Undercover Kitteh

Undercover Kitteh is everywhere… and she is nowhere.

Undercover Kitteh sees everything you do, hears everything you say.

Undercover Kitteh will be getting tuna every night this week.

Ever get that feeling you’re being watched, Karri T.?



  1. Is that a purr-ple blanket? 😉

  2. one of the MANY genius ways to use crochet for your kitties!

  3. Malinki says:

    Is that the CATPAT or the MultiCat pattern?

  4. Every (fish)breath you take, every (ninja)move you make…

  5. ashagato says:

    …when i am an old kitteh, i shall wear purple…

  6. Guinea Peeg Lover says:

    I don’t see any kitteh! Oh, wait, what’s that on my back?

  7. kibblenibble says:


    *runs away*

  8. warrior rabbit says:

    I bet Undercover Kitteh can spin a good yarn when she’s off duty.

  9. Studio Hen says:


  10. Undercover kitteh can watch me anytime. Oh, she’s got something on her nose… Beep!

  11. It doesn’t look like she’ll be watching for much longer anyway. So… tie tie…

  12. *studies picture*

    hmmm. nope. can’t make out the kitteh, nope. not at all.

  13. So cute. I’m hooked.

  14. Dunno. Something Afghan. [snkr]

  15. Ever notice how “crochet” rhymes with “touché”?

  16. A blanket with ears…cute! 🙂

  17. Aposematism: The use of bright coloration to advertise that an organism is dangerous or unpalatable. Examples include many species of tropical tree frog, the monarch butterfly and its larvae; and the common skunk, with its high contrast black and white.
    In this example, we see the rare Afghan Cat, whose eyeball-searing purple coloration warns of its mad ninja skills and its potent tuna odor.

  18. Queen of Dork says:

    What a delightfully strange photo! I love the ear fur floofage! (Also, I have a sudden urge to knit or crochet something).

  19. Yes! Crochet an Albert-cozy!

  20. Queen of Dork says:


    *grabs some sort of sticks (perhaps chopsticks as that’s all I have?) and some yarn pulled from an old sweater which was unraveling anyway. rolls up sleeves with determination and attempts to swoosh together an Albert-cozy*

  21. MrMikesCat says:

    If only Grandma would crochet in a hole for my tail my stealth disguise would be purrrpletastick.

    I so want to use a crochet hook to tweek the furry ear hairs and drive kitty insane. Kitty is just begging for it.

  22. Fird Birfle says:


    “Seeee-cret Aaaaaaaaaaaaagent Kitteh; secret aaaaaagent Kitteh;
    They’ve given you a bankie and taken away your name….” 😉

  23. skippymom says:

    *shaking fist*
    Hey! I was just about to go there, damn you!

  24. Rachael says:

    At least the radar dishes are still open and operating. Still able to detect movement while still going incognito.


  26. Fird Birfle says:

    *shakes fist FURIOUSLY @ skippymom in righteous indignation*

  27. Fird Birfle says:

    *innocent voice*
    “Yes, Stephen?????” 🙂

  28. Undercover Kitteh is sleeping on the job!

  29. Fird Birfle says:

    kibblenibble, you’re *SO BRAVE*!!!! 🙂

  30. Queen of Dork says:

    *knitting and crocheting furiously at the same time* Hmmmmmmm. This thing looks like a battered pot holder instead of an Albert cozy. I don’t think he’s going to wear this thing…

  31. Fird Birfle says:

    ha ha ha!
    Such a dedicated mommie!!

  32. Knit one, Purr two.

  33. victoreia says:

    Huh. My local species prefers pillows….

  34. What color is it? Hey, what color is Albert?

  35. Queen of Dork says:

    Theresa: Albert is black and white with greenish-yellowish eyes. His pot holder is blue and grey, because that’s the color the old sweater was.

  36. Very cool combo. 😉 Black and white kitties rule.

  37. kibblenibble says:


  38. victoreia says:

    Closely followed by marmies…..that’s practically a rule in my house!

  39. skippymom says:

    *puts Eddy on train to Florida to beat up Fird*

  40. The walls don’t have ears, the blankets do!

  41. skippymom says:

    You’re all wrong. Buff and white is the best (see Skippy photo).

  42. Fird Birfle says:

    *giggles disrespectfully*

  43. Fird Birfle says:

    *kowtows to Skippy the God*

  44. skippymom says:

    I’ll call Eddy to come home and not beat you up if you promise to always remember that Skippy is God. And I, of course, am your hero.

  45. *Doing move out of old Popeye cartoons* Salami . . . Salami . . . Baloney . . .

  46. (The Original) Mel says:

    *Points and laughs at Fird.*

  47. (The Original) Mel says:

    Does this apply as “doin’ cat stuff.”


  48. Fird Birfle says:

    @ V: that works, for me!!!

    Your Obedient Servant.

  49. Fird Birfle says:

    @ Skippymom: that works, for me!!!

    Your Obedient Servant.

  50. i bet undercover kitteh will unravel it the moment she realizes what it’s made of

  51. Fird Birfle says:

    *hopes Los Editores will take pity on my poor keyboarding and delete item where I directed comment to Victoreia by accident*

    *blushes and hides in corner again*

  52. *points and laughs at everybody, and so does Dante*

  53. victoreia says:

    Kyuri and Ezri object to that assertion. According to them, they’re GOD.

  54. Yes.

  55. I never had, Theo, and I play with yarn every day (knitting rather than crochet). Must work that info into conversation somehow.

  56. Malinki says:

    Back in my day, we wore chocolate chips 😀

  57. My cat likes hiding under blankets too; see the link I used as the website for a video.

  58. Lewis n' Clark says:

    wouldn’t that make it “crew-shay?” well, I suppose that would denote a crowd of crocheters

  59. Lewis n' Clark says:

    isn’t that supposed to be “Hey! I was just about to go there, DARN you!”?

  60. Ahem. AHEM. Your attention please. It is now 6:22 EDT, and I have not been raptured. Neither has my mother.

  61. Hey Skippymom, so when is Skippy gonna rapture us? We’re sitting around here waiting. 😛

  62. victoreia says:

    *snicker* I figure if there’s news from Guam or Japan in another six hours or so, then it ain’t happenin’. (I’m in Hawaii, so another six hours should be long enough to wait….)

    In the meantime, I’m gonna get some lunch, make my weekly trade at the library, and settle in to watch Deathly Hallows Part I. 😀

  63. Well, it didn’t happen here, and I’m six hours ahead of you. But then again, I don’t know yet if anyone else I know has been raptured. I wouldn’t be surprised if I’ve just been . . . left behind. 🙄

    But then again, no planes have fallen out of the sky, and there haven’t been any horrendous traffic accidents. And I don’t see any empty piles of clothes lying around.

  64. Brilliant!

  65. We have been told we won’t see it coming, so I figure anytime someone says it’s time, I’m especially safe! 😉

  66. Well when you are raptured can you please tell God that he forgot me too.

    Also do you think God sits up there rolling his eyes when people say they know when the world will end?

  67. Queen of Dork says:

    I just read through this comment thread. You guys are the most fun, silly, wonderful people EVER! What a nice place this is to communicate with such fabulous humans! Seriously, you all make my day all the time. You are so much fun and just so good. 🙂

  68. Queen of Dork says:

    Crap. I’m still here.

  69. Queen of Dork says:

    Well, I think we still have time to go out and buy (or loot) some of this stuff. (gulp)


  70. warrior rabbit says:

    Heh. I can just imagine God face-palming. Or maybe hed-desking (wonder if it’s a rolltop desk, ’cause you just know He’s a holy roller).

  71. 😈 Hey, I can imagine God thinking of the things he will do to that old goat once that man dies 😈

  72. Me want to snorgle kitty 😀

  73. Fird Birfle says:

    *considers & gets, the meaning of the term “darn”*


  74. bob drummond says:

    Is there a cat in there somewhere? All eye can ‘c’ is an afgan with eyeballs underneath it staring rite at me saying “What? Are you still here too?”

  75. I didn’t realize this, but I think of Fird Birfle as Firfle Bird.

  76. Firfle BirdY, actualleh.

  77. My stepmother always suggests that we just irritate God by calling on him to let us win football games, and while we’re having sex. “What? What is it? Oh, darn hoomins, they’re just doing it again.”

  78. Fird Birfle says:

    “Why you say ‘crap’, Q??? WE’re GLAD ye’re still here!!!”

    Not Mike’s Mother

  79. Fird Birfle says:

    That’s just as logical as “Fird Birfle”!!! 🙂

  80. Vous êtes très gentil. 😀

  81. Apocalycious! 😛

  82. I’m sorrry, but you only gavae one of this word’s definitions. The other is; “the transformation into the only marsupial found in North America, an animal that was recently, after much debate, deemed officially “cute” by Cute Overload.

  83. Noelegy says:

    I just got the “Hello, My Name Is Amineko” crochet book this weekend. Squee-worthy.

  84. Noelegy says:

    I could shake my tiny fist and swear I wasn’t wrong…

  85. Noelegy says:

    I showed my husband that video yesterday. Right after we watched it, and he got a chuckle, my Philo came barrelling into the office, hit the rocker recliner, and SPDOING! leapt to the top of the bookcase, one of his favorite haunts.

    My husband said, “What was THAT?”

    And I said, “He’s doin’ cat stuff. WHUT?!”

  86. Noelegy says:

    Everything I crochet has a certain amount of cat hair crocheted in with the yarn.

  87. (The Original) Mel says:


  88. baby birdie says:

    I agree with Lewis n’ Clark. “Crochet” and “touché” don’t rhyme.