Summer’s Here…

…time to go out and buy a new lawn mooer!


Daddy was a Toro, Shea S.

Comments

  1. Way to milk the cow jokes, guys! ;-)

  2. Very cud-ly. And it still has the price tag on!

    (Sorry couldn’t resist.)

  3. BEEP! *smooch*

  4. 260Oakley says:

    This John Steer model and cuts and fertilizes the lawn at the same time.

  5. I love efficiency!

  6. tracylee says:

    watch out for those… er… fuel emissions, though…

  7. Jay in Oregon says:
  8. I’ve heard that model #4073 is the best. I gotta get me one of these!

    Oh, and BOOOOOP!

  9. That is one big nose to boop!

  10. Now, I like it a lot, but I’m looking for something in animal print. A bit wild, you know. Have anything in a cow pattern?

    Or fuschia.

  11. Judging from those fuel emissions that tracylee mentioned, I think it’s an Evin-rude. :D

  12. So young and already such a multitasker!

  13. freetomato says:

    He is veal-ly cute!

    (slinks off, head hanging in shame…..)

  14. WendyLady says:

    groan….

  15. kimmaroo says:

    I think those are lawndering instructions.

  16. kimmaroo says:

    And mind your step! That ain’t chocolate puddin’ on the barn floor if you know whad I meen.

  17. hahahaha!! U funnee..={}

  18. I wanted to do a fertilizer joke but 260Okley got there first, in French we would say
    Elle m’a coupée l’herbe sous le pied! :-)

  19. kimmaroo says:

    No shame in that, freetomato. Someone had to say it.

  20. 260Oakley says:

    Like this cow, mon ami Gigi, you are still out standing in your field. ;)

  21. Moonie Pearl, having retired from Hee Haw, has been put out to pasture.

  22. Mamabear says:

    He’s so cute that he makes the 2 flies on his face look cute!

    Aaand, rather than comment upon each and every great joke, so far, I will simply say: They are all Bully-good, just moovelous, udderly fantastic!

  23. Crop thy lawn.

  24. edmundh says:

    And I’ve been thinking about getting a new lawn mower lately. I think I know which model I want now: a Lawn Moo-wer!

  25. I don’t understand the Parisians!

  26. Noelegy says:

    Q: Knock, knock.
    A: Who’s there?
    Q: Interrupting Cow.
    A: Interrupting Cow, wh—?
    Q: MOO!

  27. Fird Birfle says:

    This model also seems to be very user-friendly, !!!!11!! :)

  28. victoreia says:

    A long time ago, the place we were renting used bun-mowers/fertilizers.

  29. Fird Birfle says:

    me want. NOW.

    (or, alternatively, you could send me a BROWN COW –eg– the ol’ “How Now, Brown Cow?” bit..)

  30. YAY for the interrupting cow! *waving pompoms*

  31. Fird Birfle says:

    @ Gigi: tant pis, non?? :(

  32. Fird Birfle says:

    (most likely, neither do THEY :) )

  33. Fird Birfle says:

    – speakin’ of “new-mown lawns” and summer….here’s the grooviest FREAKIN’ song about that two-part subject, EVEHR …IN LIVING COLOR!!!!!
    (mind you, I’ll grant that there are some other contenders/ songs that are fabulous gems, about just the topic of summer alone…)

    [and, seriously, man, just CHECK THESE STILL-FABULOUS THREADS, !!!]:

    (if it won’t play on this screen, just click on youtube icon and this should re-load there, for you, automatically …..mebbe???)

    Peace & love beads to all.

  34. Fird Birfle says:

    HOORAY for waving your pompoms!!

    *waves pompoms*

  35. tracylee says:

    WOOHOO for waving your pompoms!!

    *tosses confetti*

  36. tracylee says:

    *prrrrrrttttttt*
    Bessie! My goodness!

  37. *Waving pompoms at my pompoms!* :lol:

  38. Fird Birfle says:

    *please to click on below. Thank you*

  39. Nice!

  40. victoreia says:

    When I was little, I called those “chocolate cows”……nobody would tell me if they actually gave chocolate milk, though. :(

  41. SlaveToCat says:

    Excitedly waving pompoms at your pompoms..

  42. SlaveToCat says:

    Got MILK ?

  43. SlaveToCat says:

    Q: What do you call a cow that doesn’t give milk?
    A: a Milk Dud

    Too MOO or not too MOO that is the question.

  44. SlaveToCat says:

    Shake gently before opening.

  45. Yes Victoreia brown cows ARE where chocolate milk AND ice cream comes from, the black & white ones give choc. chip ice cream & the black ones give coffee ice cream etc. etc. The little cutie above looks to me like the french vanilla breed. :oD Does anybody have any hot fudge handy ?

  46. Sorry Ayaa, all we have in stock is zebra print . the other patterns are back ordered.

  47. Where oh where are you tonight ? Why did you leave me here all a-lone?……….
    (please tell me you know the rest of this song Nikki since you made the Hee Haw reference)

  48. She met another and PFFFT! She was gone!

  49. I searched the world over and thought I found true love. You met another and pffffftt, you was gone!

  50. TrixandSam says:

    Mudbug, might I suggest this little ice cream maker specializes in dulce de leche????

  51. Those darn methane emissions again! That one must have been jet-propelled….

  52. TrixandSam says:

    Well, we do have a fine selection of limited-addition patterns, including a lovely mooire pattern, mootelase, and a lovely damoosk. Would moouve be an acceptable substitute for fuchsia?

  53. TrixandSam says:

    ** head tilt **

  54. kibblenibble says:

    I like the serious cow lick action on top of the leetle haid.

  55. That boop requires a whole hand!

  56. Fird Birfle says:

    vewwy vewwy cwevver, TrixandSam!!!!

  57. Fird Birfle says:

    *curtseys, in appreciation of Theresa’s appreciation* :)

    aka

    “And there was much rejoicing” ….

  58. Cute, but what is her carbon footprint, hmmmmm? Methane, hmmmmm?

  59. Lerrinus says:

    Groooaaan! :lol:

  60. Well thank you. Sticking with the cow motif, I’m over the moon happy.

  61. Hey, it’s 260Okley! The best of the best!
    Mess with a bull, you get the horns, c’est la vie… :-)

  62. Lewis n' Clark says:

    YES, that is a summer song I remember. And don’t forget their other summer song, “Summer City”. Another one that never fails to put me in a summer mood -“Dancing in the Streets” by Martha & the Vandellas

  63. TrixandSam says:

    thank you ma’am!
    *blushes and curtsies*

  64. why yes T&S, yes you may ! And a a tasty
    suggestion it is too! (mmmmmmmmmmmmm !

  65. Two hooves up !

  66. (The Original) Mel says:

    That cow is peach. PEACH!

  67. victoreia says:

    You mean hoof-print, don’t you?

  68. kimmaroo says:

    right on, FB! those threads are at once far out and groovy. likewise the hair, mustache, and sideburn action. now, if i could just remember where i put mah puka shells….

  69. Mamabear says:

    That was a very satisfying series of celebration! :D

  70. Fird Birfle says:

    truly!
    After I had posted the vid., I did the *forehead slap* and realized that I had wanted to mention his Awesome Sideburns!!!!

  71. Mmm, mocha ice cream from moo cows. Must be Fresians!

  72. Wow, the photographer did such a wonderful job!!! I can see the calf’s nose just perfectly!!!

  73. What is that underneath the cow’s chest? I can’t figure it out.

  74. JohnnieCanuck says:

    That’s its dewlap; said the straight man, waiting to see who would get there first with the rim shot.

  75. baby birdie says:

    Awww! I love how the cow’s fur looks with the grass.

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