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Rejected Soup Flavors!

French Pomeronion
Pawtato Chow-chowder
Chi-chicken Poodle
Split Pekingese
…and the number one rejected soup flavor:

Pugillatawney Soup

Miss Lily Belle says this is a recipe for disaster, Brian D.!


  1. I suppose this means you don’t want my recipe for German Shepherd’s pie, then?

  2. I’ll trade you my recipe for Grandma’s Old-Fashioned Weimeranerschnitzel.

  3. 260Oakley says:

    Care for a Dachshundred Year Old Egg with that?

  4. And from the bar, a single Maltese. :P

  5. patris says:

    White whine spitzer for me, please.

  6. I’ll take a beagle wich a schmear.

  7. or Irish Setter Stew

  8. We didn;t mean cute enough to eat literally

  9. I could go for a bowl of gaz-pooch-o myself.

  10. :mrgreen:

  11. Ok, now I’m hungry.

  12. Takes a taste…


    Hmmm, needs more dog.

  13. A hair more of the dog that bit you, perhaps?

  14. Malinki says:

    Won Tin Tin soup?

  15. I bathe my wee Chihuahua in a stockpot. We call it her jaccuzzi so she doesn’t feel like a menu item.

  16. Awwwww

  17. My favourite Ampbell’s-Cay flavour: Beef & Bowwowley

  18. I’m feeling a hair of the dog joke line of comments next…

  19. After a few too many Black Russian (terriers).

  20. Waiter! There’s a whole lot of hair in my soup … and it’s looking at me!

  21. tracylee says:

    waiter! what’s this hair doing in my soup?!

  22. Rachael says:

    “No soup for you!”

  23. “Come back 1 year!” Hehehe

  24. Miriam says:


  25. tracylee says:

    Italian Greyhound Wedding Soup? (ohsosorry, Goose)
    New English Springer Clam Chowder?
    Pom Yum?

  26. Guinea Peeg Lover says:

    How about some Golden Retreiveroni?

  27. 260Oakley says:

    I could woof down some Bouillabasenji.

  28. Not complete without some Yorkshire (terrier) pudding.

  29. Ali-baba says:

    What about Blood(hound) pudding? ;-)

  30. victoreia says:

    I see Pyrit’s been taking punning lessons from 260Oakley…….:D

  31. 260Oakley says:

    Pyrit’s the star, I’m just the punderstudy.

  32. Where can I get a Leonburger around here?

  33. Fird Birfle says:

    I think they specialize in those, in Lyon!!!!!

    (silly giggle)

  34. TrixandSam says:

    ::: tastes Pugillatawney Soup ::::

    needs a min-pinscher of salt, maybe a daschund of pepper.

  35. That cayenne pupper has a real bite to it.

  36. TrixandSam says:

    I always worry about the cur-y seasoning of this recipe….

  37. Lerrinus says:

    *groans at all the puns* :lol:

  38. (The Original) Mel says:

    Me too. ;)

  39. TrixandSam says:

    You know what pairs beautifully with a bowl of soup, don’t you? A 2006 Dogue de Bordeaux, of course.

  40. WOW 8O

  41. And a muttiny, smooched not stirred.

  42. TrixandSam says:

    OK, one more:

    :: cue scenes of french countryside in springtime ::

    “Az ze weathair wharmz, serv-eh ze seeempleh deesh of ze Vizslassoise.”


  44. I seriously do not think this is funny since people actually would cook a sweet
    animal Think this should be taken off the site…sorry

  45. Sharpy says:


    doo doo doo dum de dumm what a dreary day… OOH! i just remembered, cuteoverload! that will cheer me up!

    clickety clickety (already bookmarked, thank goodness) click, click (on my home page, even better!)

    ooohhhh cute! look at that, a piggy in little red boots! that’s too mosche!

    oh and, what’s this? hmmmm. i think i’ll cook and eat my dog.

    [ no so much ]

  46. Well, naturally, if it was sweet. :mrgreen:

  47. JohnnyJohnny says:


    Safe kitten in disabled blender — Bad.
    Safe puppy in pot, on stove — Good.
    Wondering where the line is drawn — headache.

  48. Sharpy says:

    leave that headache to me, jj. i’m a professional.

  49. JohnnyJohnny says:

    Will do!

    (also, a few snasages would make a great broth to simmer that pug.)

  50. These are all too complicated. How about just a simple saluki on rye? With Swiss (mountain dog)?

  51. 260Oakley says:

    With a Great Danish for dessert?

  52. Was thinking some Chocolate Lab. :P

  53. ashagato says:

    or boston (terrier) cream pie!

  54. Pug does not approve the soup. I’d much prefer chinchilli anyway.

  55. Ya’ll have me in tears here!
    I’m off, to make a plott of cairndensed alpha-dog-abet soup with collared greenhounds ‘n weimaraner rice.
    Soup’s on, baby!

  56. This is the really loud finale where they let off everything left in their firecracker array. :D

  57. HAWR!

  58. Don’t forget the Borscht-zoi!

  59. Tazmania says:

    He just doesn’t seem to care a bit in there. That’s a look of “what stupid joke is-he making on me again”…

    Too funny…

  60. LAINEY O says:

    I bet everyone would love to check out the hottest new ‘brew pug’ for happy!

    (sorry, that was bad but couldn’t resist)

  61. Princess of Insolence says:

    So bad it was good!!

  62. kibblenibble says:

    Y’all can have all the pug soup you want. Just save the earses for me. They’re my favorite part! *nomnom*

  63. For the vegetarians, we have some Brussels Griffon Sprouts, with a Sauce Bernese Mountain dog. :P

  64. kathyb says:

    i’d just like a simple cinnamon-raisin beagle. :)

  65. How about some Brie-ard?

  66. Is it just me or did this just make me feel worried for the sad puppy? Why is he so sad? Why didn’t his humans give him a cuddle? Why?

  67. Anna Fylaxes says:

    Ever wondered about the phrase ‘sad puppy dog eyes’? XD Well, this is the definition of it! :D
    It’s an evolutionary thing too; the cuter babies look, the more people will want to protect/obey them, and then baby puppies can rule the world with a tiiiny iron paw.
    I, for one, welcome our new puppy overlords.

  68. It’s a pug. Pug’s always look worried and sad.

  69. pushy mcshove says:

    i like mine poached in a white wine sauce, accompanied by a pug of beer.

  70. bob drummond says:


  71. Fern Lovesknot says:

    Pug Chow……Oopsy I meant Puppy Spa Day!!!!!!

  72. That’s a cute photo, but also horribly disturbing in a way I can ‘t shake.

  73. Rachael says:

    I find it horribly disturbing too… but only because my pundage skills are greatly lacking. :)

  74. Diane roeder says:

    This is just not funny. It’s disturbing. Just my opinion.

  75. The fancypants dinner was lovely, really, but I’m hungry again. Can we stop for hot dogs on the way home?

  76. HollyFlame says:

    Thats Terrible,
    I showed this Pic to My dog and he said
    “Wait little puppy ,I am coming to save you.
    O yes I am coming.
    I am hearing your cries.
    Do not do like ewwwoww wewoww wewoo
    It gives me pain.
    Please wait.
    I am sending Super Man to save you.He will kill all the bastards with his super eye laser.And then he will roast them,and we will eat it together.I think it will taste better.
    Wait little Puppy I’m coming.
    hwooo hw whhhho hwhhwowo”

  77. someone had to say it.

  78. Bagpuss says:

    My word. That certainly said something

  79. I…uh…I…

    …okay you got me.

  80. bookmonstercats says:

    I can NOT compete with these delicious (geddit???) puns.

    I am going to get myself a pug and call her Miss Lily Belle. ‘Cos I like it.

    That’s it!

  81. This picture is very disturbing. How did they ever get the cat out of such a small enclosed space to put the dog in there? I suspect they have lured said cat into a box. And not posted a picture of it. Post eeet! We want teh CUTE!

    P.S. Pugsillatawny soup goes quite well with a Bichon Frisee salad and a chilled Mouton Basset.

  82. At first glance I found it somewhat disturbing until I read all the comments. You are all some seriously funny people. So I applaude you all who can laugh and to those who had to say how horrible this photo is you can “Eat Shih Tzu”

    Have a nice day!!!
    (now don’t you feel better?) I know I do

  83. LAINEY O says:

    “Eat shih-tzu”…hahahahaha!

  84. heh.

  85. For dessert, my favorite: Boston (terrier) cream pie!

  86. Or how about German shepard’s pie? (Yes, that is a really bad one.) These puns are hilarious!

  87. Or how about some Swedish Vallhund Meatballs?
    Or a nice dish of Spinone?
    Welsh (terrier) Rabbit?
    Puli-ed Pork Sandwich?
    Pekingese Duck?

  88. Mary (the first) says:

    There’s no way I can come up with a dog dish that hasn’t been done yet, so I’ll just say that I’ve had culinary efforts at my house that don’t look nearly as tasty as this little morsel. Yummm!

  89. warrior rabbit says:

    Everybody goes straight for the fancy dishes. What about a little mutt-on? You can dress it up with some mint jelly on the side, or maybe a cute sweateuw. (Peter Brady would recommend apple sauce, though.)

  90. Isn’t that swell?

  91. Princess of Insolence says:

    I’ll have some of that soup, please. And could you refill my Dr. Pupper?

  92. Guinea Peeg Lover says:

    Yummeh! Now for dessert! I’ll have a bull (terrier) of ice cream.

  93. skippymom says:

    Has anyone mentioned Portuguese WaterDogZooi?

  94. skippymom says:

    Has anyone mentioned Portuguese WaterDogZooi?
    Dang, I’ve tried three times to post a comment, and I keep being told I’ve already said that, but it isn’t showing up. Sharpy?

  95. skippymom says:


  96. 260Oakley says:

    Puli-a Child wishes you all “Bone Appetit!”
    … and reminds you that if you are serving cream with dessert, be sure to Whippet good.

  97. Right on top of the Baked Alaskan malemute. :P

  98. Heidi Wineland says:

    That’s just an appetiser (a bland one). Olive was a whole meal!

  99. Do you being this soup with a mire paw?

  100. Queen of Dork says:

    It’s a Pot Pug! (I mean a hot tub? pug? thing?)

  101. Hot Pug! HAH! Git in the wat-tah! HAH!

  102. Queen of Dork says:

    No wait! It’s a pug picker. No, I mean a pot sticker, pug, potter, harry potter, picker?

  103. How many pugs would a pug picker pick if a pug picker would pick pugs?

  104. Fird Birfle says:

    “One, two-who [CRAUNCH], three”.

    “Three.” :)

  105. Ali-baba says:

    Yankee Doodle went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in his cap, and called it ( are you ready? Are you SURE?) :-)
    thank you, I’ll be here all night! Don’t forget to tip your server!

  106. Ali-baba says:

    Dadnabbit! That was supposed to say Pugaroni there!

  107. bob drummond says:

    I want to say THANK YOU to all of you looney tunes out there for brightening
    up a rather blue weekend.God bless you all and have a good weekend and
    a good week ahead.

  108. Queen of Dork says:

    God bless you too, bob drummond! I hope your blue weekend turns sun-shiney and happy! I’m wishing you have fun. :)

  109. April's NaNa says:

    The pictures are ALWAYS cute but your raucous comments really Rauk!

  110. Saffron says:

    Don’t forget to start the meal with an Amuse Pooch.

  111. Noelegy says:

    Okay, that one made me snicker like Muttley.

  112. Pronto Pup…Now!

  113. Amazing puns. Amazing.

  114. This thread is hysterical!! “Best Of” for sure…


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