Mr. Caturday Cat

Mr. Caturday Cat requires your salutations before you can begin your Caturday.

(everybody bow, say hello, pat hims head, offer roasted salmon nicoise platters)

Caturday Cat is pleased with your shameless groveling. You may begin your Caturday nao.


We are not worthy, Johanna S.

Comments

  1. His nosular and forehead regions look windswept. But they draw attention to those gorgeous “pet me naow, please!” eyes.

  2. Carolyn says:

    Tell my mother that I lo…..
    Thud…ded.

  3. warrior rabbit says:

    The muzzlepowsche markings are mesmerizing. I like how they’re broken, too. They’re like racing stripes. Or football grease. Or war paint. Rowr.

  4. (The Original) Mel says:

    He purty.

  5. Natalie says:

    The blue!!

  6. He looks like a little Heathcliff of the feline world.

  7. Well said, Me.

  8. WendyLady says:

    You had me at the eyes.

  9. DillPig says:

    He is purfecty. His eyesies melt me…

  10. Larissa says:

    Is it just me, or does this cat look like Hugh Grant?

  11. Yep, I want this one

  12. GORGEOUS!

  13. “We are not worthy.” No. No, we are not.

  14. kibblenibble says:

    Dreamy. *sigh*

  15. cellarmouse says:

    i did not know tuxedo cats could be so fluffular … definitely does not look like hitler ..

  16. wuyizidi says:

    Yes, it’s rather rakish.

  17. Cambridge Rat Mom says:

    Paul Newman if he had been a cat.

  18. leaves of cat grass says:

    I am honored by your presence Mr. Caturday Cat.

  19. Mom's Favorite says:

    *gasp* Oh MY what a beauty!

  20. *gasp* WOW! Stunning little creature!

  21. If Caturday Cat were a spy for the gubmint, we’d know everything that’s going on with our enemies AND allies. No one could resist him.

  22. I think he’s going for the David Beckham fauxhawk look….

  23. Stunbunny says:

    What floofy disdain for the contemporary masses.

  24. mimimosacat says:

    Looks like Caty Grant too me meow.

    (Cary Grant for u young uns)

  25. Martha in Washington says:

    *falls slowly into the eyes*
    I am utterly and completely lost! Why can’t I meet a human man with eyes like that? Oh wait, I think I’d rather have the kitten. :)

  26. Where does this cat live? Address? No reason.

  27. Guinea Peeg Lover says:

    *snerk*

  28. Queen of Dork says:

    (Okay. I’ll offer salutations)

    Hi Lord Caturday Cat! You look spectacular m’Lord, as usual! *bows deeply* Whatever can I do for you? Your eyes are a most SPECTACULAR shade of blue this Caturday, Lord! *bows again even more deeply until I can smell my shoe leather.* I bring gifts of tuna, smoked salmon and caviar m’Lord. (hands offerings to kitty). May your nose always be cold and moist and may you live many a year in which to huff catnip and chase invisible….er….things.

  29. If you ignore the coloring of that little morsel it’s face looks like a baby cheetah to me.

  30. Queen of Dork says:

    The nose is a splendid camp-fire smoke grey, the whiskers are permanently “swept” into a sweeping whisker action, motion thing and the very best part (at least to me) is the errant, unruly, dare-you-to-tame-moi hairs sticking every which way from the top of his adorable little head. Also, his eyes look sad like those pictures of sad urchin children back in the ’70s. Although, I’m sure he’s just fine and is only doing that sad-eyed look in order to get stuff.

  31. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooh….Help! I’ve melted and can’t get back up!!!! aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhsmoooooch. Sigh.

  32. “Nao” is the name of my brothers stuffed animal cat. He got it for his first birthday and he couldn’t say “cat” nor “meow”

  33. Yes. Please tell us where. (Grabs large tote and cat treats and looks around furtively while waiting for an answer.)

  34. Exactamente.

  35. I particularly love those whiskers.

  36. I was thinking George Clooney, except with blue eyes. And I would post a link to his picture, except I don’t know how and it might not be allowed anyway.

  37. victoreia says:

    The eyes! The blue eyes!

    Someone call the EMTs. I just died…..

  38. Those eyes could rule the world.

  39. katkitpup12 says:

    May the Caturday Lord bless you, and clean you;
    May the Caturday Lord make His frurry face shine upon you, And be gracious to you;
    May the Caturday Lord lift up his countenance on you, And give you a purr.

    amen

  40. Seriously, Hon Glad, where are you? I have some intelligence for you.

  41. Alice Shortcake says:

    *prostrates self before embodiment of feline purrfection*

  42. Fird Birfle says:

    also, “Wa-a-a-an-an-an-an-t”.

  43. Fird Birfle says:

    Je ne suis pas d’accord, mais je le dis avec le respect.
    Pour ca, moi, je n’aime pas M. Newman; mais j’aime bien ce chat-ci.

  44. Fird Birfle says:

    Indeed.

  45. Fird Birfle says:

    subtle, folks. Tres subtle!!!

    (I think it was the adverb “furtively”. Not exactly a term used by Poker players… ;) )

  46. Fird Birfle says:

    *grovels shamelessly as instructed*

  47. what does he want!? what does he want!!?? his wish is my command!!!!! tell meeeeeee!!! *runs around waving arms wildly*

  48. Fird Birfle says:

    *attempts to direct jen to a nearby fainting cowsche to regain her composure*

    (but I entirely agree with your passion to indulge this lurvely kitteh’s every whim)

  49. I looked deep into his eyes….and melted

  50. Noelegy says:

    Dear goodness, I have never seen a more blasé-looking kitten.

  51. MamaLana says:

    Ah yes, the blue!!!

  52. Well, if you are DED, there isn’t much the EMTs can do for you. Shall we call an undertaker instead?

  53. And that is saying something.

  54. Reminds me of this pale, unworldly, geeky guy who was once fixing a computer of mine; the cats, as usual, came to inspect him. Guy, I guess, not comfortable with biological units, said to me “What do those cats want?”

  55. It’s just you, but that’s OK :-)

  56. Queen of Dork says:

    Jen, he WANTS your soul. But DO NOT give him that. Here. Give him these fish flavored kibble snacks instead. That’ll hold him off for now! That’ll divert him long enough for me to grab him and take him…duh. oops. I looked directly into his eyes…mis..take. huh. colors? rainbows? give kitty food? ‘kay. :) *drooool*

  57. Tu le dit en français pour ne pas être compris de tout le monde?
    Well I’ll say it in English, so everyone will understand I like Paul Newman….but my spaghetti sauce is better than his! :-D

  58. Hold on Queen, I get my cat deprogramming kit.

  59. Queen of Dork says:

    uuuuuuuhhhhhhhhh….ow! *looks about* Oh! Thanks Gigi! Wow, I really needed that!

  60. Me too!

  61. :-) meowth open smile.I’m gonna go eat some Newman’s own pretzels or something Newmanny.:-]

  62. ;-)p

  63. I think you’re right!

  64. I want the kitten too!!!! I soooo want eeet!!!!
    P.S. just so everyone knows I changed my name from Eva-Pink! to Me, Echo! :-)

  65. (:-] I’ll have you know that I will be getting hees number tonight and maybe if you say pretty witty litty smitty kitty with a cherry on top I’ll tell ya. ;-}

  66. OOOOOOOOOOOh I totally want eet!!!!!!! guess who is gettin that kitty kitty’s number tonight.Go on.Take one or two lucky guesses :-)

  67. P.S. MMMMEEEEEOOOOOOOWWWWW

  68. LOL

  69. You know, you’re right, MudBug!

  70. :-D :-D

  71. wannadance says:

    or just the masses in general. i couldn’t live with a cat who looked at me like that all the time. i want the floofy but not that contempt. brrrrrr….

    you couldn’t call him a dollbaby or a cutie or so pretty and soft. he’d bite your very tongue out by the ruts, by the very ruts, ah tell yew….

    quiver.

    actually, he looks like a porcelain cat at your grandma’s house that if you break it, you won’t be able to sit down for weeks….

  72. wannadance says:

    enphasis on allies. LOL: gubmint…

  73. wannadance says:

    that is very beautiful, i love french. and furthermore, i understood it…

    oooooooo oui!

  74. wannadance says:

    my tuxedo girlie is finally fininshed molting for the season. had i been able to knit or crochet, i could have creasted multiple litters of little jasmines. i have never seen so much fur in my life. every year. fur in the toothpaste, fur in the margarine, fur draped across my eye shadow..what’s a crip to do??? and she loves to be brushed, it’s like trying to brush a furry python in the throes…when she is tired of it, she t ries to bite me.

    that’s one tuxedo…

  75. wannadance says:

    it’s cajun french!!! multiple reflexives..

    anyway, i think so, me.

  76. wannadance says:

    we could try, she says with excitement, rolls out of wheelchair, squiggles over…
    and one and two and three and four and FOOOOOF/five…pulse is back! it’s a save. it was just an’ adoration du chat a la fresco, nearly’ as we say in medicine…

  77. wannadance says:

    may the caturday lord drink all the wine
    and pass out.

    sneaks away, still freaked out by that sociopathic facial expression. or psychopathic, even….

  78. wannadance says:

    no, no, you are being sucked into his plot, run, run. unless you too don’t mind going around telling people you invented the internet, even if you did.

    he can work his will on you and , as with most cats, lords or no, his will is to make humans look like idiots..

    kein ausweg…run run, all we have left is the shreds of our dignity…

  79. wannadance says:

    now that’s my kinda guy. has already lost his dignity…

  80. wannadance says:

    i looked shallowly into his eyes and got tachycardia, needed to be resuscitated and warned nnot to, nooooot to, toooo nooooot

    plop

  81. wannadance says:

    SNORK…we need to have a ladies night all out sarcasm party. no losers, we’d all win…

  82. bob drummond says:

    U R right. I love his movies but some of his pasta sauces stink! His frozen pizzas was pretty good however .

  83. wannadance says:

    i just saw the source of his strange wilfulness:

    his right eye looks very sad. his left eye looks authoritative, like being sent to the principal’s office. his blaze veers off towards the sad eye, creating the false impression that his tortured sadness is the real him. and who isn’t drawn to tortured sadness? (i can make him better, i just know it and we can invent the internet together…)

    oh, ha. like we will buy that. probbbly spends a fortune in mousse for his ‘hawk

  84. wannadance says:

    gosh, my turn to be hit by the Mod God. don’t know why. just as aa lesson in humility. my posts are no more strange than ever…

    oh, well, i’ll just cowgirl up …

  85. Bashful says:

    >bleen<

  86. victoreia says:

    I’ll go with that.

  87. victoreia says:

    [in Edith Ann voice] And that’s the truth. pplppppbplllltttttt.

  88. LOL

  89. cute! :)

  90. Nanette says:

    *frurry* I’m using that! Although it is hard to pronounce…

  91. Fird Birfle says:

    Enormous enjoyable laughter at
    “fur in the toothpaste, fur in the margarine” ….

    Here’s hoping that your house has returned to standard levels of edible groceries …. :)

  92. Fird Birfle says:

    – I get the Hugh Grant reference and it works for me, but I’m not clear about why. Perhaps it’s the “je ne sais quoi” facial expreshe, combined with the handsome appearance ….

  93. OMG, his expression is priceless!

  94. Neopatra says:

    Handsome kitty is HANDSOME.

  95. He has a kind of wildcat look about him! What a lovely face! I’m getting a kitten soon (photo mania tiemz), and am deciding what kind of breed to go for. I was thinking Birman, for their lovely blue eyes and grey/blue fur. But I’ll gladly take this one!

  96. Peanutcat says:

    OMG! What BEAUTIFUL blue eyes! Too bad they’ll change color as he grows.

  97. Peanutcat says:

    I was just thinking that, too!

  98. ashagato says:

    me too, so funny!

  99. Meet me at the mailbox on the corner of 12th and Main. I’ll give you $46 in unmarked bills in exchange for his whereabouts.

  100. This beautiful boy (Harry) is one of my current foster children – along with his brother, William. These boys will eventually return to our rescue (Sante D’Or Foundation) to be permanently adopted. For the moment – they’re spending time entertaining everyone with their antics.

  101. His wee nosie markingk looks like a slightly melted Eiffel Tower.

    Also, my current girl’s eyes are still this shade of blue – and she is an adult! If Mr. Cutie has any Siamese ancestry they might stay this blue.

  102. :twisted: I so want to give that kitty lots and lots of snorgling :twisted:

  103. Patrícia says:

    Linduuuu!!!! quero um desse pra mim!!! :D hehe

  104. Fird Birfle says:

    YAY Jemima, YAY Harry & YAY fostering animaux!!!!

    I don’t have the admirable willpower to do that (the fostering bit) — my household would eventually become one consisting of one human and 87 adopted former foster bebbeh animaux ….

  105. Me too! The salt-n-pepper fur, the devil-may-care expression. I would love him and hold him and squeeze him, and I would call him George.

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