New Pork Tock Exchange

Tock Market report:

Tocks are not very active today, assets will be ending down on unusual volume.


This little piggy went to market, Claire H.

39 comments … read them below or add one

  1. Micki says:

    That’s a lot of bleening bacon!

  2. paulajeanne says:

    lufs me the liddle tucked tailios!

  3. Rachael says:

    That one right in the middle on top of the pile… I can’t seem to wipe the smile off my face when I look at his ‘tocks. I so wanna plant a big fat smacker on his butt. LOL

    • TrixandSam says:

      I thought the same thing! A big ol’ smackerooni on the patooti!

    • Mary (the first) says:

      I’m sorry to say, I had the same impulse. It’s probably good for all of us that the internets is in the way.

    • Nikki says:

      That little round bottom is just flat out adorable. It totally cracks me up.

  4. 260Oakley says:

    We used to work for Goldman Snacks. The we got lard off. Now we work for Smith Barn-y.

  5. Jessy says:

    I would love to add those to my ‘tock portfolio!

  6. Not That Mike The Other Mike says:

    Winthrop breaks into a smug grin and says “Pork bellies. I knew it, I knew it.”

    • TrixandSam says:

      … pork bellies, which is used to make bacon, which you might find in a ‘bacon and lettuce and tomato’ sandwich.

      • TrixandSam says:

        Before too many give a thumbs down to my previous comment, I picked up on NTMTOM’s reference to Trading Places and quoted Mortimer explaining commodities to Billy Ray.

    • Gra says:

      Sheesh, I come into the comments to make a Trading Places reference and find I’ve been preempted by NOMTOM. At least I can provide a helpful link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4Uv4ftekaI

      • Not That Mike The Other Mike says:

        This is why I usually stay out of the comments section — I don’t want to hog all the good movie references. ;)

  7. J. says:

    Once again, tocks are hogging the limelight. Though there are few things cuter than pigtails. (Don’t agree? Then sue-y me. ;-)

  8. ash says:

    I don’t eat them yay!!

  9. Gigi says:

    You won’t believe the low price of a cord of pork here at Porkpridge Farm!

  10. Katherine says:

    I love little piggies! So soft and pink!

  11. Ali-baba says:

    So THAT’S what a porkapile looks like! Whoda thunk it? :-)

  12. bob drummond says:

    Look at all that pork ! All I can think of is pork chops,bacon, ham, italian sausages and porciutto !!!! God forgive me !

  13. Fird Birfle says:

    Feathery soft pink piggie eyelashes!!!111!!!

    *plink, plink*

  14. doomchild says:

    “Asset”… *giggles*

  15. Carlisa says:

    Well ,,,,I like PIG butts….I cannot lie…..you other peeps may deny….
    (okay- watching to mant Shrek vids- sowwy!)

  16. I Haz a Funny Bone says:

    They’re so CLEAN! :)

  17. Laura says:

    That’s it, I’m investing in pork futures.

  18. Carlisa says:

    I’d like to take this *aww-pork-tunity* to tail CO I ham nebber seen such clean *saw-such*!!!!