Someone’s Gotta Do It

June 10, 2011 By

First the bad news: You seem to have a fuzz ball stuck in your zipper.
Now the good news: For five bucks I’ll be happy to remove it for you.


Meet Dennis, Emma B.’s zippurr zombie.

[And now meet Emma, who likes Tim Gunn, wee Dennis and something on toast.]

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60 comments … read them below or add one

  1. kibblenibble says:
    June 10, 2011 at 5:16 pm

    Don’t need five dollars. I will remove this fuzzball for free.
    *scoops up kitty and runs*

  2. Fird Birfle says:
    June 10, 2011 at 5:20 pm

    *looks in both directions for victoreia, who will
    likely chase kibblenibble and steal the kitttech from her….*

  3. Lewis n' Clark says:
    June 10, 2011 at 5:22 pm

    “uh, victoreia called me and asked me to *officially* retrieve said kitteh from the grabby hands of kibblenibble”

  4. Ali-baba says:
    June 10, 2011 at 5:25 pm

    *arranges plush pillows on ground, trips Lewis n Clark, catches kitteh, runs away giggling madly! ;-)

  5. MamaLana says:
    June 10, 2011 at 5:43 pm

    What a purty kitty face!

  6. ash says:
    June 10, 2011 at 5:44 pm

    aww sweet baby!! *KEES* right on that face

  7. kibblenibble says:
    June 10, 2011 at 5:53 pm

    *Blinks. Looks around, bewildered.*

    What happened?
    :-(

  8. 260Oakley says:
    June 10, 2011 at 6:05 pm

    Caution: zippery when pet.

  9. Marshwiggle says:
    June 10, 2011 at 6:13 pm

    Dennis is such a great name for a cat! And he looks very content in that there zipper.

  10. Guinea Peeg Lover says:
    June 10, 2011 at 6:56 pm

    Your fuzz removal fees are a LITTLE high, but I will pay five bucks just to hold the kitteh. I will now go get the kitteh from Ali-baba so I can have him remove teh fuzz!
    *snatches kitteh from Ali-baba*
    “HEAD FOR THE HILLS BEFORE ALI-BABA GETS HIM BACK!!!”

    • Ali-baba says:
      June 10, 2011 at 8:02 pm

      * puts on hiking boots, gets out Jack Sparrow approved compass, checks rucksack for gorp, starts playing theme from Deliverance on mouth organ, and sets off into them thar hills after GPL ;-)

      • Guinea Peeg Lover says:
        June 11, 2011 at 6:52 am

        *Goes to secret hideout in one of the hills, uses periscope to look for
        Ali-baba.*”QUICK, PULL IT BACK IN BEFORE HE FINDS MAH HIDEOUT oh, wait he has teh special compass, Ah weel just give the kitteh back.” *sigh*

        • Ali-baba says:
          June 11, 2011 at 8:42 am

          *finds secret hideout, passes GPL the bag of gorp, and a contract for sharing of kitteh—-do Tuesdays, Thursdays, Saturdays and bank holidays work for you? Btw, I’m a girl:-)

      • Amber Aviva says:
        June 12, 2011 at 3:49 am

        !!! “checks rucksack for gorp” is now my favorite phrase. It’s so fun to say! I repeated it several times this evening at a party, and my friends were seriously guffawing. You have started a trend. Just thought you should know. Best, A Complete Stranger on the Internets.

  11. jakepets says:
    June 10, 2011 at 7:00 pm

    Is this perhaps a cat-sans-rack shot?

  12. warrior rabbit says:
    June 10, 2011 at 7:12 pm

    Barn (door) cat.

  13. Decca says:
    June 10, 2011 at 7:18 pm

    Remarkably Yoda-esque, this little one.

  14. Gigi says:
    June 10, 2011 at 7:19 pm

    Call the fuzz, there’s been a catnapping!

  15. kimmaroo says:
    June 10, 2011 at 8:19 pm

    Nice whisker dots on dees wun. Hoo can resist such purrfectly organized rows?

    • Mary (the first) says:
      June 10, 2011 at 8:40 pm

      I can never resist kitteh whiskers. It’s one of my favorite parts! And this kitteh’s whiskers are gorgeous!!

  16. TrixandSam says:
    June 10, 2011 at 8:31 pm

    Wow! Kibble, Fird, Ali, Vic-t, Lewis, y’all are cat-crazed.

    *sits back with mint julep to watch this horse race*

  17. Winston says:
    June 10, 2011 at 8:40 pm

    Hello Kitty! :-)

  18. catmom says:
    June 10, 2011 at 8:50 pm

    Is that cat sleeping? or is that just a cute face?

  19. Angel says:
    June 10, 2011 at 9:46 pm

    Is that a cat in your zipper or are you just happy to see me?

  20. Jessy says:
    June 11, 2011 at 5:28 am

    And just in time for summer, the fashion world brings us the watercolor kitteh, in pale, barely-there tabby tones, the softest splash of sunlight across a deliciously furry canvas. The whiskerdots are rendered in a bold brown on the top row; the color sofftens to almost nothing by the third row. The whiskers are bright wisps of white that glow like fireflies at a Fourth of July picnic. This kitteh is topped with ears whose shell-pink interiors were surely harvested at yesterday’s low tide. It’s the new summer kitteh. Get yours today.

  21. snorglepup says:
    June 11, 2011 at 5:51 am

    It’s the perfect wardrobe accessory. I’ll take one in every color!

  22. Nick says:
    June 11, 2011 at 9:22 am

    That fuzzball can stay in my zipper as long as it wants!!

  23. Teresa says:
    June 11, 2011 at 10:21 am

    I believe that kitty is in someone’s hoodie looking so comfortable and warm :D

  24. Theresa says:
    June 11, 2011 at 11:58 am

    *Kisses stripey li’l hayd*

  25. Emma B says:
    June 11, 2011 at 4:37 pm

    Yay CO, thanks for posting the pic of my wee Dennis. He’s just as cute in real life :)
    Love that Tim Gunn has made a cameo in the comments, haha, I (heart) Tim Gunn.

  26. Emmberrann says:
    June 11, 2011 at 5:10 pm

    The eyebrow whiskehrs are also pretty speckletackular, too, I think. This be one vehry pretteh kitteh.

  27. scarletgunn says:
    June 12, 2011 at 11:16 am

    i want to gently kiss this kitty right on his forehead. i bet it’s soft and silky.

  28. Cholmondeley says:
    June 12, 2011 at 6:52 pm

    The earsies;; must nom the earsies… NOM NOM NOM.

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