Pick a Card, Any Card…

Look at it, but don’t show it to me… You picked the… Six of Mousies!

Well, how about the Queen of Tuna? Three of Meelks? Jack of Catnip? Nine of Yarn?

This kitten’s aces with us, ShiraGal.


  1. tracylee says:

    wouldn’t you rather play Go Fish?

  2. Zing. :)

  3. What a gorgeous baby!!!! Wish I could join you in a catnap, little one.

  4. Fird Birfle says:

    or in some catNIP :)

  5. (The Original) Mel says:

    He looks like my Dude when he was a wee marmie-lad.

  6. hey kitteh… there is no card

  7. How many suits does a kitty card deck have?

  8. 260Oakley says:

    Cat’s only have one suit: the birthday suit.

  9. 260Oakley says:

    (beware the wild, inappropriate apostrophe!)

  10. I was thinking 9 suits (one for each life).

  11. Fird Birfle says:

    How does one distinguish a wild, inappropriate apostrophe, from the standard-issue apostrophe???

    Do they tend to wear fuschia feather boas and tiaras??

  12. ashagato says:

    they drink too much and hit on the question mark.

  13. Ali-baba says:

    Ok, now I’m picturing it wearing a lime green leisure suit with a fuchsia colored shirt ( white patent leather shoes) opened to the fifth button, as to show off waaaay too much chest hair & a cocoa tin dangler

  14. Fird Birfle says:

    — that combination sounds delightful to me. —

  15. Fird Birfle says:


    GOING IN!!!111!!! :) :)

  16. Fird Birfle says:

    Also: luxuriant Ear Fringe!!!! :)

  17. Mary (the first) says:

    He/she is adorable but I do hope someone’s going to wash her face/earsies.

  18. I second that.

  19. I third that. It looks like she probably has ear mites. The insides of those ears should be shell pink, not black !

  20. kodalai says:

    Probably a he.

  21. Move over–I must give that stripey tum an immense raspberry!

    Oh, and BEEP on the tiny pink nose.

  22. and pink toe bean alert!
    >smooch smooch smooch<

  23. Rebecca says:

    Minnie Marmie murmurs “meeeelllkkss…”

    Furthermore: TOEBEANS!!!!!

  24. OMG! He pointing right at ME!!!
    That means he picks me as is hooman right?

  25. skippymom says:

    You MISTAKEN! He point at ME!

  26. Oh yeah? I’ll fight you for him.
    I challenge you to pudding at 10 paces.
    (Quickly prepares chocolate pudding)

  27. victoreia says:

    [sneaks behind Gigi and skippymom; quickly snatches bebeh marmie and runs]

  28. Fird Birfle says:

    *Uses an old-school, turn-dial black telephone to contact Officer Krupky for assistance with the Cuteness Delinquents*

    PS @ Gigi, sk’mom & v: OF COURSE, I only meant “Cuteness Delinquents” in the BEST POSSIBLE Way …..

  29. [tickles victoreia which makes her let go of the baby marmie and makes a run for the Canadian border with victoreia, Gigi, skippymom and Fire Birfle in hot pursuit]

  30. tagatha says:

    Okay, I’ll take this one and the fluffball from the earlier post, thank you, and please deliver them promptly!

  31. Magnificent The Marmie- your Marmie Magical Maven

  32. Rebecca says:


  33. Omigawd, toe beans AND chubby tummy spotses!? *hyperventilates*

  34. Ali-baba says:

    *whips out CO approved, Eco-friendly, made from 99.44% post-consumer recycled free-range wood paper sack, and hands it to Lizzy*
    Then grabs kitteh and runs fer any border w/Lizzy, victoreia, Gigi, skippymom & Firf Birfle in hot pursuit! ;-)

  35. Who doesn’t love a tiny, furry magician?

  36. The Little Myrmidon says:

    Kitteh needs to have boogers cleaned out of her eyes. She might have fleas too.

  37. donna brown says:

    That is what my kitty looked like too when we first got him from the shelter. Now he is a fluff ball. Not only do I wash his face but so does my dog



  40. Guinea Peeg Lover says:

    Awwww! Widdle kitteh thinks a picked six of mousies or jack of catnip! Or possibly the queen of tuna or the three of meelks or nine of yarn! I wish I could do something else right now, but right now I’m in my basement because of a tornado warning. :P

  41. can’t you just feel the sweet purrs?!!

  42. tineetabbeetummee

  43. Fird Birfle says:

    *celebrates with TUM*

  44. Nine of Yarn . . . love it!

    And love the stripey tum!

  45. Noelegy says:

    I needed this. I really needed this.

    I learned some unbelievably crappy news about an hour and a half ago–we’re talking full litterbox here–and I was about to scream, and then I said, “I’ll go get a CO fix!”


    You really do provide a valuable service here, you know.

  46. Noelegy says:

    P.S. I’m OK. It’s got to do with the Texas wildfires.

  47. Ali-baba says:

    I’m glad you’re ok, Noelegy! My furkids and I are sending warm thoughts and rainbows your way. And if that doesn’t help, please consider these words from anonymous;
    “Sometimes Honest Intentions are Transformed into a Hopelessly Anti-Productive Potpourri of Extremely Nasty Situations” ;-)

  48. Noelegy says:

    Thank you Ali-baba for the warm thoughts and the chuckle. :)

  49. Denise A. says:

    Even allowing for the camera perspective, those are two big lion paws kitteh’s got there. He’s gonna be a beeg boy!

  50. Aawww… why don’t people wipe the boogies out of a kitteh’s eyes before they submit its picture for the internet? Poor cat is going to grow up anguished because the Cat Mom didn’t wipe the boogies… :(

  51. the polly of dactylies?
    the axis of snorgles?
    the seven of nines?

    no wait, i can do this trick

    the duke of earls?
    the marm o’ lade?

  52. Empressgoth says:


  53. Emmberrann says:

    Looks like Marmieduke has a double row of buttons on his vest! And it also looks like he is making biscuits in his sleep in the air. Look at them peeeeenk toebeans!

  54. JaneLame says:

    OMG. I know this cat in person. He is amazing. I recognized the pic the moment I saw it.


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