From the C.O. Catalog O’ Gags!

Liven up your next party with the Birdie Surprise! Concealed inside your shirt, this coiled cutie springs up to startle unsuspecting guests! Order today!


Operator Yamaha25 is standing by for your orders.

24 comments … read them below or add one

  1. Winston says:

    Carry Concealed Bird Weapon… The latest measure in self-defense……….

  2. Theresa says:

    Yay hovertext! Remember Marnie? “You’re so cute!”

  3. Lorel J says:

    Arrr arrr! That’s mighty nimble of ye, Birdy.

    Now drop and give me pieces of eight.

  4. Ivy says:

    Oh! Green Cheek Conures! We have two of these beauties. These guys are SUCH characters, what a cute birdie!

  5. amy2 says:

    This is the rated G version of Alien :)

  6. HP says:

    Hrmm….

    We have Cats n Racks.

    What rhymes with “pecs?”

    Can we has “Pecs and pecks”?

    • Fird Birfle says:

      Nah, it’s “Beaks” and [Twin] “Peaks” !!!111!!! :)

      • buggycas says:

        it’s a guy, no peaks, just pecs. Also, this may be the first time CO’s had a male human on it and no one yelled “I want him!”

  7. Kevin says:

    Is that a birdie in your shirt or are you just… wait, that doesn’t work.

  8. Gigi says:

    Could be a new way of discretely flipping someone the bird. :lol: