Mr. Caturday Cat

Mr. Caturday Cat requires your salutations before you can begin your Caturday.

(everybody bow, say hello, pat hims head, offer roasted salmon nicoise platters)

Caturday Cat is pleased with your shameless groveling. You may begin your Caturday nao.


We are not worthy, Johanna S.

105 comments … read them below or add one

  1. Katharine says:

    His nosular and forehead regions look windswept. But they draw attention to those gorgeous “pet me naow, please!” eyes.

  2. Carolyn says:

    Tell my mother that I lo…..
    Thud…ded.

  3. warrior rabbit says:

    The muzzlepowsche markings are mesmerizing. I like how they’re broken, too. They’re like racing stripes. Or football grease. Or war paint. Rowr.

  4. (The Original) Mel says:

    He purty.

  5. Natalie says:

    The blue!!

  6. a non says:

    He looks like a little Heathcliff of the feline world.

  7. WendyLady says:

    You had me at the eyes.

  8. DillPig says:

    He is purfecty. His eyesies melt me…

  9. Larissa says:

    Is it just me, or does this cat look like Hugh Grant?

    • mimimosacat says:

      Looks like Caty Grant too me meow.

      (Cary Grant for u young uns)

    • Gigi says:

      It’s just you, but that’s OK :-)

    • Fird Birfle says:

      – I get the Hugh Grant reference and it works for me, but I’m not clear about why. Perhaps it’s the “je ne sais quoi” facial expreshe, combined with the handsome appearance ….

  10. Lon says:

    Yep, I want this one

  11. Nikki says:

    GORGEOUS!

  12. Kathy says:

    “We are not worthy.” No. No, we are not.

  13. kibblenibble says:

    Dreamy. *sigh*

  14. cellarmouse says:

    i did not know tuxedo cats could be so fluffular … definitely does not look like hitler ..

    • wannadance says:

      my tuxedo girlie is finally fininshed molting for the season. had i been able to knit or crochet, i could have creasted multiple litters of little jasmines. i have never seen so much fur in my life. every year. fur in the toothpaste, fur in the margarine, fur draped across my eye shadow..what’s a crip to do??? and she loves to be brushed, it’s like trying to brush a furry python in the throes…when she is tired of it, she t ries to bite me.

      that’s one tuxedo…

      • Fird Birfle says:

        Enormous enjoyable laughter at
        “fur in the toothpaste, fur in the margarine” ….

        Here’s hoping that your house has returned to standard levels of edible groceries …. :)

  15. Cambridge Rat Mom says:

    Paul Newman if he had been a cat.

    • Jessy says:

      Exactamente.

    • Fird Birfle says:

      Je ne suis pas d’accord, mais je le dis avec le respect.
      Pour ca, moi, je n’aime pas M. Newman; mais j’aime bien ce chat-ci.

      • Gigi says:

        Tu le dit en français pour ne pas être compris de tout le monde?
        Well I’ll say it in English, so everyone will understand I like Paul Newman….but my spaghetti sauce is better than his! :-D

        • bob drummond says:

          U R right. I love his movies but some of his pasta sauces stink! His frozen pizzas was pretty good however .

      • wannadance says:

        that is very beautiful, i love french. and furthermore, i understood it…

        oooooooo oui!

      • wannadance says:

        it’s cajun french!!! multiple reflexives..

        anyway, i think so, me.

    • Me, Echo! says:

      :-) meowth open smile.I’m gonna go eat some Newman’s own pretzels or something Newmanny.:-]

  16. leaves of cat grass says:

    I am honored by your presence Mr. Caturday Cat.

  17. Mom's Favorite says:

    *gasp* Oh MY what a beauty!

  18. Theresa says:

    *gasp* WOW! Stunning little creature!

  19. Shari says:

    If Caturday Cat were a spy for the gubmint, we’d know everything that’s going on with our enemies AND allies. No one could resist him.

  20. Stunbunny says:

    What floofy disdain for the contemporary masses.

    • wannadance says:

      or just the masses in general. i couldn’t live with a cat who looked at me like that all the time. i want the floofy but not that contempt. brrrrrr….

      you couldn’t call him a dollbaby or a cutie or so pretty and soft. he’d bite your very tongue out by the ruts, by the very ruts, ah tell yew….

      quiver.

      actually, he looks like a porcelain cat at your grandma’s house that if you break it, you won’t be able to sit down for weeks….

  21. Martha in Washington says:

    *falls slowly into the eyes*
    I am utterly and completely lost! Why can’t I meet a human man with eyes like that? Oh wait, I think I’d rather have the kitten. :)

  22. Kendra says:

    Where does this cat live? Address? No reason.

    • jujube says:

      Yes. Please tell us where. (Grabs large tote and cat treats and looks around furtively while waiting for an answer.)

      • Fird Birfle says:

        subtle, folks. Tres subtle!!!

        (I think it was the adverb “furtively”. Not exactly a term used by Poker players… ;) )

    • Me, Echo! says:

      (:-] I’ll have you know that I will be getting hees number tonight and maybe if you say pretty witty litty smitty kitty with a cherry on top I’ll tell ya. ;-}

      • Kendra says:

        Meet me at the mailbox on the corner of 12th and Main. I’ll give you $46 in unmarked bills in exchange for his whereabouts.

  23. Queen of Dork says:

    (Okay. I’ll offer salutations)

    Hi Lord Caturday Cat! You look spectacular m’Lord, as usual! *bows deeply* Whatever can I do for you? Your eyes are a most SPECTACULAR shade of blue this Caturday, Lord! *bows again even more deeply until I can smell my shoe leather.* I bring gifts of tuna, smoked salmon and caviar m’Lord. (hands offerings to kitty). May your nose always be cold and moist and may you live many a year in which to huff catnip and chase invisible….er….things.

  24. MudBug says:

    If you ignore the coloring of that little morsel it’s face looks like a baby cheetah to me.

  25. Queen of Dork says:

    The nose is a splendid camp-fire smoke grey, the whiskers are permanently “swept” into a sweeping whisker action, motion thing and the very best part (at least to me) is the errant, unruly, dare-you-to-tame-moi hairs sticking every which way from the top of his adorable little head. Also, his eyes look sad like those pictures of sad urchin children back in the ’70s. Although, I’m sure he’s just fine and is only doing that sad-eyed look in order to get stuff.

  26. Nancy says:

    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooh….Help! I’ve melted and can’t get back up!!!! aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhsmoooooch. Sigh.

  27. Stella says:

    “Nao” is the name of my brothers stuffed animal cat. He got it for his first birthday and he couldn’t say “cat” nor “meow”

  28. ChrisW says:

    I was thinking George Clooney, except with blue eyes. And I would post a link to his picture, except I don’t know how and it might not be allowed anyway.

    • joools says:

      Me too! The salt-n-pepper fur, the devil-may-care expression. I would love him and hold him and squeeze him, and I would call him George.

  29. victoreia says:

    The eyes! The blue eyes!

    Someone call the EMTs. I just died…..

    • Theresa says:

      Well, if you are DED, there isn’t much the EMTs can do for you. Shall we call an undertaker instead?

      • wannadance says:

        we could try, she says with excitement, rolls out of wheelchair, squiggles over…
        and one and two and three and four and FOOOOOF/five…pulse is back! it’s a save. it was just an’ adoration du chat a la fresco, nearly’ as we say in medicine…

  30. Kar says:

    Those eyes could rule the world.

  31. katkitpup12 says:

    May the Caturday Lord bless you, and clean you;
    May the Caturday Lord make His frurry face shine upon you, And be gracious to you;
    May the Caturday Lord lift up his countenance on you, And give you a purr.

    amen

  32. Theresa says:

    Seriously, Hon Glad, where are you? I have some intelligence for you.

  33. Alice Shortcake says:

    *prostrates self before embodiment of feline purrfection*

  34. Fird Birfle says:

    *grovels shamelessly as instructed*

  35. jen says:

    what does he want!? what does he want!!?? his wish is my command!!!!! tell meeeeeee!!! *runs around waving arms wildly*

    • Fird Birfle says:

      *attempts to direct jen to a nearby fainting cowsche to regain her composure*

      (but I entirely agree with your passion to indulge this lurvely kitteh’s every whim)

      • wannadance says:

        no, no, you are being sucked into his plot, run, run. unless you too don’t mind going around telling people you invented the internet, even if you did.

        he can work his will on you and , as with most cats, lords or no, his will is to make humans look like idiots..

        kein ausweg…run run, all we have left is the shreds of our dignity…

    • Theresa says:

      Reminds me of this pale, unworldly, geeky guy who was once fixing a computer of mine; the cats, as usual, came to inspect him. Guy, I guess, not comfortable with biological units, said to me “What do those cats want?”

    • Queen of Dork says:

      Jen, he WANTS your soul. But DO NOT give him that. Here. Give him these fish flavored kibble snacks instead. That’ll hold him off for now! That’ll divert him long enough for me to grab him and take him…duh. oops. I looked directly into his eyes…mis..take. huh. colors? rainbows? give kitty food? ‘kay. :) *drooool*

  36. Miriam says:

    I looked deep into his eyes….and melted

    • wannadance says:

      i looked shallowly into his eyes and got tachycardia, needed to be resuscitated and warned nnot to, nooooot to, toooo nooooot

      plop

  37. Noelegy says:

    Dear goodness, I have never seen a more blasé-looking kitten.

  38. Me, Echo! says:

    OOOOOOOOOOOh I totally want eet!!!!!!! guess who is gettin that kitty kitty’s number tonight.Go on.Take one or two lucky guesses :-)

  39. Me, Echo! says:

    P.S. MMMMEEEEEOOOOOOOWWWWW

  40. wannadance says:

    i just saw the source of his strange wilfulness:

    his right eye looks very sad. his left eye looks authoritative, like being sent to the principal’s office. his blaze veers off towards the sad eye, creating the false impression that his tortured sadness is the real him. and who isn’t drawn to tortured sadness? (i can make him better, i just know it and we can invent the internet together…)

    oh, ha. like we will buy that. probbbly spends a fortune in mousse for his ‘hawk

  41. wannadance says:

    gosh, my turn to be hit by the Mod God. don’t know why. just as aa lesson in humility. my posts are no more strange than ever…

    oh, well, i’ll just cowgirl up …

  42. Bashful says:

    >bleen<

  43. Ash says:

    cute! :)

  44. Bunni says:

    OMG, his expression is priceless!

  45. Neopatra says:

    Handsome kitty is HANDSOME.

  46. Jorj says:

    He has a kind of wildcat look about him! What a lovely face! I’m getting a kitten soon (photo mania tiemz), and am deciding what kind of breed to go for. I was thinking Birman, for their lovely blue eyes and grey/blue fur. But I’ll gladly take this one!

  47. Peanutcat says:

    OMG! What BEAUTIFUL blue eyes! Too bad they’ll change color as he grows.

  48. Jemima says:

    This beautiful boy (Harry) is one of my current foster children – along with his brother, William. These boys will eventually return to our rescue (Sante D’Or Foundation) to be permanently adopted. For the moment – they’re spending time entertaining everyone with their antics.

    • Fird Birfle says:

      YAY Jemima, YAY Harry & YAY fostering animaux!!!!

      I don’t have the admirable willpower to do that (the fostering bit) — my household would eventually become one consisting of one human and 87 adopted former foster bebbeh animaux ….

  49. feezie says:

    His wee nosie markingk looks like a slightly melted Eiffel Tower.

    Also, my current girl’s eyes are still this shade of blue – and she is an adult! If Mr. Cutie has any Siamese ancestry they might stay this blue.

  50. Teresa says:

    :twisted: I so want to give that kitty lots and lots of snorgling :twisted:

  51. Patrícia says:

    Linduuuu!!!! quero um desse pra mim!!! :D hehe