Heck No, I Won’t Go

Sorry to spoil your whole “Free Willy” moment here, lady, but do you have any idea how filthy that ocean is? Fish use it for a toilet, for Pete’s sake! You might get a seal to fall for that, but we penguins have higher standards, thank you…

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  1. BB/VA says:

    The only way it could be better would be if he turned around and slammed the door shut behind him.

  2. Nikki says:

    Aw. “The world is so big and I’m so small! I feel safer in my little hidey hole.”

  3. Stephanie says:

    The Russian caption says “Hooray, freedom!”

  4. Winston says:

    Smart!

  5. kat says:

    oh my god sooo cute!!! :D

  6. Guinea Peeg Lover says:

    “Nope. Not happening. I feel MUCH safer in my kennel. Take me home instead, K?

  7. Kar says:

    I can’t say that I blame him. No need to fish? No elaphant seals lurking behind every rock? No noisy neighbors throwing parties till 3 in the morning? Maid service daily?

    He’s living the life of Rily.

  8. Esther says:

    Seriously, I think I would have said, well, okay, you chose, so off we go home!

  9. Emmberrann says:

    Lady sayin’, “Wa-all, if that don’t beat all! That’s gratitood for ya.”
    Pengie sayin’, “I’ve had enough of this beach, thank you. Let’s go home now.”

  10. Fugedaboudit.

  11. Dash says:

    We’re going to need an update on this one … anyone?

  12. 260Oakley says:

    Penguin says “nyet!” to a sea change.

  13. Fird Birfle says:

    Senor/ Senora Pengy is Not Impressed with either the Decor nor the Amenities.

    oooooh — I just realized the frame of reference that this gives me: to MISS PIGGY being infuriated with the world not doing things to her liking!!!! ….

    (“hiiiii-YAAA!!!!” :)

  14. The big wide world, woah, but it´s so scary out there!

    Back into the bat cave, me.

  15. MudBug says:

    What ? … Huh? ….. out THERE ??!!??
    Aw HELL NO !!!!!!

  16. SoccerSue says:

    I’ve had mornings like that.

  17. Macey says:

    See, this is what I usually expect to happen, when they release animals back into the wild. “But…but…but…it’s cold out there…”

  18. Laurie says:

    I’m with the penguin – back to civilization, please. :-)

  19. Shelley says:

    That’s EXACTLY how I felt when I graduated from law school!

  20. Theresa says:

    That looks like a Little Penguin, or Fairy Penguin?

  21. flutter-by says:

    Sure iz kyoot, whatever kind of pengie it iz !!

  22. hyura says:

    ha, a total opposite from the seal’s reaction.

  23. Kar says:

    Seriously, you could at least have given me a new wardrobe for this. It’s cold out here!

    http://cuteoverload.com/2006/04/18/penguin_cozies/

  24. Liz says:

    “Can I just be rescued again?”

    • Patti says:

      Liz – I am with you – it is a very risky business for us Humans – rescuing the lil things and being so fond of them, we forget they are wild and then when they come to be released into a “natural Environment” it is no longer a natural to them – and they may even have become fond of us – in their way – did you see the comment about who would be bring him / her ther fish for lunch and supper – that was also very good.

  25. FREEDOM! HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE FREEDOM!

    • Patti says:

      Hi Dragon – you stop that !! y’hear me – I am thinking of some lovely people I would like to be rescued by – go ‘way y’hear :^)

  26. The Little Myrmidon says:

    “Ah water! Disgusting stuff. Fish copulate in it.”
    — W.C. Fields