Yes Victoreia brown cows ARE where chocolate milk AND ice cream comes from, the black & white ones give choc. chip ice cream & the black ones give coffee ice cream etc. etc. The little cutie above looks to me like the french vanilla breed. D Does anybody have any hot fudge handy ?
Well, we do have a fine selection of limited-addition patterns, including a lovely mooire pattern, mootelase, and a lovely damoosk. Would moouve be an acceptable substitute for fuchsia?
Where oh where are you tonight ? Why did you leave me here all a-lone?……….
(please tell me you know the rest of this song Nikki since you made the Hee Haw reference)
– speakin’ of “new-mown lawns” and summer….here’s the grooviest FREAKIN’ song about that two-part subject, EVEHR …IN LIVING COLOR!!!!!
(mind you, I’ll grant that there are some other contenders/ songs that are fabulous gems, about just the topic of summer alone…)
[and, seriously, man, just CHECK THESE STILL-FABULOUS THREADS, !!!]:
(if it won’t play on this screen, just click on youtube icon and this should re-load there, for you, automatically …..mebbe???)
YES, that is a summer song I remember. And don’t forget their other summer song, “Summer City”. Another one that never fails to put me in a summer mood -”Dancing in the Streets” by Martha & the Vandellas
right on, FB! those threads are at once far out and groovy. likewise the hair, mustache, and sideburn action. now, if i could just remember where i put mah puka shells….
Way to milk the cow jokes, guys!
hahahaha!! U funnee..={}
Q: Knock, knock.
A: Who’s there?
Q: Interrupting Cow.
A: Interrupting Cow, wh—?
Q: MOO!
YAY for the interrupting cow! *waving pompoms*
HOORAY for waving your pompoms!!
*waves pompoms*
WOOHOO for waving your pompoms!!
*tosses confetti*
*Waving pompoms at my pompoms!*
*please to click on below. Thank you*
http://www.sbcfire.org/images/20090610_sbcfire_fireworks_animation.gif
Nice!
Excitedly waving pompoms at your pompoms..
*curtseys, in appreciation of Theresa’s appreciation*
aka
“And there was much rejoicing” ….
That was a very satisfying series of celebration!
Very cud-ly. And it still has the price tag on!
(Sorry couldn’t resist.)
groan….
I think those are lawndering instructions.
Shake gently before opening.
BEEP! *smooch*
This John Steer model and cuts and fertilizes the lawn at the same time.
I love efficiency!
So young and already such a multitasker!
And I’ve been thinking about getting a new lawn mower lately. I think I know which model I want now: a Lawn Moo-wer!
This model also seems to be very user-friendly, !!!!11!!
A long time ago, the place we were renting used bun-mowers/fertilizers.
me want. NOW.
(or, alternatively, you could send me a BROWN COW –eg– the ol’ “How Now, Brown Cow?” bit..)
When I was little, I called those “chocolate cows”……nobody would tell me if they actually gave chocolate milk, though.
Yes Victoreia brown cows ARE where chocolate milk AND ice cream comes from, the black & white ones give choc. chip ice cream & the black ones give coffee ice cream etc. etc. The little cutie above looks to me like the french vanilla breed.
D Does anybody have any hot fudge handy ?
Mudbug, might I suggest this little ice cream maker specializes in dulce de leche????
why yes T&S, yes you may ! And a a tasty
suggestion it is too! (mmmmmmmmmmmmm !
Mmm, mocha ice cream from moo cows. Must be Fresians!
watch out for those… er… fuel emissions, though…
And mind your step! That ain’t chocolate puddin’ on the barn floor if you know whad I meen.
*prrrrrrttttttt*
Bessie! My goodness!
Makes me think of this:
http://fakescience.tumblr.com/post/4610942596/mowing-your-lawn
I’ve heard that model #4073 is the best. I gotta get me one of these!
Oh, and BOOOOOP!
That is one big nose to boop!
That boop requires a whole hand!
Now, I like it a lot, but I’m looking for something in animal print. A bit wild, you know. Have anything in a cow pattern?
Or fuschia.
Sorry Ayaa, all we have in stock is zebra print . the other patterns are back ordered.
Well, we do have a fine selection of limited-addition patterns, including a lovely mooire pattern, mootelase, and a lovely damoosk. Would moouve be an acceptable substitute for fuchsia?
vewwy vewwy cwevver, TrixandSam!!!!
thank you ma’am!
*blushes and curtsies*
Judging from those fuel emissions that tracylee mentioned, I think it’s an Evin-rude.
He is veal-ly cute!
(slinks off, head hanging in shame…..)
No shame in that, freetomato. Someone had to say it.
I wanted to do a fertilizer joke but 260Okley got there first, in French we would say
Elle m’a coupée l’herbe sous le pied!
Like this cow, mon ami Gigi, you are still out standing in your field.
Well thank you. Sticking with the cow motif, I’m over the moon happy.
I don’t understand the Parisians!
(most likely, neither do THEY
)
** head tilt **
@ Gigi: tant pis, non??
Hey, it’s 260Okley! The best of the best!
Mess with a bull, you get the horns, c’est la vie…
Moonie Pearl, having retired from Hee Haw, has been put out to pasture.
Where oh where are you tonight ? Why did you leave me here all a-lone?……….
(please tell me you know the rest of this song Nikki since you made the Hee Haw reference)
She met another and PFFFT! She was gone!
Those darn methane emissions again! That one must have been jet-propelled….
Two hooves up !
I searched the world over and thought I found true love. You met another and pffffftt, you was gone!
He’s so cute that he makes the 2 flies on his face look cute!
Aaand, rather than comment upon each and every great joke, so far, I will simply say: They are all Bully-good, just moovelous, udderly fantastic!
Crop thy lawn.
– speakin’ of “new-mown lawns” and summer….here’s the grooviest FREAKIN’ song about that two-part subject, EVEHR …IN LIVING COLOR!!!!!
(mind you, I’ll grant that there are some other contenders/ songs that are fabulous gems, about just the topic of summer alone…)
[and, seriously, man, just CHECK THESE STILL-FABULOUS THREADS, !!!]:
(if it won’t play on this screen, just click on youtube icon and this should re-load there, for you, automatically …..mebbe???)
Peace & love beads to all.
YES, that is a summer song I remember. And don’t forget their other summer song, “Summer City”. Another one that never fails to put me in a summer mood -”Dancing in the Streets” by Martha & the Vandellas
right on, FB! those threads are at once far out and groovy. likewise the hair, mustache, and sideburn action. now, if i could just remember where i put mah puka shells….
truly!
After I had posted the vid., I did the *forehead slap* and realized that I had wanted to mention his Awesome Sideburns!!!!
Got MILK ?
Q: What do you call a cow that doesn’t give milk?
A: a Milk Dud
Too MOO or not too MOO that is the question.
Groooaaan!
I like the serious cow lick action on top of the leetle haid.
Cute, but what is her carbon footprint, hmmmmm? Methane, hmmmmm?
You mean hoof-print, don’t you?
That cow is peach. PEACH!
Wow, the photographer did such a wonderful job!!! I can see the calf’s nose just perfectly!!!
What is that underneath the cow’s chest? I can’t figure it out.
That’s its dewlap; said the straight man, waiting to see who would get there first with the rim shot.
Awww! I love how the cow’s fur looks with the grass.