Summer’s Here…

…time to go out and buy a new lawn mooer!

Daddy was a Toro, Shea S.


  1. Way to milk the cow jokes, guys! ;-)

  2. hahahaha!! U funnee..={}

  3. Noelegy says:

    Q: Knock, knock.
    A: Who’s there?
    Q: Interrupting Cow.
    A: Interrupting Cow, wh—?
    Q: MOO!

  4. YAY for the interrupting cow! *waving pompoms*

  5. Fird Birfle says:

    HOORAY for waving your pompoms!!

    *waves pompoms*

  6. tracylee says:

    WOOHOO for waving your pompoms!!

    *tosses confetti*

  7. *Waving pompoms at my pompoms!* :lol:

  8. Fird Birfle says:

    *please to click on below. Thank you*

  9. Nice!

  10. SlaveToCat says:

    Excitedly waving pompoms at your pompoms..

  11. Fird Birfle says:

    *curtseys, in appreciation of Theresa’s appreciation* :)


    “And there was much rejoicing” ….

  12. Mamabear says:

    That was a very satisfying series of celebration! :D

  13. Very cud-ly. And it still has the price tag on!

    (Sorry couldn’t resist.)

  14. WendyLady says:


  15. kimmaroo says:

    I think those are lawndering instructions.

  16. SlaveToCat says:

    Shake gently before opening.

  17. BEEP! *smooch*

  18. 260Oakley says:

    This John Steer model and cuts and fertilizes the lawn at the same time.

  19. I love efficiency!

  20. So young and already such a multitasker!

  21. edmundh says:

    And I’ve been thinking about getting a new lawn mower lately. I think I know which model I want now: a Lawn Moo-wer!

  22. Fird Birfle says:

    This model also seems to be very user-friendly, !!!!11!! :)

  23. victoreia says:

    A long time ago, the place we were renting used bun-mowers/fertilizers.

  24. Fird Birfle says:

    me want. NOW.

    (or, alternatively, you could send me a BROWN COW –eg– the ol’ “How Now, Brown Cow?” bit..)

  25. victoreia says:

    When I was little, I called those “chocolate cows”……nobody would tell me if they actually gave chocolate milk, though. :(

  26. Yes Victoreia brown cows ARE where chocolate milk AND ice cream comes from, the black & white ones give choc. chip ice cream & the black ones give coffee ice cream etc. etc. The little cutie above looks to me like the french vanilla breed. :oD Does anybody have any hot fudge handy ?

  27. TrixandSam says:

    Mudbug, might I suggest this little ice cream maker specializes in dulce de leche????

  28. why yes T&S, yes you may ! And a a tasty
    suggestion it is too! (mmmmmmmmmmmmm !

  29. Mmm, mocha ice cream from moo cows. Must be Fresians!

  30. tracylee says:

    watch out for those… er… fuel emissions, though…

  31. kimmaroo says:

    And mind your step! That ain’t chocolate puddin’ on the barn floor if you know whad I meen.

  32. tracylee says:

    Bessie! My goodness!

  33. Jay in Oregon says:
  34. I’ve heard that model #4073 is the best. I gotta get me one of these!

    Oh, and BOOOOOP!

  35. That is one big nose to boop!

  36. That boop requires a whole hand!

  37. Now, I like it a lot, but I’m looking for something in animal print. A bit wild, you know. Have anything in a cow pattern?

    Or fuschia.

  38. Sorry Ayaa, all we have in stock is zebra print . the other patterns are back ordered.

  39. TrixandSam says:

    Well, we do have a fine selection of limited-addition patterns, including a lovely mooire pattern, mootelase, and a lovely damoosk. Would moouve be an acceptable substitute for fuchsia?

  40. Fird Birfle says:

    vewwy vewwy cwevver, TrixandSam!!!!

  41. TrixandSam says:

    thank you ma’am!
    *blushes and curtsies*

  42. Judging from those fuel emissions that tracylee mentioned, I think it’s an Evin-rude. :D

  43. freetomato says:

    He is veal-ly cute!

    (slinks off, head hanging in shame…..)

  44. kimmaroo says:

    No shame in that, freetomato. Someone had to say it.

  45. I wanted to do a fertilizer joke but 260Okley got there first, in French we would say
    Elle m’a coupée l’herbe sous le pied! :-)

  46. 260Oakley says:

    Like this cow, mon ami Gigi, you are still out standing in your field. ;)

  47. Well thank you. Sticking with the cow motif, I’m over the moon happy.

  48. I don’t understand the Parisians!

  49. Fird Birfle says:

    (most likely, neither do THEY :) )

  50. TrixandSam says:

    ** head tilt **

  51. Fird Birfle says:

    @ Gigi: tant pis, non?? :(

  52. Hey, it’s 260Okley! The best of the best!
    Mess with a bull, you get the horns, c’est la vie… :-)

  53. Moonie Pearl, having retired from Hee Haw, has been put out to pasture.

  54. Where oh where are you tonight ? Why did you leave me here all a-lone?……….
    (please tell me you know the rest of this song Nikki since you made the Hee Haw reference)

  55. She met another and PFFFT! She was gone!

  56. Those darn methane emissions again! That one must have been jet-propelled….

  57. Two hooves up !

  58. I searched the world over and thought I found true love. You met another and pffffftt, you was gone!

  59. Mamabear says:

    He’s so cute that he makes the 2 flies on his face look cute!

    Aaand, rather than comment upon each and every great joke, so far, I will simply say: They are all Bully-good, just moovelous, udderly fantastic!

  60. Crop thy lawn.

  61. Fird Birfle says:

    — speakin’ of “new-mown lawns” and summer….here’s the grooviest FREAKIN’ song about that two-part subject, EVEHR …IN LIVING COLOR!!!!!
    (mind you, I’ll grant that there are some other contenders/ songs that are fabulous gems, about just the topic of summer alone…)

    [and, seriously, man, just CHECK THESE STILL-FABULOUS THREADS, !!!]:

    (if it won’t play on this screen, just click on youtube icon and this should re-load there, for you, automatically …..mebbe???)

    Peace & love beads to all.

  62. Lewis n' Clark says:

    YES, that is a summer song I remember. And don’t forget their other summer song, “Summer City”. Another one that never fails to put me in a summer mood -“Dancing in the Streets” by Martha & the Vandellas

  63. kimmaroo says:

    right on, FB! those threads are at once far out and groovy. likewise the hair, mustache, and sideburn action. now, if i could just remember where i put mah puka shells….

  64. Fird Birfle says:

    After I had posted the vid., I did the *forehead slap* and realized that I had wanted to mention his Awesome Sideburns!!!!

  65. SlaveToCat says:

    Got MILK ?

  66. SlaveToCat says:

    Q: What do you call a cow that doesn’t give milk?
    A: a Milk Dud

    Too MOO or not too MOO that is the question.

  67. Lerrinus says:

    Groooaaan! :lol:

  68. kibblenibble says:

    I like the serious cow lick action on top of the leetle haid.

  69. Cute, but what is her carbon footprint, hmmmmm? Methane, hmmmmm?

  70. victoreia says:

    You mean hoof-print, don’t you?

  71. (The Original) Mel says:

    That cow is peach. PEACH!

  72. Wow, the photographer did such a wonderful job!!! I can see the calf’s nose just perfectly!!!

  73. What is that underneath the cow’s chest? I can’t figure it out.

  74. JohnnieCanuck says:

    That’s its dewlap; said the straight man, waiting to see who would get there first with the rim shot.

  75. baby birdie says:

    Awww! I love how the cow’s fur looks with the grass.


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