads.

  32. Mary (the first) says:

    I love the behbeh but I do hope he wasn’t out in the light too much with his little eyes not even open yet..

  33. Elledoubleyou says:

    Fie Fie Fo Fum, I smell a tiny kitty — yum!

  34. Starfish says:

    Between Kisses, Maru and this little morsel we might run out of kitties before Caturday tomorrow! Not that I mind, of course…

  35. Fird Birfle says:

    SLEPPY TAG request seconded.

    *writes on document on clipboard*

  36. Fird Birfle says:

    In response to your question: “Because they’re/ it’s THERE.” :)

  37. Fird Birfle says:

    that was my favorite bit as well.

    As la Therese sez [or did she borrow this from Monty Python??]:
    “little pointy bits”!!!!

  38. Fird Birfle says:

    “feory” = WINS TODAY’s coolest Vocab Award.

    Drops *THIS* [OOF] onto your Computer Desk:

    (red alert to la Therese and other Vocab-oriented peeps. CLICKIT)

  39. Fird Birfle says:

    a HA we’ve corrupted ANOTHER one.

    *watches comment trying to post, and probably getting Moderificated
    due to the verb …*

  40. Fird Birfle says:
  41. yarnyoga says:

    It’s not possible (or permissible!) to run out of kitties! Ever!

  42. skippymom says:

    Thank you, dear, but I cannot accept this award. You see, the thing is, well…I really DO want to eat the baby animals.

  43. Theresa says:

    Aww, widdle Shawpy? She’s a teddy-weddy beaw!

  44. Me, Echo! says:

    Yeah I totally agree wif u.I fink lat IBKC and CO are plotting somefin’.And lay happin’ to be planttin’ my def bed to. *hermmf* It is nots fairw!

  45. Me, Echo! says:

    You just pretty much stole my comment. :-) I lof tis’ wittle ketteh!

  46. Me, Echo! says:

    You maybe a respectable grown woman but the qte can make anyone shrivel into a ball of fuzzyness.Even Voldemort.And Dumbledore.And everybody knows what happens to Harry.He really becomes hairy.Or as I prefer to say; Floofy.
    PS I had to add floofy to the dictionary.

  47. Me, Echo! says:

    I lof the wittle bitty claws!!1

  48. Me, Echo! says:

    OMDOG!This reminds me of a little story I must tell (it is true), So my friends two-year-old told her daddy to come here.He calls for my friend, “Amber! Come here! Terra found a really old mouse!–Terra is the two-year-old] Amber comes and looks and says “thats a baby possum!Not a mouse!”- :-) Later I met the little fellow, Amber named him Marvin.He looked like a minie possum, because he has hair but he’s really small.Sooo cute, and little like this kitteh!

  49. Me, Echo! says:

    I lof this wittle kitteh!!!!!!!!Soooo aborabuls!And little and prosh, and look at those little jelly-bean paw pads, and the wittle little clawsies!!1!111! I want.I also agree with the kitteh treat truck!Yummy ;-)

  50. Alice Shortcake says:

    Semi-transparent clawlets.

    That is all.

  51. Fird Birfle says:

    8-O

  52. Fird Birfle says:

    *hides in corner around building, and *snerks*

  53. Fird Birfle says:

    An’ the Gobble-uns ‘at gits you
    Ef you
    Don’t
    Watch
    Out!

    James Whitcomb Riley, 1849-1916
    (according to the first webpage that I located….)

  54. Fird Birfle says:

    (that was s’posed
    to go under tracylee’s comment timed 9:37)

  55. Okay, seriously, are you TRYING to kill me with tiny kittens?????

    Not that that would be a horrible death.

    And now I have to go watch that Scrubs scene where the patient codes and Dr. Dorian pours a box of kittens on the guy and he recovers instantly.

  56. Noelegy says:

    I have a friend at work who is in the same department but who does a different job. We both deal with state assistance medical claims. She specifically deals with pharmacies and Medicaid prescriptions. I’m explaining this because she quite frequently has to deal with very unhappy and quite often unpleasant people on the phone.

    I send her kitten pictures when I know she’s not having a good day.

    She’s getting this one.

  57. wannadance says:

    omg. took me more than several minutes to realize that this niblit was sitting in someones HAND. i really that someone was doing exotic exercises, like balancing on a narrow stick and the critter was lying on top making it difficult to move. then i couldn’t figure out the lumpy things on what i thought was an arm. then: yer leeka…

    being almost blind creates many amusing effects. this happens all the time..

  58. TrixandSam says:

    ZOINKS!!

  59. TrixandSam says:

    Firdie!!! Another Good Citizen Award STAT!

  60. TrixandSam says:

    As much as I’d like to be attached to this hand holding this amuse-bouche, does anyone else wonder what it would be like to snuggled down into a warm cushy hand and be so blissfully asleep???

  61. (jumps up and down and points) Baby kitty! Baby kitty! Oooh! Oooh! Oooh! Lookie, lookie, lookie! He’s so cute! I want him I want him I want him I want him!

    (repeats several times, hyperventilates, lies down within visible range of computer monitor)

  62. Great Aunt Kitty says:

    Okay, I need the link to this episode…

  63. sabrina rose says:

    I’m going to start fostering mamas wif teeny tiny kitns again!!! I cry and cry when they have to go back to the shelter, but it is worth a few tears to be able to hold bebehs for a few weeks and help out the mama cats, too. I always let the mamas recuperate at my house for ten days after their spaying surgeries, so they can have a lot of pampering all on their own.

  64. victoreia says:

    Yes, please post the link to that!

  65. victoreia says:

    *hands Shari an oxygen mask, and the oxygen tank*

  66. victoreia says:

    *ahem* Hand over the kitten, and nobody gets hurt. *shifty eyes*

  67. Thank you for the oxygen, Victoreia…you don’t happen to have a wee kitten to hand over, too?

  68. victoreia says:

    Sorry, the supply ran off, I mean away, I mean out. Yeah, out. (Just ignore the box under the desk…..)

  69. brinnann says:

    FOUND IT!!!!

  70. brinnann says:

    FOUND IT!!!!

  71. brinnann says:

    Okay, can somebuddy puh-lease tell me why it is that sometimes these embed codes work and others not? Am I using the wrong code? :?

  72. Fird Birfle says:

    aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand now we’ve come Full Circle!!!

    V, didja see the (David Carradine) Kung Fu setup that I listed for you on one of the comment streams, the other day?

  73. chanpon says:

    Look at the sharp clawsies on that morsel! The only thing that would prevent me from trying to mouth that little nugget.

    And the little ear nubules? Must.Be.Nommed.

  74. Fird Birfle says:

    YAY Sabrina Rose!! [click on item below]

    I would love on the lil’ fuzzy people so much,
    that I’d have a hard time handing them over to their forever home,
    even knowing that someone was waiting to give it luuuuuuuuuuurve. Y’all who do fostering are AWESOME people!!

  75. Fird Birfle says:

    Hey, v., wanna go play cards?
    You can be the one with the Poker Face ….

  76. those are virgin claws that have never used a litter box yet. so clean!

  77. Fird Birfle says:

    Certainly!!!
    Would any of THESE be suitable??? :)

  78. Fird Birfle says:

    :)

  79. OH MY GOODNESS!! More IBKC Qtinessessesss.

    **doubly ded* thud

  80. Queen of Dork says:

    First of all, I would love to have a nibble on each tiny, delicate ear.
    Secondly: BonzoGal? “Twinkily-donkily” is the PERFECT description of ice-cream truck music!
    Thirdly: Twinkily-donkily has become one of my favorite things to say. :)

  81. mamabear says:

    I’m with you ma’am. I love nothing more than gently taking my cat Tini (pronounced Teeny because my husband believes that if cats could talk, they would speak Spanish -don’t ask, we’ve been married 22 years and even I don’t get him, lol-)…

    Anyhoo, I will often announce to no one in particular that I need a Tini sammich and then take Tini gently around the head and bring him very close to my open mouth…OK, his nose is practically inside…and make a “kkkkkrrrrrr’ sound, like chomping, and he gets real still and he closes his eyes kinda like when you rub along a cat’s sideface. It would appear that Tini enjoys it as much as I do.

    If you all tell ANYONE about my insanity, I’ll come to your house and “kkkkkrrrr” you! :D

  82. I loff it when kittehs are so small that the top of their head is all round like that!

  83. Emmberrann says:

    Teeny tiny brandnew bebeh kitteh is all honkshu from everyone admiring his beautifulness. I would be willing to bet that kitteh-bebeh is bigger tomorrow, and won’t still fit in the half-cup measure like he can today. I would just sit there with him in the palm of my hand and watch him breave…in awe. Kittehbebehs are just awwwwwwwwsome.

  84. omg. teh ears are so low because teh brain is so tall-ish.

  85. CathyDee says:

    Beautiful, tiny morsel does not look quite ripe yet. And I mean that in a good way! Freshly-born kitty smell-o-vision needed here.

  86. Fird Birfle says:

    to the best of my familiarity, this is just one of those thinggies where it depends on the person who set up the url for the image and the inter-communicative agreements btw different internet providers or webpages. In other words,
    “ya pays yer money and ya takes yer chances” …

    or I could be 300 % wrong. As my VBF Craig-y says,
    “We look forward to your letters ….” :)

  87. victoreia says:

    Thanks! While the embedding fairy seems to be on strike, the full link worked. :D

  88. victoreia says:

    [wails] I don’t remember!…… [wanders off to figure out which one....]

  89. Don’ts forget about da widdle whiskahs! Teehee <3

  90. It’s those nearly-transparent little toenails that did me in

  91. Fird Birfle says:

    It was one of the ones where various CO’ers were attempting to “borrow” the Cute Critter and to disappear ….
    sorry I can’t recall just now. I just looked back at a few posts and so far, the ones I searched, are not the ones.

    You had successfully made the grab, though; so if that helps you to determine, which one …..

  92. Fird Birfle says:

    *snerk*

    “embedding fairy”

    Please join us next week at our Informational Seminar entitled How to Write a Bad Story for Television.

    This week’s Subject: “The Embedding Fairy”

    (* imagining about 50 different punchlines, from those three words alone* ….)

  93. Another tiny kitten that made me almost bang my fingers into my monitor in an attempt to grab and cuddle him/her :D

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