The doggy snatchers always wait until their victims are asleep. There’s nothing to be afraid of. It’s painless. It’s good. Come. Sleep.
Feel free to quake in terror, Michelle S.
Invasion of the Doggy Snatchers
May 13, 2011 By
The doggy snatchers always wait until their victims are asleep. There’s nothing to be afraid of. It’s painless. It’s good. Come. Sleep.
Feel free to quake in terror, Michelle S.
YAY for “Sleppy” Tag Items!!!!
(and curly furry animaux!!!!111!!!!)
is your dogs name jazmin lmao?
“Ma’am, I’m terribly sorry to have to break the news to you, but you have a parasitic growth on your abdomen. I’m afraid there’s nothing we can do but try to suppress it. Noms and nuzzles should be sufficient, but if all else fails we may have to resort to extreme measures: We can bleen it off if necessary.”
“bleen” it off, if ….
*snerk*
thppppp
Hey, it had been a while. I figured it was time to throw one in there.
On the topic on “Invasion of the Bodysnatchers,” actually, there’s a song by Eisley called “Invasion” and it took me way too long to make the connection that it actually is in fact a song about that movie/story. Look it up on youtube, it’s a good song.
I have a confession to make: I am a doggy snatcher! I enjoy long walks on the beach, dognapping, cuddles and puppy breath.
you & victoreia should be well-suited, altho’ I think that her critter-snatching idiom leans just slightly more toward the feline variety …
Well, I do
haveam slave to two cats, so…..Mom….you choking me…oh nevermind…zzzzzzzzz…
oh man… I wanna nap there too!
*squeeze*nudge*ooof!*
lemme just…
*pry*jimmy*wedge*
whew!
there. soooo cozy!
weird
yep, thanks!
But MOOooooOOOOMMM!!! I don’t like peas!
*raises hand frantically to get Mr. Kotter’s attenshon*
TRUE STORY:
One of me proverbially knucklehaid Brudders was known,
from earliest of days to Not. Like Peas.
Since we are a military family and table manners were quite clearly in force, he took sly advantage and when Peas were Unavoidable, he laid the knife down in the proper angled posishe on the plate, under which, carefully in single file formation, each pea was set awaiting its turn at the kitchen sink.
The End.
hee hee. My grandmother tells the funniest story about my mom and peas. When she was just 1, they gave her peas for the first time. She would eat one and then gag. Then eat another and gag. She kept eating them and gagging!
I don’t think she would gag at that little cutie though!
we used to drop them in our milk! works like a charm…
And your Mom bought that??!! My mom made me drink the milk with the peas in it! Hubby used to hide broccoli under the seat cushions of the kitchen chairs. If our parents would have let us have dogs none of this would have happened.
My bro would take his unwanted veggies like pills. He would cut them up really small and then wash them down with big gulps of milk. I don’t think a pea or green bean ever touched his teeth.
I tried that but my dad wouldn’t refill my milk so it only worked for the first few bites (not sure why he cared if I drank milk and ate my veggies at the same time!).
Peek-a-boo!
They’re here already! You’re next! You’re next, You’re next…!
Reminds me of the mutant leader in Total Recall.
Quatto lives!
um…did I spell that right?
It’s “Kuato Lives.” I only know this because it’s written on the elevator door in the Dallas County Jail.
Dare we ask why you are acquainted with the interior of the Dallas County Jail?
I’m a cop. I bring my prisoners there.
I guess we’re assuming that prisoners know the correct spelling of “kuato”?
Mel, it’s only fair to warn you I’m beginning to get a “crush” on you.. a Texas cop .. yummy. Just sayin’.
OMG I might have to take that back. Saw your photo. I’m thinking “Mel” is not short for, say, Melvin. So.. “nevermind”.
I dunno what photo you saw, but I’m a chick! It stands for Melissa, you badge bunny! Haha. I like boyz.
good grief. what just happened here?
quaaiiddd
I think the back right hock would be my bed of choice as well.
Broader coverage than the front right armpit, but with the added bonus of a warm belly on the underside.
Looks like a cinnamon doggy roll with a sweet puppy center. Yum!
i love this!
Haha funny! I was thinking sticky bun with a raisin in the middle!
Best. Napping. Spot. Ever!!!
I dunno…cute or creepy? Not sure.
I don’t think it’s creepy. I think it’s cute.
Oooo, a cute remake of the famous scene from Aliens. MUCH more adorable than the original.
Certainly a lot less messy!
Isn’t it awesome when you literally LOL? That what I just did
I bet that’s a nice warm spot!
Now THAT’S the kind of love handle I wouldn’t mind having!
Puppy-filled dognut.
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pup…LOL!
hehe!
You have to admit, it’s a lot cuter getting infested with puppies than with fleas or ticks…
Bowwow constrictor
*applause* Niiiiiice!!!!
I gotta ask somfin… Was this the only Pup she had? *sad eyes* If it was, then I see why she was so curled around the wee one… Now, for the happier side of that thought, what a great spot!!! Makes me want to just lay down next to Goggie Mom and rub the wee one’s nose while listening to them snore!!
Oh. My. Gah.
Bigger dog thinking, “Must keep the baby warm…must keep the baby warm…”
Donut hole!
The cirrrrcle of liiiiiiiife . . . .
Happy post-Mother’s Day!
Mommy dog looks exactly like a beloved dog I had many, many years ago. sigh.
I think this is one for the calendar! Sweet!
We call this “the cinnamon bun position.”
Who wants to be the first one to pick the puppy up? haha!
OMG OMG OMG OMG <3
That is the cutest pic EVER.
Contentment & cuteness combined. Perfect.
That is soooooooooooooooooooooooo cute
Can anyone please please tell me what breed of dog the mommers is? She looks JUST like my Mollarina and we got her outside of Target and they said she was a full Lab. Lab, my hind foot, so we assumed she was a mutt so I never thought I see her exact doppelganger!
Proof that dogs reproduce by budding
Hi I was wondering if you knew the breed of the larger dog or if it possibly came from Tennessee. My dog is a mixed breed and looks exactly like your dog, it’s unbelievable that they would look so much a like, even the markings. It looks like a little younger version of my dog.
That’s what I want to know! My comment about my matching dog is a couple above yours. I’m in California, it would be amazing if a litter spread out over the whole country.
omg that’s crazy that would be so cool if they were all related even in some way. how old is your dog?
She issss….. about 12. I think we got her in the late summer/fall of 99
I know we definitely got our dog in the summer of 98, she was about 3 months old, so we know she’s 13. Was your dog definitely a puppy when you got it? Or could it have been 98?