Teh spawtaneous diffusion of fuzz and teh absorption of orinj until equal squeelibrium is acheeved.

What color did you used to be, Cruyff?  Quantum thanks, Fabian O.



  2. Fird Birfle says:

    ORUNJ FLOOF!!!!! AND googly-eyez!!!!111!!!
    eeeeeEEEEeeeeeeeeee!!!!!111!!!” “OMGPONIES!!!!1111!!!”

  3. Nicolletta says:

    Fluffy kitty is fluffy.

  4. Fird Birfle says:


  5. Guinea Peeg Lover says:

    So darn foofy! I could just bury my nose in his neck!

  6. poor baby. he probably can’t get down from that tower!! :)

  7. skippymom says:

    Call the fire brigade! Tell them to bring long ladders! Oh, wait…(picks up kitten, lifts off tower, snorgles)

  8. of course, the creature probably gets carried around everywhere and does not ever need to walk on his own.

  9. I volunteer to carry him around everywhere. EVERYWHERE.

  10. So do I :D as well as giving that kitty lots and lots of snorgling and cuddling :D feeding him/her tasty kitty food in a crystal bowl with a matching water dish of crystal :D making sure there are lots and lots of soft pillows for kitty to sleep on :D

  11. Oooo, a handful of fluff just waiting to be sniffed and kissed! >^.^<

  12. But teh orinj wuns r poysin!

  13. victoreia says:

    I’ll take the fwuffy widdle baby….*cough* I mean, I’ll just remove the little orange guy from your vicinity, to protect you.

  14. Fird Birfle says:

    how *cough* CONSIDERATE and community-minded, of you, v!!! :)

  15. wuyizidi says:

    Yup, just confirmed by measuring the image on the screen, he is as wide as he is tall.

  16. Guinea Peeg Lover says:

    Woah…. that’s really weird! Now I’M going to measure the screen and see if you’re right!

  17. Guinea Peeg Lover says:

    Okay, I measured teh scween. Ah caunt beeleeb id’s god teh thame mezhurmants und noa ah am habbing twubble tieping beecuz teh keetie ees tho coot.

  18. starling says:

    *pulls out stethoscope*


    *strokes chin*

    I believe you have caught a dose of cheezburglolitis. Take two kitties daily and please don’t contact me if it doesn’t clear up. KTHXBAI.

  19. Guinea Peeg Lover says:

    Ohkeh, ah toog too kitthies a dai, bud id dint clear ub, starling. Oopth, ah jutht contacteed joo. Wuth gunna happun noa?

  20. WendyPinNJ says:

    Ack! Make it stop! The cuteness! The big wide eyes! The marmalade-ness! The FLOOF!

    It’s too much to bear!

  21. thanks, wuyizidi, for taking the time to perform that important measurement. This is one of the most adorable kittehs in the entire world, if not the universe.

  22. Is it even possible for something to be so cute? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  23. There is one big ball of soft floofiness ready to be cuddled!

  24. Pure white kitty was PROMISED that his orange perch wouldn’t ‘bleed.’

  25. victoreia says:


  26. Oooh…. it’s a furry chicken mcnugget with ears! I get it now… I thought it was a kitten at first.

  27. Japan as finally been beaten in the “It can’t be real it’s to cute” department.

  28. Esse site me faz mais feliz…..amo gatos.

  29. skippymom says:

    My Eddie is always producing “molecular gasses”.

  30. skippymom says:

    I meant Eddy. Can’t believe I just spelled my own cat’s name wrong.

  31. Fird Birfle says:



  32. BWAHAHAHAHA! (I’m eleven :P )

  33. ROFLMAO!

  34. Guinea Peeg Lover says:

    No whey! I’m twelve!

  35. Tak the Hideous New Girl says:

    I refuse to believe that this kitten is real, that is far too much floof to be believable.

    I will only believe it if he is sent to me right now for inspection (and cuddles).

    I promise I’ll send him right back.

  36. Fird Birfle says:

    yeh, shur, yewbetcha!!! ;)

  37. Not till I get to inspect the floof first.And I absolutely and solemnly swear I am up to no good.*Ooops* I mean I absolutely promise to return it. ):-P

  38. Isn’t it awwwwsmosis.

  39. Fird Birfle says:

    PS: STUBBY LAIGS ALERT!!!111!!!!

  40. ashagato says:

    picked the wrong week to quit HUFFING KITTEHS!

  41. bagoguts says:

    And don’t call me Shirley!

  42. molecular gasses? google eyes? too funny!

    what an adorable little fuzzball! look at those hammy legs! squeee!

  43. MMM, nice drumsticks!

  44. victoreia says:

    Literally, the first thing that happened when I saw this little one: “AAWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!1!!!!!1!!!”

    Good thing my office-mate is out.

  45. victoreia says:

    Also: “OHMYGAWD!!MARMIE!!!!”

  46. I had to study pix for a while to determine kitty has only 2 ears. At first glance it appears to have 2 ears on its right side. 2 ears, 3 ears, whatever, still too cute. :oO~

  47. Rooanne says:

    **gasp** This took my breath away. Oh, the floofieness…………

  48. Hon Glad, are you around? Where you been?

  49. Fird Birfle says:

    oooh, good catch — I hadn’t seen anything from him, either!!!

    Originally, he had vowed to marry Queen/Dork the same day as the Prince and Her Kateness … but it’s been quite awhile since an HG post here on CO, hasn’t it??

    — Signed,
    Worrying ….

  50. (The Original) Mel says:

    This is a Floof Blorpalade scone. It’s very good with Snorg Grey tea.

  51. Plus everything is better with googly eyes.

  52. (The Original) Mel says:

    Gasp! Next time I have sushi, I am going to demand that the chef put googly eyes on them!

  53. bagoguts says:

    T, your speediness in finding appropriate pics & videos is truly astonishing!

  54. jrochest says:

    What kind of kitten is this? Seriously. He’s going on the “own someday” list, along with the corgi and the pet llama.

  55. he looks like a chuzzle!

  56. Alice Shortcake says:

    *licks screen tentatively*

    Mmmm…orange marmalade with just the slightest undertone of Cheerios. An unassuming little kitten but I was taken aback by his fluffulence.

  57. 260Oakley says:

    Beauty is floof, floof beauty.

  58. Fird Birfle says:

    YAY litt’ra’chua!!!!!

  59. “What’s a Greek urn?”
    “About a hundred dollars a week.”

  60. Rachael says:


  61. We must have the PRECIOUS!!!!

  62. Kitten Guidette is all the bigger the hair the better baby!

  63. flutterbye says:

    Teho bait if I ever saw it!

  64. revolution724 says:

    It’s a living Cheez Puff!

  65. Fird Birfle says:

    True, dat.

  66. Fluff fluff fluff

    Puff puff puff

    Fluff puff fluff

  67. Fird Birfle says:

    huff [kitty] huff.

  68. cutest kitten in the universe

  69. Suzanne says:

    Is it a munchkin kitty?

  70. Noelegy says:

    Fuzzy creamsicle!!

  71. kittyfluff says:

    this kitty has trapped my soul in his eyes… mmmmf

  72. Ebreybody RUUNN, da kitteh is fixin’ ta assplode!!1!

  73. ratchic says:

    I feel filled with floof awesomeness and fulfilled with a new knowledge. Cruyff..for Johan Cruyff?

  74. Empressgoth says:

    OKAY WHO LEFT the CAT in the Dryer??? He was to stay in there for 5 Minutes! And only Five!! NOW LOOK AT HIM!

  75. BOO!

  76. EEEh! :D
    It’s almost too adorable XD

    I want another cat to keep my Baltazar with company :D.
    Boyfriend would never fall for that.

  77. Is that really the cat’s name, or is that your sly, playful commentary? Either way, naming that cat Cruyff is a fine turn.


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