What’s the difference between a cat and a Brit? One is finicky, overly concerned with grooming, emotionally reserved, impeccably mannered and enjoys a quick nip. The other is a cat.
Quite right, Groucho (black Persian) and Kelly M.!
Stiff Upper Lip and All That
May 25, 2011 By
The original GoldenEye.
Giving us the StinkEye.
Is that the James Bond theme music I hear ?????
Pip pip!
Eevil kitteh is eevil. I think he wants my lunch.
Whatever you want, kitty! I’ll do whatever you say–just don’t look at me like that!
(pees pants)
Hoooooh BOY that they-uh wuz funneeeee skippymom!!!!
Oh, my word, did Sauron just acquire another eye?? And ears? And whiskers? Somebody warn Frodo and Sam!
That’s a kitty with some disapproval!
(P.S. love the comparison!)
Kitty is all in your face: toodle -oo and pip pip get me my tuna spit spot!
*wraps self in Kevlar* *dons protective gloves*
I’M GOING IN FOR THE SNORGLE, FOLKS.
*averts eyes from the carnage*
Standing by with first aid kit.
Standing by with mop and bucket.
Organ Harvesting team on the way.
POP gurgle gurgle glub glub. Chianti is poured and breathing.
Groucho reserves the right to the giblets and liver.
Good luck! I salute you. *Hail Britania playing in the background*
Kitteh’s eyes look eeeeevil
Help me, Dog! Save me!
How rude!
True…but rude!
Us Brits do not have such fabulous eyes though – what a gorgeous (slightly eevil) kitteh.
Off for a cuppa tea, a jammie dodger, and a jolly good bout of “Let’s-Mock-Those-Vulgar-Americans”. Toodle pip!
Some of you do have very nice eyes indeed. There’s a normal distribution.
Hey, if this doesn’t bring Hon Glad of the woodwork, what will?
yea, really!
Normal distribution — they all have two?
Indupitably!
Mostly….. we have occasional, very strange, slightly in-bred looking populations in remote areas. Odd in such a small country, but true. We refer to them as “three-eyed” (v rude, I know)
like Norfolk
I was thinking Hampstead myself.
Theresa, last time Hon Glad went MIA (resurfaced 2/7/2011), he had been laid up at an internet-less home nursing a sore foot. Do you think he had a relapse???
I hope not. Better he could be making a nuisance of himself on a beach in the Greek Isles or Mallorca, or something (see the pic in my posting above; or this:
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/167/485340695_e6d0994abf.jpg )
*prays sincerely for HG*
Ah yes, the Brits. All that, and one drink (or ‘nip) away from this:
http://images.theage.com.au/2009/11/12/853257/yobs-420×0.jpg
I got scared there for a minute, Brits + drink often = full monty.
Also, one of them pees on your front door late at night.
And then you have to stand in the tea chest and sing “Jerusalem.”
PS: Alan Rickman Cat says “Do not disappoint me.”
such a cool looking kitteh! LOVE
Hello. I am Disapproving Kitteh. Do not anger me.
Right?
Quite Right!
Your bloody well right
You got a bloody right to say….me I don’t care anyway
(Supertramp – the epitome of British wordly-wise)
Something tells me he’d like to have kippers for breakfast, mummy dear, mummy dear.
PYRIT THIS IS A FUNNEH AND A TRUE POST.
(“and the other one is a cat” = HA HA HA HA and furthermore, HAHA!!!!)
That feline does remind me of two different people
-Darth Vader
-and the Ayatollah Khomeinie.
I’ll take Vader any day of the week!
Remember that scary book by Stephen King, “Cujo”? This is “Catjo”.
he looks like darth vader