Club Chub


or I’ll cronsche on your chub!


Rollicking Dachschund pups by Nick G.



  1. Ommmgggguuuuhhhhh I can’t handle doxies. So much chub.

  2. Tush noms. 😉 hehehe

  3. kibblenibble says:

    Does the doggie who is getting cronsched have a blade of grass in his/her mouf? Aww! And lookit the velvety earses! 🙂 Love Doxies!

  4. Hip nip! 😀

  5. Moi, Actually says:

    CO needs a “Tastes like chikkin” tag.
    Every dachshund I ever see manages to remind me of my own little dog with the crooked tail–even though he ascended at least 30 years ago to the Great Hot-Dog Stand in the Sky. He thought he was big and fierce and so picked a fight with a Doberman.

  6. BabyOpossum says:

    Fritos theme FTW!

  7. Wub wub?

  8. “Muncha buncha” LOLLLL

  9. Owch! Hay! “Bite me” is just a figure of speech!

  10. Martha in Washington says:

    I wanna cronsche the ears! Can I cronsche the ears? Please?

  11. Hey you ! Quit pickin’ on your sister !!!

  12. “3. Rule 3: There is no Rule 3.
    4. Rule 4: You may not eat your sibling, no matter how delicious he/she looks.”

  13. Georgiabelle says:

    “5. Rule 5: Only two doxies to a cronsche.”

  14. The best body fat caliper in the world!
    I’ll take 2.

  15. Alice Shortcake says:

    I love the taste of sibling in the morning.

  16. I love the facial expression of the little cronsche-ee. It’s the perfect visual rendering of “Owsche!”

  17. Fird Birfle says:

    heh heh

  18. Fird Birfle says:

    Public Notice

    *We approve wholeheartedly of the use of the term “rollicking”*.
    That is all.

  19. OMG! Chub Cronche Extreme Close-Up please!!!

  20. bookmonstercats says:

    Rollockin’ doxie can bite on my (considerable) chub any time.

  21. 260Oakley says:

    Buns of Squeal

  22. tracylee says:

    so says this puppers too!
    I loves me some playin’ puppies!

  23. And now you know how dachshunds get so long.

  24. hay wait not so fast , what your hurry , its only the dinner bell! slow down

  25. Rachael says:

    This has made my day! Possibly even my entire weekend. Love it!!!!

  26. Hey, wait up! Mom said you had to let me come along!

  27. Fird Birfle says:

    Also suggested as musical
    accompaniment (I can tell that I misspelled that but I’m so sleppy that I don’t even wanna know the correct spelling) : YAKKITY SAX would go well here!

  28. I know! I’m gonna have that jingle stuck in my head all day!

  29. RosieLB says:

    Yip! Yeowch! That hurts!

  30. RosieLB says:

    Oh, and did you all take a gander at Teho on icanhascheezburger this morning?

  31. I second the “Taste like chikkin” tag !!!!!!!

  32. 260Oakley says:

    Oh, I’m sure he’ll be happy about that. We all know how much he loves LOLCats-speak.

  33. chanpon says:

    Same here. Haven’t thought about that theme for oh, 30 years, and now it’ll be playing in my head forever. >_<

  34. He used to speak it himself. 🙂

    Actually, I think he’s fine with LOLspeak…on a LOLspeak site. Just not so much here.

  35. HEY ! They stole OUR Teho !

  36. bookmonstercats says:

    I couldn’t follow a word of it. 😦

  37. bookmonstercats says:


  38. bookmonstercats says:

    On sheer volume of responses, he’s OURS.

  39. Formica says:

    Zing! 😀

  40. Wow, the IBKC is getting a lot of traction with the adorable Dearborns (and Teho, of course) — it must be helping the FUNdraiser – they’ve already met 50% of their fundraising goal of $50,000! Awesome!

  41. And they have *another* fabulous match on the table from until midnight Pacific time today. If your employer doesn’t match gifts, now’s the time to jump in to double your gift. IT’S FOR THE ORPHAN BABY KITTIES!

  42. earlybird1 says:

    Me neither! I had to read extra slowly to figure it out. Ha ha!

  43. ❤ Doxies ❤

  44. Fird Birfle says:

    *waves and rustles Theresa’s (ahem) pompoms*

    (don’t be alarmed, Theresa. It’s NOT code.
    I DO mean “pompoms” 🙂 )

  45. Fird Birfle says:

    somehow, you look familiar. Do you visit here often???

  46. Theresa says:

    You can actually see them rollick.

  47. Theresa says:

    Yakety Sax is unbelievably versatile. 😛

  48. Theresa says:

    Run off with my pompoms, will you? 😛

  49. skippymom says:

    Hey Theresa, I just realized today that your name isn’t “alive” anymore and your picture is missing. Has it been this way for a while and I’ve just been too spaced out to notice?

  50. I keep telling you: doxies are AUTOMATICALLY cute! It should be a rule!!!!!

  51. Noelegy says:

    Sparkle balls all around!

  52. victoreia says:

    (watches a Ewok haul out drums…..)

  53. Fird Birfle says:

    erm….Jaye might differ *slightly* about
    the List of Theo’s Ownership!!!! as might The Felines of the Household ….

  54. Fird Birfle says:

    Not sure of the duration, but I did notice that, some time ago …. hey, maybe she’s an “ex-Theresa, bereft of life”????

    Gosh, I hope not. What do you think, skippymom?
    Perhaps we should alert the peasants from MP/ Holy Grail, to bring around the cart; or do you think she’ll decide to “go for a walkies….”???

  55. Scout C says:

    He’s just having a schnibble of 4th of July hotdog a little early. I’d like to nibble on those little sausages, too.

  56. muttluver says:

    Yes, but not too hard.

  57. Fird Birfle says:

    nicely played bit o logique, that!! 🙂
    — Made me grin

  58. KittyMarthaPoo says:

    mmmm, brother, yer butt tastes delicious. Like hot dogs.

  59. That must be a new unit of measure: two pints to a quart; two doxies to a cronsche. Nice.

  60. Juliette says:

    “TAG” your it!! 😉

  61. Dian Flora says:

    Noooooo! It’s mine! Ow!

  62. confused says:

    could someone please tell me what “cronsche” is?

  63. sandra miller says:

    “I’m so hungry I could eat my sister.”

  64. Go Away…there is no room on this earth for Doxie haters! haha

  65. natalie kozaczka says:

    hey, get back here…mom said not to play with the cats next door!!!