Who Are We to Judge?

And finally in the news today, billionaire carpet-tack tycoon Berthold Q. Pootmoodler celebrated his 78th birthday. Known for his eccentricities, the spry septuagenarian attended the ceremony dressed in a custom-tailored dog suit.


Wow, the rich are different from you and I, Chief Sister Officer.

95 comments … read them below or add one

  1. Mary (the first) says:

    That looks like Mexican food?!? Won’t that make even more pootmoodle than usual? if you know what I mean…

  2. sunnylessmum says:

    Oh I LOVE it when pets have their birthday celebrated! Woot! And, let’s assume that food is dog food dressed up as a birthday treat. :) And, talk about yer shifty eyes!

  3. skippymom says:

    Pretty please, change it to “different from”?
    Signed,
    Obnoxious Priggish Grammar Snob

    Oh, and this is a lovely picture.

    • Not That Mike The Other Mike says:

      Wow, I’m really getting beaten up on word choice this week. :) OK, ees feexed.

    • Mary (the first) says:

      LOL I wanted to say the same but thought it was a bit harsh on Mike (who I love) to start very first comment with grammar correction. “different than” is one of my pet peeves too!

      • skippymom says:

        Mary, let’s both give Mike a big hug and assure him that we love him and wouldn’t trade him for anything, no matter what.

      • Jean says:

        … what they said … but isn’t it “whom I love”?

        • Jean says:

          Cartoon published in The New Yorker 30 Aug 2010 by William Haefeli (Two men are seen speaking at a bar. ) “You have no idea what it’s like to be a ‘just between you and me’ person in a ‘just between you and I’ world.”

        • Mary (the first) says:

          You’re probably right, I’m a nutso about many grammar things but “who / whom” usually escapes me. :( Not even *I* am perfect! (or is it, “me”. :D )

          • warrior rabbit says:

            If you can say ‘him,’ you should say ‘whom.’

          • ceejoe says:

            I saw a hand-painted sign the other day that said “Used Tire’s.” aaaarrrgghhh!!!

          • warrior rabbit says:

            There’s a sign in our break room advertising “Taco Truck Tuesday’s.” And there’s a notice by the cigarette doohickey warning smokers that they’ve seen “allot” of butts on the ground, and they’ll lose smoking privileges if they don’t clean up after themselves. Sigh.

          • Noelegy says:

            I work in a company where shall we say, the people in charge were not English majors, and they write their memos and emails and such using “please see [Name] or I if you have further questions” and you just know they’re doing it to try to sound edjumacated and it makes me want to scream sometimes…

            There, I feel better.

          • skippymom says:

            ceejoe, in the town where I grew up there is a dance studio whose sign proudly proclaims its name to be “A Dancers’ World”. Every time I drive by it I cringe.

    • Anne Boleyn says:

      Wouldn’t trade him but would correct his grammar.

  4. nixiesticks says:

    This dog reminds me of those photos where people Photoshopped Steve Buscemi’s eyes onto other celebrities.

    • Mamabear says:

      OMG, my husband was just sure that they’d photoshopped a human’s eyes on this dog! I laughed out loud fer real on this one.

  5. luscher says:

    wow – Santa in dog form …

  6. Annie says:

    i swear this looks like the little old duffer who lives next door to me. I just passed him sitting out in his lawn chair in the sun reading the paper, with this exact frizzy white floof and satisfied expression.

  7. Zippy says:

    Goggie does have an odd human-like look on his face . . . :?

  8. Legotech says:

    He could be a supermodel with that smile

  9. 1000flight says:

    Does anyone else think this guy looks like Robin Williams??

  10. (The Original) Mel says:

    Pootmoodler.

  11. HonorH says:

    I’m a little creeped out by the human-like eyes on that dog. It’s weird. And creepy.

  12. One Eyed Daruma says:

    Am I the only one who sees an uncanny resemblance to Casey from American Idol?

  13. warrior rabbit says:

    Dude’s totally baked.

  14. ffleur says:

    I think its a dog cookie available from special dog bakeries.
    Anyone one else notice a bit of pink belly peeking out?
    This little one is a totally laid-back, relaxed surfer-dude type of goggie.

    • ceejoe says:

      I see peenk belly too!
      What a happy looking pupster!

    • tracylee says:

      if M. McCaughn…Cauneh… blargh…
      that surfer/slacker cutie pie movie dude whose name I CANNOT spell…

      if he ^ were a scruffy dog, I imagine it’d be this one.

      • Zippy says:

        OMG – you are right! He totally looks like Mr. Once-Naked-While-Playing-Bongos-Texas-Surfer-Actor-Dude if Mr. ONWPBTSAD (yup, I can’t spell his name either) were a scruffy dog!

  15. Jessy says:

    Surely this is photoshopped? Those eyes and the pink skin around them . . . just sayin’.

  16. Jack Thomas says:

    Oh man, those eyes. It LOOKS like it could be a guy in a dog suit. So creepy…

  17. warrior rabbit says:

    Well, dogs don’t use deodorant, either, but I’m not so sure they’d be any good at naked bongo playing, so it might not be a perfect match.

    • warrior rabbit says:

      That was a reply to Tracylee. Oops.

      • Zippy says:

        WR – that’s OK — and looks like you and I were on the same page at the same time vis a vis the naked bongo playing ref!

    • tracylee says:

      don’t dogs usually prefer to be naked too? much like our Mr. ONWPBTSAD? maybe it is all falling into place…

      • Gigi says:

        Please stop with the naked bongo playing actor and dog and the falling into place, I can’t stop giggling at the pictures in my head.
        I’m a baaaad girl :D

  18. Laffy Jo says:

    That is one blissful looking Pooty. Nothin’ like a lovely plate full of carbs.

  19. pamela l. kelly says:

    i can’t stop lookin’ at him’s cute face! him’s NOT creepy! ALL dogs are just people in dog suits.

    • Ladybug says:

      “ALL dogs are just people in dog suits.”

      Yes yes! Brilliant, pamela! I’ve often thought that my dachsie behaves as though he were a demanding little German man furious to have found himself in a weiner dog’s body. Now I KNOW he is!!

      • ffleur says:

        Demanding little German man furious to have found himself in a weiner dog’s body?
        That is the funniest and best description I’ve ever read.

      • Noelegy says:

        Shades of Klaus from “American Dad!”

  20. AuntieBellum says:

    Pootmoodler. I’m gonna name my next LOTRO creep “Pootmoodler.” Hmm…should it be a spider, a Warg, or an Orc?

  21. Alice Shortcake says:

    The party hat also doubles as an ear trumpet.

  22. SlaveToCat says:

    Cute puppy er human er puppy gosh must be a puppyman.

    Geneticists must have crossed the DNA of puppies and babies. Fortunately cats are immune to cross species gene splicing. =)

  23. Dr. Emile Schoeffhausen says:

    I close my pootmoodler eyes and make a very special birthday wish.
    I wish…
    I wish for…
    Cake.
    Cake?
    Caaaaake.
    Mmmmmm…

  24. Andi says:

    CREEPY dog!
    That is one creepy dog face, eek!

  25. ash says:

    I can only hope that this is one of my fantasies come true, when down on their luck hoomans get reincarnated into a SWEET dog’s life.

    My pets for instance… I look at them and say ‘I really hope you deserved this life!’

  26. chanpon says:

    Seriously, that looks like a guy in a furry face suit. *shudders*

  27. April's NaNa says:

    Those eyes just don’t belong in that face. Can you say “photo-chopped”?

  28. April's NaNa says:

    Sorry, I failed to read all the comments before posting my own. Weird dog-cute-but weird.

  29. Kar says:

    Hey, furries are the new drag queens. It’s a valid lifestyle, weird as all-get-out but vaid.

    This little one needs some visine and a long nap.

  30. curious says:
    • pamela l. kelly says:

      Thanks for sharing more CUTE pictures of Riley! I just wanna hug him!

  31. Laffy Jo says:

    Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

  32. Tania says:

    I’ve seen this pic, and others of Riley, countless times, and I just can’t get enough of them! That look is priceless!

  33. Jadilee Wadilee says:

    We have a Bichon Frise, of which I believe this is a picture. He does not have eyes as widely spaced and they are dark brown, so I believe the eyes in this photo are photo shopped. The smile, however, is genuine.

  34. KittyMarthaPoo says:

    If you read the article, you’ll see that Riley is known for having a human-like face & making human-like expressions.

    He is so FLUFFY!!! Just like a lamb!

  35. CAT says:

    That expression is doggone priceless!!!

  36. TrixandSam says:

    I think what’s throwing everyone off is the lack of pigmentation in the nose, eye rims (and eyes) and lips. Those areas should be black on a Bichon. The myriad of facial expressions are pure Bichon, but the liver-colored lips, nose, eye rims and light eyes are pure Poodle.

    That said, Riley is awesome!

  37. Noelegy says:

    Goggie is saying, “…………Duuuuuuuuuuude. I got the munchies.”

  38. Corona says:

    Dude, my hands are huuuge!

  39. Fird Birfle says:

    ….so [she said, rashly making an assumption that she was the first & cleverest person EVAHR -- cough -- for thinking of this?] ..then one could, accurately, refer to a female Bichon as a Bichon Biche aka Bitchin’ Bitch???

    signed,
    I have no shame at all today.

  40. catmom says:

    I can hear the little dog singing Happy birthday to me happy birthday to me happy birthday to me I wish this was a bone

  41. MythrilDragon says:

    For some reason this dog’s face reminds me of the old man from Pixar’s “Geri’s Game” short film :P