New Pork Tock Exchange

Tock Market report:

Tocks are not very active today, assets will be ending down on unusual volume.

This little piggy went to market, Claire H.



  1. That’s a lot of bleening bacon!

  2. paulajeanne says:

    lufs me the liddle tucked tailios!

  3. Rachael says:

    That one right in the middle on top of the pile… I can’t seem to wipe the smile off my face when I look at his ‘tocks. I so wanna plant a big fat smacker on his butt. LOL

  4. 260Oakley says:

    We used to work for Goldman Snacks. The we got lard off. Now we work for Smith Barn-y.

  5. I would love to add those to my ‘tock portfolio!

  6. Note also, among the tocks: Voilà, les Schnozzles!

  7. . . . and another win for 260Oakley!

  8. brinnann says:

    They’d make it a porkfolio!

  9. Not That Mike The Other Mike says:

    Winthrop breaks into a smug grin and says “Pork bellies. I knew it, I knew it.”

  10. 260Oakley says:

    And some of us consult for Sow Jones.

  11. Yes, I noticed that too. This picture would be a perfect transition from Tocktober into Nosevember.

  12. TrixandSam says:

    I thought the same thing! A big ol’ smackerooni on the patooti!

  13. TrixandSam says:

    … pork bellies, which is used to make bacon, which you might find in a ‘bacon and lettuce and tomato’ sandwich.

  14. TrixandSam says:

    It’s a (t)rough life.

  15. Mary (the first) says:

    I’m sorry to say, I had the same impulse. It’s probably good for all of us that the internets is in the way.

  16. Sheesh, I come into the comments to make a Trading Places reference and find I’ve been preempted by NOMTOM. At least I can provide a helpful link:

  17. Once again, tocks are hogging the limelight. Though there are few things cuter than pigtails. (Don’t agree? Then sue-y me. 😉

  18. TrixandSam says:

    Before too many give a thumbs down to my previous comment, I picked up on NTMTOM’s reference to Trading Places and quoted Mortimer explaining commodities to Billy Ray.

  19. I don’t eat them yay!!

  20. Marshwiggle says:

    You know, I bet this thumbs rating system was put into place specifically so we could all continuously express our approval of 260Oakley’s astounding wit! *is not worthy*

  21. You won’t believe the low price of a cord of pork here at Porkpridge Farm!

  22. 260Oakley says:

    …since the savings and loin industry went belly up.

    (I’ll stop now before I hog all the good lines.)

  23. That little round bottom is just flat out adorable. It totally cracks me up.

  24. Katherine says:

    I love little piggies! So soft and pink!

  25. Ali-baba says:

    So THAT’S what a porkapile looks like! Whoda thunk it? 🙂

  26. Not That Mike The Other Mike says:

    This is why I usually stay out of the comments section — I don’t want to hog all the good movie references. 😉

  27. 😀

  28. bob drummond says:

    This sounds like something my late father-in-law would’ve said .

  29. bob drummond says:

    Look at all that pork ! All I can think of is pork chops,bacon, ham, italian sausages and porciutto !!!! God forgive me !

  30. Fird Birfle says:

    Feathery soft pink piggie eyelashes!!!111!!!

    *plink, plink*

  31. doomchild says:

    “Asset”… *giggles*

  32. Well ,,,,I like PIG butts….I cannot lie… other peeps may deny….
    (okay- watching to mant Shrek vids- sowwy!)

  33. skippymom says:

    (gets in line to smooch piggie tocks, waits patiently)

  34. Exactly what I thought when I first saw the photo.

  35. Fird Birfle says:

    @ skippymom: I’ll bet THIS line, is shorter than the one to wed NTMTOM!!!!

  36. Christine says:

    Neither do I! I like my pork butts alive and tocking.

  37. I Haz a Funny Bone says:

    They’re so CLEAN! 🙂

  38. That’s it, I’m investing in pork futures.

  39. I’d like to take this *aww-pork-tunity* to tail CO I ham nebber seen such clean *saw-such*!!!!