Look at it, but don’t show it to me… You picked the… Six of Mousies!
Well, how about the Queen of Tuna? Three of Meelks? Jack of Catnip? Nine of Yarn?
This kitten’s aces with us, ShiraGal.
Pick a Card, Any Card…
May 11, 2011 By
Look at it, but don’t show it to me… You picked the… Six of Mousies!
Well, how about the Queen of Tuna? Three of Meelks? Jack of Catnip? Nine of Yarn?
This kitten’s aces with us, ShiraGal.
wouldn’t you rather play Go Fish?
Zing.
What a gorgeous baby!!!! Wish I could join you in a catnap, little one.
or in some catNIP
He looks like my Dude when he was a wee marmie-lad.
hey kitteh… there is no card
How many suits does a kitty card deck have?
Cat’s only have one suit: the birthday suit.
(beware the wild, inappropriate apostrophe!)
I was thinking 9 suits (one for each life).
How does one distinguish a wild, inappropriate apostrophe, from the standard-issue apostrophe???
Do they tend to wear fuschia feather boas and tiaras??
they drink too much and hit on the question mark.
Ok, now I’m picturing it wearing a lime green leisure suit with a fuchsia colored shirt ( white patent leather shoes) opened to the fifth button, as to show off waaaay too much chest hair & a cocoa tin dangler
– that combination sounds delightful to me. –
OMG SNORGLEAXIS ALERT!!!
GOING IN!!!111!!!
Also: luxuriant Ear Fringe!!!!
He/she is adorable but I do hope someone’s going to wash her face/earsies.
I second that.
I third that. It looks like she probably has ear mites. The insides of those ears should be shell pink, not black !
Probably a he.
Move over–I must give that stripey tum an immense raspberry!
Oh, and BEEP on the tiny pink nose.
and pink toe bean alert!
>smooch smooch smooch<
Minnie Marmie murmurs “meeeelllkkss…”
Furthermore: TOEBEANS!!!!!
OMG! He pointing right at ME!!!
That means he picks me as is hooman right?
You MISTAKEN! He point at ME!
Oh yeah? I’ll fight you for him.
I challenge you to pudding at 10 paces.
(Quickly prepares chocolate pudding)
[sneaks behind Gigi and skippymom; quickly snatches bebeh marmie and runs]
*Uses an old-school, turn-dial black telephone to contact Officer Krupky for assistance with the Cuteness Delinquents*
PS @ Gigi, sk’mom & v: OF COURSE, I only meant “Cuteness Delinquents” in the BEST POSSIBLE Way …..
[tickles victoreia which makes her let go of the baby marmie and makes a run for the Canadian border with victoreia, Gigi, skippymom and Fire Birfle in hot pursuit]
Okay, I’ll take this one and the fluffball from the earlier post, thank you, and please deliver them promptly!
Magnificent The Marmie- your Marmie Magical Maven
Marvelous!
Omigawd, toe beans AND chubby tummy spotses!? *hyperventilates*
*whips out CO approved, Eco-friendly, made from 99.44% post-consumer recycled free-range wood paper sack, and hands it to Lizzy*
Then grabs kitteh and runs fer any border w/Lizzy, victoreia, Gigi, skippymom & Firf Birfle in hot pursuit!
Who doesn’t love a tiny, furry magician?
Kitteh needs to have boogers cleaned out of her eyes. She might have fleas too.
That is what my kitty looked like too when we first got him from the shelter. Now he is a fluff ball. Not only do I wash his face but so does my dog
ALL KITTEH MUST HAVE A TUMMY BLOW,,,,,GOING IN,,,,,,,,,,,,,
AGAIN AND AGAIN,,,,,,HE LOOKS LIKE MY MAX!!!!!!!!!
Awwww! Widdle kitteh thinks a picked six of mousies or jack of catnip! Or possibly the queen of tuna or the three of meelks or nine of yarn! I wish I could do something else right now, but right now I’m in my basement because of a tornado warning.
can’t you just feel the sweet purrs?!!
tineetabbeetummee
*celebrates with TUM*
Nine of Yarn . . . love it!
And love the stripey tum!
I needed this. I really needed this.
I learned some unbelievably crappy news about an hour and a half ago–we’re talking full litterbox here–and I was about to scream, and then I said, “I’ll go get a CO fix!”
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.
You really do provide a valuable service here, you know.
P.S. I’m OK. It’s got to do with the Texas wildfires.
I’m glad you’re ok, Noelegy! My furkids and I are sending warm thoughts and rainbows your way. And if that doesn’t help, please consider these words from anonymous;
“Sometimes Honest Intentions are Transformed into a Hopelessly Anti-Productive Potpourri of Extremely Nasty Situations”
Thank you Ali-baba for the warm thoughts and the chuckle.
Even allowing for the camera perspective, those are two big lion paws kitteh’s got there. He’s gonna be a beeg boy!
Aawww… why don’t people wipe the boogies out of a kitteh’s eyes before they submit its picture for the internet? Poor cat is going to grow up anguished because the Cat Mom didn’t wipe the boogies…
the polly of dactylies?
the axis of snorgles?
the seven of nines?
no wait, i can do this trick
the duke of earls?
the marm o’ lade?
…
WANT!
Looks like Marmieduke has a double row of buttons on his vest! And it also looks like he is making biscuits in his sleep in the air. Look at them peeeeenk toebeans!
OMG. I know this cat in person. He is amazing. I recognized the pic the moment I saw it.