Say, is your shell shamefully shabby and shopworn? Has it shucked off its showroom sheen, leaving you shambling and shy? Then sashay shortly to Shelly Shonk’s Shine Shack, for a ship-shape shampoo and shellacking!
Start with a dip in our 100 percent pure mineral water bath, then it’s off for a luxury wash and brushing (techno music available on request).
… and finally, restore that “just-hatched” luster with a coating of (let’s all say it together now)… TURTLE WAX!
“This is my turtle Pepe,” says proud photographer Laura H.