Oh, my leetle rutabaga, why do you eeg-nore me? I loff you!

Just one kees, mah darl-leeng…

And if you think that was strange, the facts are stranger: This squirrel has become obsessed with this statue in a Russian suburb. Full story at the Daily Mail.

Ooooh they can double-date with hedgie & statue!
(from I’m marrying him, mother, you can’t stop me!)
Thees squirrel, he eez weelingk to use zee acrobatiques to reach his soulmate… check the leetle squirrel toesies in pique # 2 ….
[Alternative Capshon: "She's just not that into you!!!!"
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I guess some love was just not meant to be
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Don’t just stand there you crazy fool, Kiss me!
I’m getting more of a “Are you my mom?” vibe.
I’m wondering if the statue’s name is Doug.
Oh, and everyone MUST go check out the additional photos in the Daily Mail article. This is one obsessed squirrelio.
LOL! The one where he’s sitting on the doggeh’s head and leaning over to look into its mouth is a hoot!
‘Cause there are nuts hidden in the dog’s mouth. The skwerl is in loff… with nuts.
omg – “rutabaga”??? rofl!
Would you prefer another starchy root vegetable?
me too, jen! the little legs and feet are killing me…
“I don’t care if she is a tape dispenser. I love her.”
http://tinyurl.com/4xeeydo
Oh no. What did I do now? *dealing solitaire cards*
*hands Th. a fresh bag of Cheez Doodles*
I think Mr/Miss squirrel needs a good pair of eye glasses. Then he/she will realize the mistake they’re makin’ and high tail it outta there quickly !
“hmmmmm”
*visualizing skwyrl with eyeglasses*
Very fit looking little fella, wha?
Might have known this was a NOMTOM! Bwah!
Are all Russian squirrels orange? He’s so pretty!
That is a rather nice statue…I think Mr. Squirrel would like his privacy.
Yes, European squirrels are orange. We’ve got them in Poland, too. And they are poisoneously cute:)
Squirelovokic should really lay off the vodka! He’s got that “last-call-love” syndrome.
It’s a Mister Magoo squirrel
the loff that dare not squee its nom
awesome!
aw, shucks….
it’s “Mannequin” all over again! cue bad 80′s music.
So when she was spayed did she have to go to a plastic surgeon?
Nooooo; I think they said it was a: Vinylcologist…….!1!1!
Statues are confusing!
omg that’s funny. love the guys laughing
What is with rating thing? Is it new?
….CO has given this a try once or twice in the past….
“New” since perhaps two-three days ago …
Dog-iet and Squirrel-is. Play on Juliet and Paris. Read “Romeo and Juliet”. I don’t think Paris actually kisses Juliet, though. =)