Statuesque Beauty

Oh, my leetle rutabaga, why do you eeg-nore me? I loff you!


Just one kees, mah darl-leeng…


And if you think that was strange, the facts are stranger: This squirrel has become obsessed with this statue in a Russian suburb. Full story at the Daily Mail.

34 comments … read them below or add one

  1. tracylee says:

    Ooooh they can double-date with hedgie & statue!
    (from I’m marrying him, mother, you can’t stop me!)

  2. Fird Birfle says:

    Thees squirrel, he eez weelingk to use zee acrobatiques to reach his soulmate… check the leetle squirrel toesies in pique # 2 ….

    [Alternative Capshon: "She's just not that into you!!!!" :) ]

  3. MudBug says:

    I guess some love was just not meant to be :o (

  4. Don’t just stand there you crazy fool, Kiss me!

  5. Juno says:

    I’m getting more of a “Are you my mom?” vibe.

  6. TrixandSam says:

    I’m wondering if the statue’s name is Doug.

  7. TrixandSam says:

    Oh, and everyone MUST go check out the additional photos in the Daily Mail article. This is one obsessed squirrelio.

  8. jen says:

    omg – “rutabaga”??? rofl!

  9. Theresa says:

    “I don’t care if she is a tape dispenser. I love her.”
    http://tinyurl.com/4xeeydo

  10. bob drummond says:

    I think Mr/Miss squirrel needs a good pair of eye glasses. Then he/she will realize the mistake they’re makin’ and high tail it outta there quickly !

  11. Susan says:

    Very fit looking little fella, wha?

  12. AuntieBellum says:

    Might have known this was a NOMTOM! Bwah!

  13. Sar says:

    Are all Russian squirrels orange? He’s so pretty!

    That is a rather nice statue…I think Mr. Squirrel would like his privacy.

    • Joasia says:

      Yes, European squirrels are orange. We’ve got them in Poland, too. And they are poisoneously cute:)

  14. Itsme! says:

    Squirelovokic should really lay off the vodka! He’s got that “last-call-love” syndrome.

  15. Gigi says:

    It’s a Mister Magoo squirrel :lol:

  16. skippymom says:

    the loff that dare not squee its nom

  17. jen says:

    it’s “Mannequin” all over again! cue bad 80′s music.

  18. 260Oakley says:

    So when she was spayed did she have to go to a plastic surgeon?

  19. KG says:

    Statues are confusing!

  20. Z.R. says:

    What is with rating thing? Is it new?

    • Fird Birfle says:

      ….CO has given this a try once or twice in the past….
      “New” since perhaps two-three days ago …

  21. waffle says:

    Dog-iet and Squirrel-is. Play on Juliet and Paris. Read “Romeo and Juliet”. I don’t think Paris actually kisses Juliet, though. =)