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or I’ll cronsche on your chub!

[Cronsche]


Rollicking Dachschund pups by Nick G.

66 comments … read them below or add one

  1. ARF says:

    Ommmgggguuuuhhhhh I can’t handle doxies. So much chub.

  2. Theo says:

    Tush noms. ;) hehehe

  3. kibblenibble says:

    Does the doggie who is getting cronsched have a blade of grass in his/her mouf? Aww! And lookit the velvety earses! :-) Love Doxies!

  4. Theo says:

    Hip nip! :D

  5. Moi, Actually says:

    CO needs a “Tastes like chikkin” tag.
    Every dachshund I ever see manages to remind me of my own little dog with the crooked tail–even though he ascended at least 30 years ago to the Great Hot-Dog Stand in the Sky. He thought he was big and fierce and so picked a fight with a Doberman.
    Sigh.

  6. BabyOpossum says:

    Fritos theme FTW!

    • TUM says:

      I know! I’m gonna have that jingle stuck in my head all day!

      • chanpon says:

        Same here. Haven’t thought about that theme for oh, 30 years, and now it’ll be playing in my head forever. >_<

  7. Mel says:

    Wub wub?

  8. Flavia says:

    “Muncha buncha” LOLLLL

  9. AuntieBellum says:

    Owch! Hay! “Bite me” is just a figure of speech!

  10. Martha in Washington says:

    I wanna cronsche the ears! Can I cronsche the ears? Please?

  11. MudBug says:

    Hey you ! Quit pickin’ on your sister !!!

  12. Theresa says:

    “3. Rule 3: There is no Rule 3.
    4. Rule 4: You may not eat your sibling, no matter how delicious he/she looks.”

  13. Trixie says:

    The best body fat caliper in the world!
    I’ll take 2.

  14. Alice Shortcake says:

    I love the taste of sibling in the morning.

  15. Jessy says:

    I love the facial expression of the little cronsche-ee. It’s the perfect visual rendering of “Owsche!”

  16. Fird Birfle says:

    Public Notice

    *We approve wholeheartedly of the use of the term “rollicking”*.
    That is all.

    • Theresa says:

      You can actually see them rollick.

      • skippymom says:

        Hey Theresa, I just realized today that your name isn’t “alive” anymore and your picture is missing. Has it been this way for a while and I’ve just been too spaced out to notice?

        • Fird Birfle says:

          Not sure of the duration, but I did notice that, some time ago …. hey, maybe she’s an “ex-Theresa, bereft of life”????

          Gosh, I hope not. What do you think, skippymom?
          Perhaps we should alert the peasants from MP/ Holy Grail, to bring around the cart; or do you think she’ll decide to “go for a walkies….”???

  17. kasia says:

    OMG! Chub Cronche Extreme Close-Up please!!!

  18. bookmonstercats says:

    Rollockin’ doxie can bite on my (considerable) chub any time.

  19. 260Oakley says:

    Buns of Squeal

  20. Kevin says:

    And now you know how dachshunds get so long.

  21. catmom says:

    hay wait not so fast , what your hurry , its only the dinner bell! slow down

  22. Rachael says:

    This has made my day! Possibly even my entire weekend. Love it!!!!

  23. gizmo says:

    Hey, wait up! Mom said you had to let me come along!

  24. Fird Birfle says:

    Also suggested as musical
    accompaniment (I can tell that I misspelled that but I’m so sleppy that I don’t even wanna know the correct spelling) : YAKKITY SAX would go well here!

  25. RosieLB says:

    Yip! Yeowch! That hurts!

  26. MudBug says:

    HEY ! They stole OUR Teho !

    • bookmonstercats says:

      On sheer volume of responses, he’s OURS.

      • Fird Birfle says:

        erm….Jaye might differ *slightly* about
        the List of Theo’s Ownership!!!! as might The Felines of the Household ….

  27. Kirsten says:

    <3 Doxies <3

  28. Beth says:

    I keep telling you: doxies are AUTOMATICALLY cute! It should be a rule!!!!!

  29. Scout C says:

    He’s just having a schnibble of 4th of July hotdog a little early. I’d like to nibble on those little sausages, too.

  30. KittyMarthaPoo says:

    mmmm, brother, yer butt tastes delicious. Like hot dogs.

  31. Juliette says:

    “TAG” your it!! ;)

  32. Dian Flora says:

    Noooooo! It’s mine! Ow!

  33. confused says:

    could someone please tell me what “cronsche” is?

  34. sandra miller says:

    “I’m so hungry I could eat my sister.”

  35. natalie kozaczka says:

    hey, get back here…mom said not to play with the cats next door!!!