Wait… we’re all still here? N-nothing happened?
No earthquakes? No torrents of fire? No express elevator to Heaven?
B-but the guy on the radio said it was guaranteed! I was all prepared to go!
I feel like my whole world is ending because my whole world isn’t ending.
Sender-inner Peter notes that he thought he was staking out an owl’s nest, but this raccoon appeared instead. Perhaps the owl just (pause for effect) disappeared.