Say, is your shell shamefully shabby and shopworn? Has it shucked off its showroom sheen, leaving you shambling and shy? Then sashay shortly to Shelly Shonk’s Shine Shack, for a ship-shape shampoo and shellacking!
Start with a dip in our 100 percent pure mineral water bath, then it’s off for a luxury wash and brushing (techno music available on request).
… and finally, restore that “just-hatched” luster with a coating of (let’s all say it together now)… TURTLE WAX!
“This is my turtle Pepe,” says proud photographer Laura H.
Shi-ZAYAM!
MAN, Pepe is FOIN!!!!!
*checks next Saturday’s dance card for an available timeslot*
Plus NTMTOM is en fuego today.
I love the big, happy grin in pic 2. He looks like he really enjoys a scrub!
Methinks he’s ticklish!
Actually, turtles don’t like to scrubed becuz I occasionally gave both of them each a good scubdown with a soft toothbrush, and they would
start trying to get away from me by pushing and scratching against my hand. so I always had to keep the cleanings short.
Maybe your turtle wanted the ENAMAL RENEWAL instead of the CAVITY PROTECTION :\
*snicker*
Scintillating syntax and seriously sensational sentence structure, NTMTOM!
You had me at “blorp”.
This happens more than you might think, ’round here.
You’d be surprised at how non-surprised I am
Hello, ladies. Look at your turtle, now back to me, now back at your turtle, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me.
I haven’t seen him in ages! Where is he hiding?
I had nothing to do with his disappearance. Not a thing. There’s no proof that I ran away to Tahiti with him and am enjoying the Old Spice. None whatsoever.
Gin, here’s a cotton swab. Would you kindly provide a sample from inside your mouth??
Oh, nothing, really; just a random CO/ DNA survey….
Somehow that sounds, dirty. Especially for such a clean turtle.
AHAHAHAHA! Gin cracks me up, ROTFL!!
“do you poop out, at parties???”
Such scintillating syntax and seriously sensational sentence structure, NTMTOM!
Stop! I think we’ve hit the alliteration max for the day! If we go over we get fined!
So sorry…
Sad story.
*S(nicker)*
So stop!
*snerk*
So silly.
pic #2!!!
loff eet!
Turtle Wax gives that hard shell finish … Turtle Wax !
Waxin’ the hard top.
I luv these comments about turtle wax and hardtops-very funny !
Pepe is looking mighty fine this evening! And happy too, must have a hot date…
That turtle is loved. Laura, I’m so digging you. ;D
Slow and steady gets toothpaste.
The Hare was so pissed about that
Get the dirtle off your turtle!
ooooooooh that’s VERREH nice !!!!
Well played, well played!
That is awesome. He looks totally psyched to be getting a nice scrubbin’. Gotta be all dapper for the ladies, you know…
What’s that song?? “Every girl is crazy for a well-scrubbed shell…”
Et voici the original/ reference song:
Awww this is how I clean my turtle, too! He also gets scared when I pick him up. Poor little guy is such a wimp
He looks like my little buddy Jerry (different colors, though)! Is that soap on his shell in the 2nd pic?
Sexay, Pepe. Like the stripes.
I think les stripes look pretty urban suave; like he’s about to drop his new multimillion dollar- selling CD ???
There’s something especially cute about turtles…thanks for including here.
TUURRTTLLEEE WWAAXXXXX!!
Brushie brushie brushie…. (Any other Bronies on Cute Overload? Just me?)